MTL - General Above I am Below-Chapter 108
Xia Yujin is an unlucky one.
The last time he went on a disaster relief trip, he was Yushi, and he hugged hundreds of people before and after him. He was surrounded by fierce wives and beautiful wives. Local officials on the road all smiled and greeted each other. Apart from the pain in the buttocks, the carriage did not suffer a bit. .
This time I sneaked away to Jiangdong, Ping Xing Daiyue, but also put away luxury and act in a low-key manner, dare not have the slightest publicity, clothing, food, housing, and transportation dropped more than one or two levels.
Fortunately, he has been exercising every day a few days ago, and his body and guts have improved a lot. For the daughter-in-law and son, they also have the spirit of not being afraid of suffering or being tired. They deliberately rode on the horse to rush the road. As a result, those who were not used to riding horses were anxious to eat hot tofu. The horse ran for two days and met a fox. Frightened and frightened, he grabbed the reins unsteadily, one fell into the muddy ground with a bucket, rolled like a mud monkey, bruised bruises fortunately, fortunately, he did not move his bones, and remained motionless for a long time.
The cheekbone dice is almost crying: "Master Jun, are you still alive?"
Xia Xiayujin slowly climbed from the dirty and stinky mud pit, turned her head and turned to half a while, woke up, and found that the culprit was foolish, and the horse was grazing obediently, thinking who to complain about, bearing the pain, and going back consciously.
He took two steps with his legs wide open, stepped on the corner of his clothes, fell again, slammed on the stone next to him, sprained ...
He had a long-term look at the master's look to be worse, and quickly flattered, "Jun Wangji people look at the sky. Fortunately, they did not fall on the stone when they fell off the horse."
Yu Xia Yujin was sore in pain, pointing at the guy who couldn't speak and cursing, "Come, board!"
He frowned and said, "No board."
Xia Yujin: "..."
I asked expectantly, "Well, go back small?"
Everyone gathered around, mounted the uneasy wounded on the car, and continued on their way.
It ’s a pity that happiness is not good. Xia Yujin can endure hardships. His delicate stomach is unwilling to endure hardships. As everyone ate dry food for a few days, I did n’t know what was unclean. I immediately started to stir up, not only spit and diarrhea, but also fever . The accompanying Doctor Wu was a famous gynecologist in Dingding, Beijing. After helping him diagnose the pulse, he opened two prescriptions and asked to rest in situ and wait for the fever to pass.
Xia Yujin was thinking of the north and was about to leave.
Sui Naihe's entourage was afraid that the fragile body of the king of Nanping County would be three in length and two in short. He could not get rid of the relationship between the nine ethnic groups, and he coaxed and cheated. He vowed to cure him, and then toss him away, leaving it to the generals to take responsibility.
After a lot of tossing, the trip was delayed.
In that chamber, after the emperor Daqin and the ministers discussed, they also felt that the Dongxia peace talks may not be very sincere, and they did not send a heavy minister. Instead, they selected a servant who was familiar with Dongxia culture from the Hanlin Academy. Si Shaoqing, with four or five accompanying officials, arrived first after Xia Yujin. When he arrived at Jiangdong, he went to the military camp to meet General Ye. After understanding the form, he sent a messenger to the Dongxia military camp.
The messenger sent the surname Bai, and the Ministry of Rites gave it to Jiangbei. He was very young and short in stature, but he was too brave.
He sent a letter to the Dongxia military camp alone, with swords and guns on both sides, cold and glittering, the generals of Dongxia gathered, murderous and shocking, the king with white hair reclined on the white tiger skin soft couch, surrounded by beautiful women holding grapes, and served carefully. The beauty looked up and looked at him lightly.
The Bai envoy set his mind, neglected his beauty, and looked closely, but he saw that the beauty was fair and delicate, with a small figure, unlike the Dongxia woman who was tall and sturdy, with a dark and rough appearance, but she looked like a Daqin. She was wearing a precious white fox fur, with a five-colored gemstone head and face, and two huge night pearls dangled in her ears, shining brightly. There is no sadness on the face, only the joy of serving the Dongxia barbarians, and from time to time softly pleases, and is cheaper than the women who came out of the fireworks ...
The ambassador turned his head scornfully, and did not look at the beautiful and self-conscious woman, and performed a big Qin ritual to the king of Dongxia, then proudly presented the peace talks, stood upright, and waited for the other party to discuss and answer.
The two armies fought and did not kill them.
Wu Dongxia Wang frowned slightly and ignored.
Unexpectedly, the cheap woman bowed her ears to Dongxia Wang, and Dongxia Wang nodded with a smile. The cheap woman walked off the soft bed and suddenly spoke, pretending to be puzzled: "This guy who has a waist bar standing straighter than a gun, I seem to have seen it."
Wang Dongxia was curious: "Liuer, where have you seen?"
Qiu Liu Xiyin casually said, "It seems to be a hawker with a fragrant house. I don't know why I'm so serious today? It looks pretty."
Wu Dongxia's generals laughed.
The Bai Envoy read the sage book from an early age, his character is high, never visited Huajie Liuxiang? He became so angry that he pointed at Liu Xiyin and scolded, "You don't spit people with blood!"
"Huh?" Liu Xiyin tilted her head, and looked at it in two steps. "Did you recognize the wrong person? Aren't you the Uncle Bai?" She shrugged, waiting for the other side to deny, her expression mocking, " Is Daqin no one? So calm and honest people have sent peace talks? "
Xi Bai's envoy swallowed with patience: "The girl is also a big Qin."
"So what?" Liu Xiyin swept across the audience with a wink, and groaned with a smile. "Da Qin men are soft-headed soft eggs. Look at your small body that is blown by the wind. It ’s not taller than me. Xia Nan heroic? Shouldn't the Emperor Qin find no one? He sent the children? It's a pity. "
Da Daqin officials suspected that the Dongxia people were rude and rude.
General Dong Dongxia suspected that the Qin humanities were weak and pretentious.
No one looks down on anyone.
The ambassadors from the Ningxia came to the East Xia camp, and they specially arranged to dismiss Ma Wei to show each other colors. But the other side did not imagine the humiliation and beg for mercy, which made them disgusted. Liu Xiyin deliberately provoked, pouring sewage on the other side, destroying his dignity, but to everyone's appetite, he followed the coax, all kinds of swear words rushed in.
The ambassador of the Emperor Bai was full of knowledge, but He Xiu encountered the soldier and was unclear. No matter what the book says, except for Prince Ino who understands it a bit, the other barbarians can't understand it. Liu Xiyin's teeth are sharp and sharp, and he cites the scriptures by his side. He also misinterpreted the excuse he spoke in Dongxia dialect, making everyone laugh even more crazy.
He can't stand up to everyone, and is not good at swearing, and soon falls behind.
The ambassador was ashamed and flushed with anger and anger, finally he did not care about the scholar's grace, and he spit on Liu Xiyin's face regardless: "You are a shameless bitch! What you have is a flower-like face, what you do is poisonous scorpion heart, yes Daqin's shame! Patriarch's shame! "
Yan Liu Xiyin froze.
Everyone is holding back.
The noisy scene was momentarily silent.
"A little messenger, let you make a three-pointer, do you really consider yourself a character? Dare to be arrogant on the Dongxia site?" The king of Dongxia was about to be angry, and the big prince next to him saw his sweetheart insulted, and was furious, so he drew his sword. No matter what messenger or messenger, he is going to chop this guy who doesn't know what to do. But Liu Xiyin moved faster. She stepped back two steps and took off the whip hanging from the tent curtain. She split her head and covered her face and drew it from the white messenger.
Her strength is not small, and a weak scholar is taken care of, whip into the flesh, whip and see blood.
The white messenger knew that he was guilty of speechlessness, biting his teeth with pain, remorse, dare not fight back, or dare to escape, but could only hold on.
Wang Dongxia looked at him with a calm face, and did not stop talking.
The eldest grandson slowly put it back and applauded.
Everyone will be excited and laughter.
Prince Weinuo frowned and shook his head.
The white envoy was scaly all over, and finally couldn't help falling down and moaning in a low voice.
Qiu Liu Xiyin grabbed his placket and dragged it from the ground. He slaps his head and covered his face and gave a few slaps. He spit back drastically, and said angrily, "Aunt Grandma hates you for being such a good-looking villain!"
Xi Baidi endured desperately, unwilling to answer.
King Dongxia looked lively enough, and he vowed to retreat from love, and then smashed the peace talks to his face, angrily, "Is Dongxia a fool when this kind of broken condition? Ye Zhaoyijie was a girl, but she was lucky to win two battles. And when Dongxia was afraid she wouldn't succeed? Let your emperor think hard, think hard, and reopen the conditions. "
The white envoy picked up the paperwork and retreated with pain and resentment.
On the way, he rubbed the flesh wounds on his body in confusion, then touched his arms, took out the **** that had just been **** and grabbed him to spit, quickly pushed into the small cloth strips inside, there was red impatiens juice sloppy on the cloth strips Written in scribbled scribbles with delicate fragrance of flowers and plants.
After looking at it, his look changed greatly, and he didn't dare to delay. He rushed to the barracks with injuries and covered General Ye.
Wu Zhao:
Dong Dongxia secretly adjusted that 500,000 troops were approaching. Send spies to watch the enemy and wait for my signal to attack aggressively.
——Xi Yin