MTL - Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?-Chapter 234
"Chili sauce is too irritating, I can't stand it, but mayonnaise, applesauce, condensed milk, etc., you can try it..." Yelan whispered next to Li Xingshan's ear: "Of course, and you own 'sauce'..."
"I'm not a sauce, it's not that thick," Li Xingshan sighed and said, "The deal has been reached, please tell Ningguang, if you can help me become a Tianshu star, I'm sure I won't forget this. Kindness."
Above the political situation, the distinction between right and wrong is very vague. As long as the principle is not violated, Li Xingshan doesn't mind who is in the team.
Soon, with Ningguang's ability and character, he shouldn't do anything bad.
"By the way, let me tell you a secret," Ye Lan whispered: "Lord Ningguang's night is not inferior to me at all."
Li Xingshan, who had experienced the simulator, was naturally very clear about the situation of Ningguang, but when Ye Lan said that, it was inevitable that some blood would surge up.
At this moment, Gan Yu's voice came from outside the door: "Are you guys finished talking?"
"Come in," Ye Lan said first, "We talked... very smoothly."
Only then did Gan Yu push the door and walk in. Seeing Yelan smiling quite proudly, she couldn't help but wonder, "What did you guys talk about just now?"
"It's nothing, it's just an exchange of information about the next round," Ye Lan raised her hand, scratched the back of her head, and laughed, "Young Master Li and I both 'benefited a lot'."
It's not really shallow, it's very "deep".
"So that's it..." Suddenly, the sharp-eyed Gan Yu seemed to notice something was wrong. He pointed to Yelan's armpit and said, "Miss Yelan, you...seem to have something stuck there?"
As soon as these words came out, Li Xingshan's face immediately became a little nervous, because what Gan Yu was referring to was the green plum sauce that was left accidentally just now!
Chapter 555 553 The Bet with the King of Rock
"Oh, I'm so sorry."
Unexpectedly, Ye Lan didn't mean to be nervous at all, but raised her arms, lowered her head, stuck out her slender tongue, and gently licked the green plum sauce that remained on it into her mouth. Then he smiled: "It's just jam."
To be honest, the last time Li Xingshan saw such a flexible tongue was in the episode of "Animal World" where he featured the lizard.
After that, Ye Lan waved her hand, turned and left, "I look forward to the cooperation in the future, see you again."
"I didn't expect that Miss Yelan looks so meticulous, and there will be times when she is confused," Gan Yu seemed to be completely unaware of what was wrong, but thoughtfully said: "However, she can actually It's really amazing to lick that place... Ah Shan, bring me the bottle of green plum sauce on the table."
Mentioning the word "green plum sauce", Li Xingshan felt nervous again, but he still pretended to be ignorant and handed the green plum sauce to Gan Yu, and said, "Here, take it."
"Strange, why is there only half of it left?" Gan Yu tilted his head and asked in confusion, "I remember it was full."
Li Xingshan hurriedly said, "Perhaps... It's not necessarily that True Monarch Liuyun Borrowing Wind just slurped it."
"I didn't eat!"
Unexpectedly, the voice of True Monarch Liuyun Borrowing suddenly came from outside the house: "Don't talk nonsense!"
I'll go, this old crane's ears are so good!
Wait, do cranes have ears?
"It may be that I remembered it wrong," Gan Yu didn't seem to care, but took out a little green plum sauce and smeared it on his armpit, and said to himself, "I want to try it and see if I can lick it. "
Don't put your curiosity in such a strange place!
I saw Gan Yu lowered his head and stuck out his tongue following Ye Lan's example, but human physiques cannot be compared after all. , is still a little distance away.
But her cute appearance made Li Xingshan laugh.
Finally, after trying to no avail, Gan Yu could only reluctantly choose to give up, but Li Xingshan gently supported her next door and said, "Do you need my help?"
Seeing Li Xingshan open his mouth, Gan Yu immediately blushed and murmured, "Wait! It's not very clean there, I haven't showered in the morning!"
In the end, Gan Yu was still a more traditional girl, not as open as Ye Lan, but Li Xingshan didn't care about that at all, and licked the green plum sauce fiercely.
Different from Ye Lan's slightly wild taste, Gan Yu gives people a cool and cool feeling, and even... has a hint of milky fragrance.
Twenty minutes later.
The remaining half bottle of green plum sauce was also consumed by Li Xingshan's offensive.
Gan Yu is good to say, apart from the body being a little weaker, there are no other adverse reactions.
It was Li Xingshan, because in a short period of time, he spun a whole bottle of green plum sauce, and it was inevitable that he felt a little sour in his mouth.
...
"Excuse me, are you finished yet?"
At this moment, a rather calm voice suddenly came from not far away. Li Xingshan and Gan Yu were startled and quickly looked in the direction of the voice, only to see a black-haired woman who did not know when. , was actually sitting on a chair, holding a rather delicate teapot in his hand.
It is Zhongli!
"Zhong...Miss Zhongli?" Li Xingshan was shocked and asked quickly, "When did you come?"
Li Xingshan and Gan Yu's strengths are quite good, and their awareness is naturally very keen, but they didn't notice that someone entered the room at an unknown time. It can be seen that Zhongli's strength is simply unfathomable.
Of course, it could also be because the two of them were too engaged just now, and their awareness might have decreased.
"Not long after Ye Lan left, I'm here," Zhong Li's face was calm, as if the scene just now had no effect on her at all: "I see that you are being gentle and feel inconvenienced. Excuse me, I'm sitting here drinking tea and waiting... Well, this tea is good."
If you feel inconvenienced, go out!
I see that you are clearly watching a good show while drinking tea!
"Really... really shameful!" Gan Yu's face was not as thick as Li Xingshan's. The image of shame just now was observed by a woman she respected. Naturally, she felt extremely shy, and quickly ran out with her face covered. .
"This child is still the same as before." Zhong Li shook his head, turned to look at Li Xingshan, and said, "Tomorrow is the second round, are you... ready?"
"If you are talking about "Seven Sacred Calls", at least the rules have been fully understood. It is estimated that it will not be a problem to deal with second- and third-rate poker players," Li Xingshan replied truthfully: "But this time, what is the result of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon... Really? It's hard to predict."
"As a teacher, I have nothing to teach you about "Seven Saints Summoning"," Zhong Li nodded and said, "So, today... do you want to learn something else?"
If someone else said this, Li Xingshan would probably laugh it off.
But since the speaker was Zhong Li, the gold content would be different, so Li Xingshan said without hesitation, "Of course I do."
"Follow me to the open space outside." Zhong Li turned around, and Li Xingshan immediately followed without a word.
When the two of them went outside, they saw Zhong Li, without saying a word, stretched out a slender hand, and instantly condensed into a large rock-made spear, saying, "I will teach you a set of marksmanship today."
"Marksmanship?" Li Xingshan wondered, "Why do you suddenly want to teach me this?"
He also thought that Zhong Li was going to teach himself some useful knowledge for the next game, but he really couldn't guess what the relationship between playing cards and fighting could have.
"You'll know after you learn it," Zhong Li didn't seem to intend to answer this question, but said lightly, "However, how much of my "Rock Rain Spear Technique" can you comprehend... I'm afraid it's hard to say."
"Don't look down on people!"
This time, it aroused Li Xingshan's competitive spirit. I saw him squeeze his fists and said with a smile, "Would you like to make a bet?"
"Oh?" Zhong Li was slightly taken aback, and said, "What are you betting on?"
"Just bet, can I learn your "Rock Rain Spear Technique" before sunset," Li Xingshan said with his arms crossed: "If you win, you can force me to do one thing at will."
"I'm not interested in gambling," Zhong Li said lightly, "However, I am willing to accept your challenge. What if you win?"
"If I win..." Li Xingshan touched his chin and said with a smile, "I want you to wear a dress."
Section 556 The part of the neckline of 554, it's better to be lower
"Wear a piece of clothing?" Zhong Li seemed a little confused: "What kind of bet is this?"
"Don't worry, I won't let you wear any indecent clothes," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "How about it? Dare to gamble with me? Master Zhongli."
Li Xingshan has the talent of [The Teachings of the God of Wisdom], and his learning ability and comprehension ability are much better than ordinary people, not to mention that he himself is quite accomplished in spear and swordsmanship, even if the "Rock Rain Spear Technique" is a Wang Dijun's marksmanship, he may not be able to touch a scale and a half claw.
After all, even in the real world, Li Xingshan has been practicing martial arts with his grandfather since he was a child. In addition to playing games, practicing martial arts is his only hobby.
"Although it's a bit arrogant to say this, but..." Zhong Li slammed the rock spear into the ground and said, "I have never dared to do anything in my life."
Therefore, Li Xingshan "inexplicably" followed Zhong Li to learn spear skills.
As for why Zhong Li suddenly wanted to teach Li Xingshan martial arts on a whim, of course... it was also related to the simulator.
Unlike ordinary people, Zhongli, who is a god, will retain more memories in the simulator.
Therefore, in the simulator, everything that Li Xingshan was in was also remembered by Zhongli.
Although in the dream, this man is indeed a little too obsessed with "power", and in order to achieve his goal, he has indeed done some unscrupulous things.
But for Zhong Li, being able to protect and build Liyue is the most important thing. As for the "good and evil" formulated according to human moral standards, she doesn't really care.
Therefore, Zhong Li, who had long wanted to "retire", turned his attention to Li Xingshan again.
If you must choose the successor of Emperor Yanwang, then Liyue Qixing must be the first choice. At least, let this kid become Tianshuxing first.
Of course, all Zhong Li did was to provide some help to Li Xingshan. As for whether he was able to stand out in the election of this talented Tianshu, in the final analysis... it still depends on his own ability.
Zhongli's spear skill course started soon.
As we all know, in the seven worlds in power, the rock **** Morax also has another name, that is, "Martial God", even without relying on the power of the rock element and the blood of the demon god, just relying on martial arts, he can already traverse Tiwat.
It is said that Emperor Yanwang is proficient in a hundred martial arts, but he just loves to use spears. Today, the great prosperity of Liyue martial arts is also due to the worship of Emperor Yanwang. The moves he used, even if they were only learned by humans, are only scales and claws. Later, it is enough to start a school.
And this set of "Rock Rain Spear Technique", although not Zhong Li's most profound and profound martial arts, is also the first-class spear technique in the world. As the saying goes, the moon stick, the sword, the sword, and the sword can be trained for ten years and a hundred years of practice. It is a highly qualified martial artist. If you want to get a first glimpse of the "Rock Rain Spear Technique", it will take at least three or five months. If you want to master it in one day, it is naturally impossible.
However, after he really started teaching, Zhong Li was surprised to find that the talent of this human man was simply incredible. Whether it was the aura of opening and closing, or the details of hiding the needle in the cotton, he could actually see through it at one point. Before noon in the morning, he had already learned as much as 40-50% of his "Rock Rain Spear Technique"!
"Let's stop here for now." Zhong Li looked at the blazing sun in the sky and said, "Let's take a break."
"It's alright! I'm not tired!" Li Xingshan didn't mean to rest at all, he was still studying the moves he just learned, and said casually, "Go and rest first, I'll practice for a while."
"In terms of general rationality, haste is not enough," Zhong Li advised, "I'm also doing it for your own good."
"I told you..." Li Xingshan waved a gun, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said with a smile, "Could it be that I'm starting to be afraid, I will learn this method of marksmanship before sunset, right?"
Zhong Li was stunned for a moment, but then a long-lost smile appeared on his face, and she turned around and said, "It doesn't matter if you postpone the time until tomorrow before sunset, I'll have a cup of tea first, as for you... keep it up."
In the gazebo not far away, Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing Feng had already cooked the tea. I saw she spread the paper on the stone table in front of her and was drawing something on it.
"After so many years, you still remember the taste I like," Zhong Li took a sip of tea and asked casually, "What are you painting?"
"The new style of clothes," said Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing Feng, "I bought a few nice pieces of silk and satin at the market two days ago, and I want to practice my skills."
"You still like to tinker with new things as before," Zhong Li glanced at the paper, narrowed his eyes slightly, and said, "Isn't this designed for Gan Yu and Shen He? Why are there three pieces."
That's right, there were three copies of the clothing design drawings on the paper. Based on Zhong Li's understanding of Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing Feng, she would never do superfluous things.
"Oh, there's one more... it's designed for you," True Monarch Liuyun Borrowing Feng handed one of them to Zhong Li and said with a smile, "Want to see it?"
Zhong Li took the design drawing, but his eyes could not help but dodge a little from side to side, and muttered: "For me, this suit... doesn't seem to be suitable. No matter how you look at it, there are too many hollows and lace."
"It is indeed a bit inappropriate for Emperor Yanwang." True Monarch Liuyun Borrowing Feng said solemnly: "But for a tall and slender young woman like you, it is just right."
"Let's not talk about this..." Zhong Li changed his words and said, "You are so sure, will I lose this bet?"
"If you gamble with others, you will be sure of everything," True Monarch Liuyun Borrowing said confidently, "However, he is my future son-in-law, and I have great confidence in him..."
"I thought... you were very resistant to his association with Gan Yu," Zhong Li said thoughtfully, "You came all the way from Ozang Mountain to Liyue Port, isn't it just to break them up?"
"Don't take me as if I were talking about an evil mother-in-law in a folk tale," Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing Feng smiled slightly and said, "To be honest, no matter what kind of man Gan Yu chooses, I'm afraid I'll be very disgusted, I'm sure If I had to say it, Li Xingshan should be the one I hate the least... eh? What about people?"
I saw that Zhongli had put down the teacup and walked towards Li Xingshan, who was practicing spearmanship.
Looking at the back of this "boss", Zhenjun Liuyun Jifeng smiled faintly. Looking at the design drawing prepared for her in his hand, he smiled and said, "The neckline should be lower..."
Day 557 555
The sun was about to set on the west mountain, and the red glow on the horizon reflected a blush on the ground.
On the ground, there is a piece of sweat that has not yet been dried in the sun, and the owner of the sweat is practicing the last move of "Rock Rain Spear" one by one, "mountain rain is coming".
The reason why the Rock Rain Spear Technique is called "Rock Rain" is precisely because it can wield a large spear as heavy as a rock with ease, and the shot is very fast, like a hurricane, leaving the opponent powerless.
And this "mountain rain is about to come" is exactly the essence of this set of marksmanship. After a short period of accumulation of strength, thousands of shots are instantly stabbed, aiming at the word "desire" rather than the word "come". To be able to send and receive freely, it can be regarded as mastering its essence.
"Not yet."
Zhong Li stood in front of Li Xingshan with a light expression on his face, and said, "If you can't hit me with this move, you can't be a teacher."
That's right, Zhong Li admitted that as long as Li Xingshan can successfully knock himself down with this last move, "The Mountain and Rain Are Coming", even if he has mastered this set of marksmanship.
However, with Zhong Li's martial arts, even if Li Xingshan used the martial arts he was best at, he might not be able to gain much, let alone the marksmanship he had just learned.
"Damn..." Li Xingshan gritted his teeth and said, "What do you think... This exam is too difficult, isn't it?"
In fact, with Li Xingshan's current real strength, if he did not care about the consequences and fought with all his strength, he would at least be able to reach the level of a demon, enough for the gods to take it seriously.
But Zhongli was the first echelon of strength among the Seven Gods after all, and the rock gun in Li Xingshan's hand was a "training gun" specially made by Zhongli. A big rock stick.
Even if it is a Hercules, it is already more difficult to pick it up, what's more, it is necessary to make it freely and lightly like rain?