MTL - Civilization: Beyond Two Worlds-Chapter 823 Hello, Cass [beep-] Luo!
Calls to the U.S. Privy Council office went directly to AWSL's corporate headquarters.
The employee in charge of negotiating the docking business almost cried with excitement.
A month or two ago, these employees, who were still the best and the best in the real power department of the empire, resigned voluntarily due to personal reasons, and then joined a leather bag company in Africa neatly to implement the state entrusted by the country. an important task.
… Having said that, the new company is too subtle, twisted, and weird.
For two months, the company's main business activities were just two.
The first is the transfer of assets. The business location is England, and the high-quality assets from the belt are transferred to the company's name as if they were given away. It is like a legal robbery of a semi-colonial and semi-feudal country. In dreams, I always wonder if I have reached another world line.
The second is to buy, buy, buy. The purchasing department will receive orders from the boss using the special coin app to instruct them to buy things all over the world, including arms, civilian materials, electronic products, food and even ships. To introduce military explosives production lines and nuclear power plants.
Even a finance student can see that the operation of this AWSL company is very worrying, because you can only go out and not in, and there are no profitable projects at all.
The business scope written in the company's introduction, "mining, digging, rescue, ghost hunting, robbery, artificial rainfall, express logistics, finding trouble and beating people" seems like a joke.
One side is buying frantically, and the other side has no business profits at all, which leads to a very serious financial deficit. However, when the money is not enough, Boss Kang said that he knows, and it will not be long before billions of dollars will be quickly transferred to the company's account. It was fast and smooth, as if the regulators had become blind.
This matter is so evil, and the boss who threw coins is so prodigal, these elites of the Republic could not help guessing in private whether the boss surnamed Kang got some kind of Shenhao system.
To this day, a phone call from the Canadian Federal Cabinet Secretariat has dispelled all doubts and unease, and they conveyed a meaning in an official tone.
- Prime Minister Trudeau wants to have a business talk with Mr. Kant, the chairman of your company.
After confirming the identity of the other party, the backbone of the company did not dare to neglect, and reported the news to the relevant state departments while contacting Chairman Kant.
They almost cheered, unable to contain their excitement.
It's not easy, no matter what kind of business it is, there is a business after all!
However, they were too happy, and a basin of cold water poured down.
Conder, chairman of AWSL Inc., declined to speak with Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau.
And graciously gave reasons for refusal.
"I chat and laugh with A Chuan, Ning's level is not enough, let's talk to Ma Zai."
What a pity, these elites from the Republic abandoned politics and went into business, joined the strangest leather bag company in the world, and worked under the most difficult bosses in the world, even if they have learned to talk nonsense within the system Art is also a headache.
- How to polish the boss's reply into euphemistic words and convey it to the past?
Someone went to China to ask for instructions, in exchange for a laugh or two: "Kant asked you to say so, so just say it."
"Old leader, it's easy to say, but who can we talk about? We don't know what happened, and we can't talk about it properly. There must be a charter. What if we make a mistake?"
"Hey, that's it, I'll arrange it."
Therefore, the important task of negotiating business with Canadian Prime Minister Trussau fell on Mr. Wang Yongzhi, the former chairman of Fengqiao Group, Kant's horse.
After Wang Yongzhi heard the task, he clicked his tongue and called Kant with a dark face.
"Hey, Uncle Wang, what's the matter?"
"Hey." Wang Yongzhi said in a pinch, "Isn't this Mr. Kang, the emperor of the earth? I have given your order to talk to Trussau, the chief of the Canadian chiefs. I am flattered by such an important task, and I still have to ask in advance. Your holy will, so as not to violate your taboos and make your Longyan furious."
Kant was shocked when he heard the tiger's body, and his skin got goosebumps.
But arguing with a man, he hasn't lost yet.
He smiled proudly and opened his mouth to come: "Guo Zhang is polite, looking at Man Guifei's face, even if you pierce the sky, I will never account..."
"—What are you talking about, little brat!" Wang Yongzhi's voice raised an octave, "Prince Concubine!?"
Grass, is this the point?
Kant felt guilty, so he didn't dare to continue the yin and yang weirdness, and said with a smile: "Which son of a **** is shirking the responsibility? Why bother your big driver?"
Wang Yongzhi's curiosity also came up: "What is the Prime Minister of Canada looking for from you?"
Kant curled his lips: "You can probably guess that the backyard of Jiama University was on fire and was invaded by monsters. Wolverine and Deadpool are afraid that they have become American citizens, so don't ask, after all, to become American citizens, you have to swear to give up your love for your country of origin. Loyalty, fight for the US imperialists, you are pitiful, you can only ask me to remove the putty to put out the fire..."
When Uncle Wang heard the words, he immediately said, "That's none of your business. Don't get involved. Problems that a country can't solve are always dangerous. Let them have a headache themselves."
Kant praised: "Uncle Wang said yes."
"Remember to come back to accompany your parents more often."
"it is good."
"An Youyi's father wanted to invite you to dinner to express his gratitude, but he couldn't make an appointment with you, and the call came to me." Uncle Wang's voice became a little gloomy, "You can't put your mind here. Turn a blind eye, An Youyi's family is much richer than mine, and her daughter is also very beautiful..."
"Understood." Kant replied, "Don't worry, I'll call An Jia bankruptcy and let her dad go to the street to beg for food."
"Hold!"
"Then I told An Youyi that I did all this, but I was also forced to do it. The reason for this was only because Uncle Wang told me that An Youyi was very beautiful, and her tone was very strange and scary, so I can only do this. If I want to settle down and have nothing to do with my family, let her find you, and then figure it out by herself—don’t worry, Uncle Wang, I will never tell Xiaoman, nor will I prompt her to ask Xiaoman for mercy…”
"You little bastard, what a..."
Hanging up the phone with a smile, Kant paced back to the conference hall in Building 18.
They were extremely courteous to Kant. They didn't let Kant leave at all. Instead, they took the initiative to come to Diaoyutai and built a small intelligence war room in the conference hall.
After he entered the door, everyone smiled at him, Kant shook his head and said, "Old Tian, this is boring."
"Anyway, he is the prime minister of a country, let's talk."
The person who was talking to him was Colonel Tian, an old acquaintance. He was recently promoted, and there was only one authority left, that is, as a representative of the country, to contact Kant, and to ensure the healthy operation of the Patriot Covenant.
Since the relationship is close, he does not appear restrained when he speaks: "Those subordinate employees of your company have never seen the world, and they don't dare to make up their own minds on such a big thing, so don't be embarrassed."
Kant found an empty table to sit on it, and said leisurely, "The country wants me to go?"
Colonel Tian asked back, "Don't you want to go?"
Damn, of course I don't want to go.
I **** want to copy homework, not to suppress bandits.
But blindly refusing would easily reveal flaws—it should be noted that Kant's character design is "a kind and upright young man of the new era", even if he has the attributes of the emperor, he is not so cold-blooded as to regard the barbarian people as a must, there is no reason to sit and watch. Tens of millions of people are exposed to the risk of nuclear contamination.
Especially when CBC has asked for help, it is even more strange to refuse without hesitation.
Oh shit.
So troublesome trouble.
Where did Trussao know about Lao Tzu? Why did Trushao come to invite Lao Tzu? Even if my reputation has spread far, these capitalist bureaucrats must see me as a beast of a flood. After all, Lao Tzu just bullied Yue Zhongtang not long ago, and he will bring the robbery to the bottom of the sky.
Trussau must have known this.
Why did he ask me, a foreigner, to send troops to intervene?
Kant drove the time to accelerate, his mind was spinning, and he thought quickly.
At the beginning of the incident, Mr. Trudeau immediately approached his own house to negotiate, and he must have asked for help. This unexpected variable was beyond Kant's expectations, disrupting his arrangement and making him somewhat passive.
- It's **** amazing, is it someone who is plotting against Lao Tzu?
He thought for a moment, then said slowly: "To be honest, I'm hesitating. UC is the dog of the US imperialists, and troubles us every three days. I won't talk about Ms. Meng's affairs. Their cabinet and Congress are slandering us every three days. We, Jijiwaiwai, are now being dealt with by the world, and I am very happy."
"But the nuclear power plant is on the shore of Lake Huron, as you said, the nuclear leakage will directly affect the urban agglomeration of the United States and Canada in the Lake Huron area, and tens of millions of people may be affected, not to mention that the giant is likely to make further It's still a little uncomfortable to sit back and watch this happen. Besides, since this happens, even if it's a precautionary measure, I'll have to observe it."
When Kant said this, he met Colonel Tian's gaze with a calm expression.
- Since childhood, under the gaze of her fiery-eyed mother, she has cultivated the skill of telling a lie without changing her color.
He said: "If this matter can win diplomatic, political and even economic interests for the country, and also get corresponding benefits for myself, then I am willing to go."
Colonel Tian's eyes flickered, and then he said sincerely: "Comrade Kant, we always think that the person who awakened such a powerful superpower is you, which is a good thing for the whole earth."
Kant waved his hand: "I'm not that great, so don't give me a high hat."
He said nonchalantly: "However, I think, although we can help Jiama University, we always have to pinch them and make them anxious, and we can't let them pass this level easily... So we have to delay, delay. The longer it goes on, the more uncomfortable they get, and the more oil they can squeeze out, right?"
"Yes." Colonel Tian smiled and said, "To tell you the truth, we are also very happy looking at Jiama University."
"So, take a good measure of what to do, when will you agree to their demands... These matters are up to me to decide, and of course I will also refer to your opinions." Kant blinked, "Is it okay?"
Colonel Tian hesitated for a moment, then nodded happily: "Yes, of course."
Since Kant has agreed to help, and has even stated that the state is allowed to use this matter as a bargaining chip to strive for national interests for the Republic, then of course this small request must be agreed.
After all, the state and Kant are cooperative relations, not subordinates.
Furthermore, this requirement is not too big. It is not a big deal to ridicule and humiliate Trudeau and speak out of anger. Anyway, Kant has done it more than once.
Yes, the photos and videos titled "Kant Angry British Prime Minister" taken by the ambassador to the UK have been sent back to China, and the relevant departments even held several small screenings.
Considering the issue of influence, the slogan was "study the strange power and behavior style of Comrade Kant displayed in this negotiation", but everyone with a discerning eye knows that everyone just wants to have fun.
With the Prime Minister asking Zhongtang, he ushered in another public execution in a place he did not know.
Thinking of this, Colonel Tian, who went to arrange the work, whispered a few words to his deputy.
"Three cameras will be set up for a while, with high-definition." He said, "Pay attention to the recording and be careful."
The pair froze for a moment, then showed a look of surprise.
"This is to collect stamps!"
As a result, the staff quickly set up the equipment and contacted the cannabis side.
The conversation between the chairman of AWSL and the Prime Minister of Cannabis is about to begin.
Kant sat upright with a telephone in front of him.
The international special line was quickly connected, and an elegant voice sounded from the phone, which sounded sunny, gentle and powerful: "Hey, is that Kant? I'm the Prime Minister of Canada, you can call me Justin..."
Kant gave a friendly smile.
He responded in the most elegant standard of London accent he had just learned ten times.
"Hello, Cass [beep-] Luo!"
A staff member spat water from his mouth.
Then, repressed snickers came one after another.
There was silence on the other side of the phone, and then the call was rudely hung up.
Colonel Tian stepped forward with a smile on his face, with a strange expression: "This is not good..."
"It's really similar!" Kant said seriously, "It's really suspicious!"
After a while, a civil servant trotted over and said in a low voice, "The protest was submitted over there..."
Tian rolled his eyes and said, "What does the personal behavior of private entrepreneurs have to do with us?"
The civil servant couldn't help laughing and ran back to reply.
Damn it.
Over at Jiama University, Trudeau smashed the cup in his hand and yelled into the phone: "Donald! I can't do Donald! That rude, rude, hateful, mean Chinese! He's like Boris said. So evil! This communist! No respect for the free world!"
"Israeli, Justin, Ithief."
A Chuan comforted the Prime Minister casually, with a serious tone: "It sounds like Kant rejected your request for help? What did he say?"
"He..." Trushao's vase-like face was twisted and angry, "He insulted me!"
"Insult?" A Chuan said nonchalantly, "Did he say he was going to put your warship on top of CBC National Television?"
"...Not at all."
"Then he said he would take the People's Liberation Army into your mansion and tie you to Niagara Falls to die?"
"…nor."
"This is the insult suffered by Macaron and Boris." A Chuan said lightly, "You should be more mature and consider it for your country. Now tell me, how did Kant reject you?"
"I..." Trushao slowly calmed down, "I hung up his phone."
"Walter!?" A Chuan angrily said, "You idiot! When will you be more mature? I received 352 spam text messages from Kant on my mobile phone about the London incident within an hour! From the electronic casino in Macau to An invitation to experience an infertility hospital or even a stupid mobile game! I have someone translate every one of my messages! I didn't let the technical department block him at all! It's because I'm worried that he will mix some of these spam messages. Important truth!"
"And you! You unknown person, who told you to hang up! A nuclear power plant is about to explode! Tens of millions of **** votes will be affected! How dare you hang up Kant's phone? I tell you, even if he is in You said on the phone that you were a wild child of Castro and your mother, and you have to laugh and say it's wrong!"
"…"
Trussiao was blown away.
He growled: "I'm the Prime Minister of Canada! You can't humiliate me like that! I don't need you to teach me how to do things! I'll do everything right!"
"Oh, yes! That hooded old man of the magic flute can submissively lick the **** of all the leaders of the free world, but you can screw up visiting India! Because you were at a **** banquet in India. Invite a guy who has been identified as a terrorist by the Indian regime to a dinner party! I don't even dare to do that! You waste vase who eats his own money in the glory of his father!"
Ah Chuan punched the table and said coldly, "Now! To Kant! Call! Call!"
"Please ask him to deal with the nuclear power plant, and then send me the complete recording of your conversation! Otherwise, whether it's the Michigan National Guard or the Merrill Army, you won't even want to see it!"
"You better not expect me to fulfill any defense agreement for a second, you blood-sucking **** lying on Murray, you **** won't even buy an F35, your **** pilots still have antiques on their faces Bumblebee came to our base to drive the F35! I haven't bought it for many years!"
"If it weren't for you guys who didn't pay for it, would your **** army be beaten so badly by that giant? You love to buy German goods so much, just drive your Leopard 2 tanks to fight!"
Trushao was completely suppressed by Achuan, and he could only listen to the roar of the American commander: "I warn you, even if there is one - **** it! Who will tell me what the unit of measurement of nuclear radiation is!"
"In short! If you don't call Kant, if there is a little nuclear leak into Lake Huron, you will wait for Murray to settle the account with you! I **** swear to make you repay the debt until 2200! "
Pishou hung up the phone, A Chuan stared at the satellite map, and then looked at the pictures on the file.
Kant's photo is posted above.
His strange behavior of throwing coins all over the sky in the past few months was recorded and summarized, and placed on the commander's desk.
"What are you trying to do?" he frowned. "What secrets do you have?"