MTL - Dudu’s Diary-Chapter 44 New avatar
After the party had finished eating, the three of them went directly to the hotel where they stayed. They were going to play in the imperial capital for two days, and they followed Yuen Long two days later. Return to the army together.
Yu Shanshan now has no problem driving her leg, so she drove home in Yuen Long with a large and a small dog.
Because the experience tonight was so miserable, the chubby little fat man who had been crying for a while without saying a word to his mother just fell asleep as soon as he got on the bus, and even started to snor.
Erbao watched Dudu and fell asleep, silently choked him for a while, then bite the small blanket on the back seat with his mouth, covered the blanket on Dudu's small belly, and then silently fell down and put himself Behind Dudu's head, he closed his eyes and slept together.
Seeing that both the light bulbs were asleep, Yu Shanshan, who had been sleeping for a night, began to settle accounts with Yuen Long, "I asked you before, did you always say that you did not chase your girl? Let me not think about it, what? What's going on with the flowers? And what about Miss Sister Doctor? Uh? "
Yuen Long secretly grieved, and wished to practice the monkey's three mouths now. Believe who doesn't care and can't believe that Yu Shanshan doesn't care, she is a jar of vinegar, and it still contains the most sour vinegar, how could she not care about these!
"Don't listen to the monkeys talking nonsense, I don't know those women, and I have never had too much intersection with them. I don't even remember their names."
Listening to what he said, the sourness in Yu Shanshan ’s heart was a little bit lighter, but only a little bit, but still sour in general. If you marry you, you really do n’t remember others? What do you say you do n’t even know their name, you lie to the ghost? ”
"I really don't remember her name, and I haven't spoken a few times. What a deep impression, don't you blame me."
"Then what is the daughter of the commander of your military region, I heard that the commander of other people value you, want you to be his son-in-law, and marry your daughter to you."
At this moment, Yuen Long helped me again. At this moment, I realized the helplessness that was entangled by this little Nizi Hu four years ago. She thought that she had improved a little after four years, but now it seems that she has not improved at all. How much less before.
However, he didn't feel annoyed at all, so be jealous, not Yu Shanshan.
He sighed and squeezed her ears. "I refused that thing long ago, and I didn't see each other at all. The reason for my refusal at that time was that I already have a loved one. When she graduates, she will marry her. . "
After hearing that, Yu Shanshan missed a beat, and she could not help remembering what he had said to her. He said that she would marry her as soon as she graduated.
So, the beloved in his mouth is her ...
After seeing her stop talking, Yuen Long squeezed her soft little ears again, and her voice was much lower. "Why don't you talk? Why don't you ask me who is the girl I married after graduation?"
Yu Shanshan was holding his ears by his hands, and his ears were red with disappointment under his hands, holding back the sweetness in his heart and whispering: "I don't ask, I don't want to know."
Yuen Long's mouth slightly hooked, but said: "You don't want to know and I want to tell you, the beloved girl I said is a girl named Yu Shanshan. I once told her that when she graduates, she will She got her marriage certificate. "
At this moment, Yu Shanshan's old face was completely red, and she was embarrassed to look at her biting her lower lip. Why was this person suddenly so stupid? Where can an ordinary woman stand? Fortunately, this man has no expression in front of outsiders. It is almost like a facial paralysis, otherwise more women must follow.
Alas, I originally thought that the army was a safe place to put her husband, there would be no temptation. Where can I think that even the army is not safe these years, there are so many women staring at her men, and they may be robbed of men if they don't pay attention.
Dangerous, dangerous ...
The thought of Yuen Long about to return to the army soon made her feel uneasy. The key is that she remained in the imperial capital, and she could not follow Yuen Long to prove ‘this man has a master’.
This thought can grieve Yu Shanshan. She even dreamed at ease when she slept at night. She dreamed of a girl with a long shawl and a beautiful face, wearing a beautiful white fairy dress. Looking at Yuen Long with admiration, step by step carefully and shyly approached Yuen Long wearing a military uniform, shyly asked Yuen Long for a WeChat code, and Yuen Long nodded, then took out his mobile phone and added WeChat to the other party the next second. Buddy.
Yu Shanshan was so annoyed by this scene that she was so angry that she shouted, "Do not add her friends!"
With a loud roar, the dormant toot and Erbao were stunned, and one person, one dog, and two spirits opened their eyes.
Erbao raised her head and looked at Yu Shanshan in doubt. Seeing that she was still fine in bed, she crooked her head and continued to lie down.
Dudu was so frightened that he sat up from the bed, looked at his mother with a stunned look, and his chubby hand touched his mother's face. Seeing that his mother was still sleeping with her eyes closed, she scratched her head in doubt. He didn't understand where the shout just came from, but he didn't wait for him to understand that the next sleepiness struck again. He fell down and fell asleep again instantly.
Just back from the morning exercise, Yuen Long, who also heard the shout, came in quickly from the door, and patted Yu Shanshan's face lightly with anxiety, "Shanshan, what's wrong with you? Wake up!"
Yu Shanshan was awakened by Yuen Long. She was still unable to distinguish between reality and dreams. When she saw Yuen Long in front of her, she angrily asked him, "Who asked you to add a WeChat friend to a girl! You must be I ca n’t help looking at the beautiful people! ”
Yuen Long was stunned by her, and she couldn't help crying and saying, "Who is my good friend? Are you dreaming?"
Yu Shanshan froze and suddenly realized that something was wrong. She turned her eyes around and found herself on the bed. The place where she was at the moment was their room. She immediately reacted. It turned out that she was just dreaming. Those were not. Really.
Yu Shanshan was a little hesitant for a moment, grabbed her head and said with a guilty conscience, "I ... I just dreamed, hehe."
Yuen Long has long understood the characteristics of her messy dreams, and pinched her nose helplessly, "Say, what have you dreamed this time? Have you dreamed that I have added WeChat friends?"
Yu Shanshan was guilty and did not dare to look at him.
Yuen Long laughed angrily, pinching her face with a grudge, and didn't plan to let her go like this, "I'm such a frivolous man in your eyes? Who am I? Don't you know? For me So unconfident? When have you seen contact information for other unrelated women on my phone? "
As he said this, Yu Shanshan was even more guilty, and at the same time a bit guilty. She shouldn't have dreamed like this. She is very clear about who Yuen Long is. Don't look at her usually messing with him. He never believed in him. He wasn't a man who was reckless in his thoughts, and he wouldn't mess around outside. He wouldn't have any man cheating.
The reason for such a dream is actually from her own self-confidence. If she had left it, if she heard that a woman dared to hit her man, she would definitely run to others and use her own face and charm. Hanging the other side, letting the other party know what it means to be incapable of self-control, and knowing what is self-defeating, but now she has no face value at all, and any beautiful woman can hang her, so she can't help thinking about it.
During the period of Shanshan Yu, Ai Ai embraced Yuen Long's neck, buried her face in his neck and apologized, "Sorry, I will never dream like this again."
Dream she can control? Yuen Long shook her head and laughed. She hugged her and kissed her on the forehead. She said, "Don't think about it. I'll be the only one in my life. No woman is as beautiful as you in my eyes."
Yu Shanshan nodded, sucked his nose in his arms, and thought for a while, then suddenly said, "I think I still need to protect you."
Yuen Long raised her eyebrows, wondering what she wanted to do.
Yu Shanshan didn't explain, she just jumped up from the bed, went into the bathroom three times, five and two to take care of herself, then rushed out and sat in front of the dressing table, picked up the cosmetics and lifted herself up.
Yuen Long was confused by a series of movements. He walked behind her and looked at her makeup, and asked inexplicably, "How do you think of makeup today?" Isn't she a lover?
Yu Shanshan tapped on her face with a make-up egg, and said, "You'll know when I'm done, you wait for me."
Yuen Long couldn't help but had to wait for her while reading a book.
Yu Shanshan finished the makeup for more than half an hour before finishing it. She rarely made such a careful makeup, but the makeup is still very effective. After the makeup, her face looks a lot better than when she did not make up. In addition, I put my hair down and covered my face very deliberately, and the whole person looked like they lost thirty pounds. Of course, the premise is not to look at the figure.
"I'm fine!" Yu Shanshan stood up and turned around in front of Yuen Long, showing him his makeup.
Yuen Long raised an eyebrow and asked, "What shall we do then?"
Yu Shanshan grinned, took out her cell phone, "I want to take a picture with you."
"Take a picture?" Yuen Long wondered. "Why do you want to take a picture, don't you just love taking pictures?"
"I took a photo with you, and then you changed your avatar, screensaver, background, cover, etc."
Yuen Long frowned, wondering, "But last time I asked you to take a picture as an avatar, didn't you want to die? Why are you willing now?"
Yu Shanshan stomped her feet. "Oh, I suddenly wanted to take a photo and make an avatar. Why are you so many questions!" She said embarrassingly that she did n’t take pictures before because she was not confident about her image, and she wanted to wait until she lost weight. But now that so many girls in the army like him, she feels that she has to give someone a warm reminder, and she has to let people know that Yuen Long is a well-known and prosperous person, so she can break some people's thoughts.
This is called declaring sovereignty.
Yuen Long has never been able to help her. When she wants to shoot, she cooperates with her to make various actions and take selfies with her.
Yu Shanshan used her lifelong photography skills to take a bunch of photos while holding her mobile phone. There were two people kissing, some doing funny moves together, and some smiling at each other ...
After shooting, Yu Shanshan deleted some less satisfied ones, and ended up with three very good photos.
Yuen Long also felt that the photos were taken well, and he felt happy, and said, "Send these three photos to me. I'll replace all three of my avatar with these three."
Yu Shanshan shook her finger, "No, no, this is only a semi-finished product. How can I use it directly? I have to deal with it." In the photo, her face is so fat and so big that she can lose her three-point beauty before. Use this face to directly show them to the little fairies outside, so they can't scare them.
Must deal with!
Comrade Yuen Long, who had no idea of how to process the pictures, was confused. "Isn't this ready to be taken? Why should we deal with it? How to deal with it?"
Yu Shanshan opened the retouching software in her phone and asked him, "Don't you know the four major sorcery in Asia?"
Of course, Yuen Long does not know what are the four major sorcery in Asia.
Yu Shanshan: "The so-called four major Asian sorceries are Thailand's transsexual technique, Japanese cosmetic technique, Korean cosmetic surgery, and China's p-map technique."
"And I am now performing our Chinese magic p-map."
Yuen Long: .......
Yu Shanshan used to disdain p-pictures. After all, she was naturally beautiful, her facial features were exquisite, and she was very photogenic. Each of the photos she took was very good, and she took them out just like professional models. She always thought that Hao, so he has always been reluctant to modify the map. I always think that it is a talented person who is not confident about his appearance.
But I did not expect that she would one day save herself by repairing pictures.
Yu Shanshan felt that she had fallen and she quickly operated it with her fingers without hesitation. In a few moments, the extra flesh in the photo was eliminated and the basin face became a slap face. Restored the previous delicate.
Yu Shanshan closed her hand with satisfaction and showed the photo to Yuen Long. "How is it, does it look like my original?"
Yuen Long looked at the photo and froze.
The face in the photo is exactly the same as Yu Shanshan four years ago. It seems that time has never passed. She is still the beautiful and proud little princess four years ago. Had it not been for Yu Shanshan four years later, he would have been confused.
Is this p-graph? It ’s amazing.
For Yuen Long's surprise, Yu Shanshan was very satisfied and passed three photos to him. "Well, now you can change your avatar."
Yuen Long stared at the photo for a while before closing his eyes. He opened the mobile phone software and prepared to change the avatar into a photo of the two.
Just then, Dudu on the bed suddenly woke up. He sat up and rubbed his eyes with his chubby hands, and watched his parents put their heads together and watched something seriously. He didn't even notice when he woke up. Curious in heart, the little boy climbed down from the bed, walked lightly to the two of them, his eyes followed the screen of the mobile phone, and milky and milky asked carefully: "What are you doing?"
Yu Shanshan replied subconsciously: "What about changing heads?"
Dumbfounded, and stayed straight for a few seconds, his eyes turned to the picture on the screen, and found that the avatar on the screen became a photo of father and mother instead of his picture, immediately unhappy, small Fat legs slammed the floor in protest, "Where did you take my picture? My picture is cute! Do you want my picture anymore?"
Yu Shanshan just found out that she had just accidentally been exposed. She had been secretly hiding the little guy to change her avatar. Generally speaking, the little guy would not find it. If you knew that it was unlucky, you would be the first one. Capture it.
Yu Shanshan secretly glanced at Yuen Long and blinked at him for help.
Yuen Long was also guilty, and it was the first time for him to catch a bag for a bad thing.
Seeing my father and mother did n’t speak, the beeping became even more angry, and I choked the floor again, chopping the floor loudly, and the chubby face was serious and angry, and he educated rightly: "You ’re too much Me, you guys are bad parents! "
Yu Shanshan guilty of turning her eyes guilty, seeing that the little guy was really angry, she quickly threw the pan, "It's all bad for my father, I have to change my avatar, I didn't agree with it, I said we have to wait for the toot Wake up and take a picture together. How can we take less of our baby? "
Toot nodded in deep thought.
Daddy who was dumped by the innocent: ...
Yu Shanshan didn't dare to see Yuen Long's expression at the moment, and smiled at her own fat guy, "Okay, okay, mother has criticized dad, he knows wrong, so we forgive him, now we take You take a picture together, and then change your picture of Dad's head to our picture? "
The fat guy glanced at the old father with a wooden face, decided to forgive him generously, and then ran to the corner happily, dragging Erbo who was still sleeping with his eyes closed, "And Erbo, we A family of four taking pictures together. "
Yu Shanshan and Yuen Long: ......... nothing to say.
In the end, Yu Shanshan had to add a small fat man and a small golden retriever to the lens, and a family of four was taken as the new head of Yuen Long.