MTL - Country Weapon-Chapter 249 and...
"Uh..." Li Hua blushed suddenly, what's wrong with Dad? I asked once on the phone, and now I asked again, there are so many people around, could it be possible to really take off your pants?
It’s true that the little chicken got kicked, but everyone knows that as long as the **** are not broken or the stick is broken, it’s fine for a while, but I can’t swallow this bad breath today!
I think my brother Hua is in Liuhe Township, from elementary school to junior high school graduation, and he has never been afraid of many people in high school in Qingyuan County. Now that he comes back from university, even a wild cannon can be so unsatisfactory, little. Chicken. Chicken suffers A fight is a matter of face, how can it be easily exposed?
"Oh, Dad, that kid, it's that kid who blocked my way, and even gave me a beating, saying something like 'son, turtle, father, bastard', Dad, do you still want this face? Kill me soon! That bastard!" Pulling his father, Li Hua kept crying, looking like a woman, and ordinary people really can't tell it's a man.
Long Gen, who played golf, smiled. I didn't expect that this **** was really capable. In less than 20 minutes, someone came. Two Jetta police cars were dispatched, and Fang Zheng took the lead. It can be seen that Yuan Hong What he said is true, this Li Dabao is quite a figure in Liuhe Township!
"Oh, what can I do now? Look, it's all your fault. If you don't leave, let's go!" Yuan Hong stomped her feet anxiously, with black lines on her hair and red eyes, she was on the verge of crying.
Long Gen waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, if you want to get rid of Li Dabao today, Grandpa Long will cut off his crotch and feed it to the dog!"
"Don't, don't tell me, what are you cutting it for?" Yuan Hong was impatient again.
Thinking in his heart, at worst, give some money, even if he sells the car, this matter must be settled, right? Li Dabao is not a good stubble, we can't afford to offend him, can't we hide it?
Why bother to be so angry, you have to fight with someone, and you have to put that thing on your crotch, isn't your brain sick?
"Don't worry, it's all right." Long Gen smiled lightly, without showing any worry or fear at all.
Yuan Hong opened her mouth, a little puzzled, who is that brat? What a rich man Li Dabao is, even throwing money at you can kill you!
"Hey, resign yourself to fate! If it's not possible, my mother kicks the gas pedal and knocks all of you **** down the mountain!" The most poisonous woman's heart, Yuan Hong had already prepared the worst plan in her heart, and moved to the driving seat unknowingly. superior. The whole body is on guard, ready to rush over at all times, and it will be over once and for all. Anyway, I have eaten a big stick, and I will die without regret. At worst, twenty years later, she will be another sao woman!
Long Gen had to know that Yuan Hong had this idea, and he didn't know whether to cry or laugh. Taking steps, lit a cigarette, and walked slowly.
At this moment, Fangzheng hasn't come to see him yet. He purses his lips and smiles, staring at the two father and son next to him. It's so interesting. This old man was the one who said the first thing he said when they met: "Son, is your chicken okay?" Why didn't you **** say, son, are you still chicken?
"Director Fang, my son was bullied for no reason, kicked at the root of his life, and blocked the traffic for no reason, such villains, you can figure it out." From his son's words, Li Dabao heard all kinds of things, The son's thing is still there, it was a false alarm!
However, since the trouble has come to this point, naturally it will not be left alone, let alone that Fangzheng has to ask himself for a fee when he turns around, and he can't swallow this bad breath. So this time, am I easy? I was frightened by a phone call, so I can't just let it go!
"Yes, Uncle Fang, look, the brat is too much, the footprints are still there." Li Hua straightened his crotch, and sure enough, the crotch of the denim pants had a huge footprint, right in the middle of the second brother's hiding place!
It is indeed a trick of "cutting off children and grandchildren"!
Li Hua blushed, and continued: "It's reasonable to drive a brand-new golf car and block the road without lawlessness? Uncle Fang, hurry up and catch that bastard... woo woo..."
"Huh? A brand new golf ball?" Fangzheng's heart skipped a beat, Tsao, could it be that bastard?
Liuhe Township has a large piece of land in the palm of your hand. A loud fart on the street can be heard from the end of the street. How many cars can there be in a remote village? Golf, didn't I just give away a brand new golf?
"Hey, Director Fang, the case is still being cleared, tsk tsk tsk, two Jetta police cars are dispatched, so why is there a murder case somewhere?" Long Gen said with a smile, and took a puff of cigarette.
This is the sound that Fangzheng does not want to hear the last time, it sounds like mourning. Damn, Yuanjia Road is narrow, or I didn't read the almanac when I went out, how could I meet this **** everywhere?
"Uncle Fang, it's him, just this kid, he's arrogant, what are you talking about when the police come? They don't care about you at all. Hurry up, catch him, handcuff him, drag him back and shoot him." Seeing that Long Gen actually came over, Li Hua sneered again and again.
Little boy, fight with the master, you are still young! I don't know how "Liuhe Huashao" came about? Dude, is it great to have a golf? snort!
"Come on, Director Fang, come on, arrest me, go back and beat me up." Long Gen smiled, holding a cigarette in his mouth, and stretched out his hands, quite cooperative with the work.
Borrower Zheng dared not torture himself unless he didn't want to wear the uniform anymore!
"Gulu....Dragon..." Fangzheng swallowed, shivered subconsciously, and was about to say hello. But it was snatched away by Li Hua who was on the side.
"Uncle Fang, look, look, the brat is so arrogant, arrest him, kill him, and pay him back if he is lawless! You owe me a lot, I have to..."
"Crack!"
Suddenly his eyes went dark, followed by stars everywhere, Li Hua covered his face in astonishment, stared at Fangzheng in a daze, speechless for a long time!
"Director Fang, why are you beating my son?" Li Dabao said gloomyly, quite dissatisfied.
In Li Dabao's eyes, it is natural to see that the two know each other and have a good relationship. Just, why did you hit my son? My son's chicken. The chicken is almost gone, still fighting? A father will naturally have to speak out!
"Why? Don't you need a brat to point fingers at the dignified police station?" Fangzheng's ability to see the wind and the wind is quite good. Although he was shocked, he could see the situation. Can't afford to offend you, a local tyrant who got rich overnight?
"Hmph! Li Dabao, don't blame me for not reminding you. Take good care of your son. If he doesn't come back, he won't come back. When he comes back to cause trouble, open his eyes and see for himself. It's your broken Mazda who took the way! You don't have eyes, Don’t know the yellow line?”
After a while, Li Dabao didn't let out a fart, his old face turned as red as a pig's kidney. The fat at the corners of his mouth twitched.
"Uncle Fang, this, this is your fault, obviously..." Li Hua didn't understand, and wanted to say something.
Fang Zheng jumped up violently, swung his big mouth and slapped him!
With a crisp "snap", several fingerprints appeared on Bai Kaka's face.
Fang Zheng said angrily: "The police deal with the case, what they pay attention to is evidence! You don't have eyes, right? You can't drive, right? Take out your driver's license! I want a routine inspection!"
Liuhe Township is not big, so naturally there are no traffic policemen, and all the policemen at the police station are on the shoulders. Fangzheng naturally has the right to check the driver's license!
"I...I..." Li Hua was stunned, completely stunned, what's going on?
The last time Fangzheng went to his own house to have a meal, his **** slapped so loudly, everything was taken care of, and he was so proud that he went to the sky, why did he beat himself? Also check my driver's license, I have a fart driver's license!
If you know how to drive, you will be knocked out of the technology. If you don’t understand it, you can barely know a red light to stop and a green light to go. ah? Shit!
"Hmph, operating a motor vehicle without a license, Xiao Wang, take pictures on the spot, call for a tow truck, and take the car away!" Fang Zheng gave orders, and said seriously: "China-made cars are not good, but you can't buy small Japanese ones. A car? A typical traitor, a traitor! No wonder you are driving without a license, hum!"
The faces of Li Dabao and his son changed several times, what happened today? Why did you still wear the hat of a traitor?
Li Dabao kept complaining, what the hell, I want to betray the country, do I have the qualifications? If you are really a traitor, how can I still be afraid of you? But he never dared to say this, and hurriedly said:
"Director Fang, look at this, can you forget it, I will give it to you later..."
Fang Zheng let out a stern roar, and said seriously: "What's the matter? What are you going to pay back! I, Fang Zheng, enforce the law impartially, and everyone in Liuhe Township doesn't know about it? Don't let me do it!"
"Xiao Li, take Li Hua away. According to regulations, Li Hua will be detained for fifteen days for driving a motor vehicle without a license!"
"Ah? Uncle Fang, you..." Li Hua was shocked, what's going on? It's fine if you don't help yourself, and send yourself to the pit?
Fang Zheng's face was livid, just like Bao Gong's face, don't turn your head away from looking at Li Hua!
"Dad, you, save me, you want to lock me up, save me...."
Li Dabao looked at Fangzheng and opened his mouth. Seeing Fangzheng's attitude was indifferent, he finally didn't speak.
"Xiaohua, let's go to the police station and stay here, I'll figure out a way later." The matter has come to this point, Li Dabao also understands, and today he has hit the iron plate. Even Fangzheng is afraid of the iron plate!
Can't help but glance at Long Gen, the latter smiles lightly, takes a puff from time to time, as if he didn't see anything.
"Take it away!" Fangzheng waved his hand, and Xiao Li dragged Li Huazheng to get into the car.
"Slow down!"
Long Gen spoke.
"Brother Long, what else is there?" Fangzheng was beating drums in his heart, little bastard, little bastard, what else do you want to do after this is done?
Do I have to kneel down for you? Second Olympic!
"Cough cough cough, this, your name is Hua Shao, right? You are Hua Shao's father, right?" Long Gen smiled at Li Dabao and his son, "Don't you say my wife is pretty, do you want to date her? ? Go, let me see how you are doing, and learn a little experience from you."
The corners of Li Dabao's mouth twitched, and he gave his son a hard look, the little **** gave you so much pocket money, what kind of woman can't have a day, and she meets such a bad star?
"Brother, this may be a misunderstanding..." Li Dabao lowered his figure and said cautiously: "You can see if you can forget it, and I, your brother-in-law's compensation, do you think so?"
Long Gen shook his head, his eyeballs aimed at the woman on the Mazda co-pilot, the more she looked at it, the better she looked, those eyeballs rolled around like a sao fox.
"I want to chat with your wife..."