MTL - Cāi Cāi-Chapter 33 Act V "Q Avenue" ⑤
Act 5 Q Avenue 5
Don't look at this "If You Are Gay" is not well known, but this song definitely has the potential to become a divine song!
The lyrics are humorous and the tunes are brisk, as long as it sounds like brainwashing twice, it will never be forgotten.
In order to avoid being disturbed by the public screen, Xiang Guai minimized the yy window, but missed all the messages left by the audience.
Fan a: ha ha ha ha ha ha i heard that right? ?
Fan b: Laughed to the neighbor next door and thought my **** was croaking! !!
Fan c: I opened it directly! My dad asked me why I do n’t watch the Spring Festival Gala, why listen to the yellow song 23333
Fan d: I fell straight from the chair! !! How do you hold back a laugh when you cover it up? ?
Fan e: What is this treasure song? I solemnly announce that this song has risen to the top of my list of base songs! !! !! !!
Fan f: After listening to two fans who can not stop laughing, please deduct 1 on the public screen! !!
Followers g: 0
Followers h: 0
Fan i ： 0
...
Fan y: 0
Fan z: What am I missing? Why do you drift into the channel when you enter the channel?
Others in the community have already heard this song as early as rehearsing for Xiang Gui. They thought that their laughter had improved significantly after "thousands of hard work", but the fans on the screen saw their brains wide open Leave a message, followed the music.
The boy's voice is naughty and cute. It is different from the original "Stupid Straight Man" in the original musical. After the interpretation of Xiang Guai, this character adds a bit of cuteness and is more flattering.
At the end of the first two paragraphs, a strange but nice male voice emerged.
Although the unfamiliar male voice was only spoken in white, every word happened to hit the beat.
"Shut up!" The male voice was a little stubborn, and even more arrogant, which made the audience involuntarily emerge as an ascetic elite man. "I want to read a book, and I don't want to discuss with you this kind of joy in gay."
On the public screen, fans' messages rushed out like waterfalls.
Fan a: Hey? Who is this voice? Listen well, newcomer?
Fan b: Nice +1, I recalled, the newcomer who has no such voice in Jiuxiao?
Fan c: President, you hide it!
Fan d: The sound of the newcomer is cute, come to the auntie bowl!
Fan e: Is it a foreign aid?
Fan f: Which jms can share the radio drama that the newcomer has assigned?
The comrade named by the second president, smirked and looked at the many speculations of the fans on the screen, and never jumped out to clarify.
Let them guess! Even if they were given a hundred chances, they could not guess that the "receiving voice" who played with guess was the chief attacker of their society.
You know, when she first heard Wang Qingyun's voice, she was really startled. After Wang Qingyun became a business partner, his progress was too great. He almost completely onomatopoeized and became another person. If she didn't know his identity in advance, she wouldn't hear that sound!
In the channel, after the chanting of Ao Jiao's "Receiving Voice", Xiang Guai's singing voice immediately caught up.
At this moment, he is the character in the song. He is a close friend of Comrade Shen Cabinet, hoping that he can come to the cabinet early and face his true self.
"Every year
You all follow me
with you
Just happy
So why should I care-- "
Singing this, Xiang Guaixiao got stuck for a while, or continued the following sentence, "--- Why should I care, your base case?"
The lyrics drew an exclamation from the partner.
"You're disgusting!" Wang Qingyun took it under the guise of "pretentiousness". He couldn't even hear it. Actually, he wanted to laugh.
In the public screen, fans are already trapped in this song.
A large number of people have said that they were brainwashed by Divine Comedy, threatening the president to quickly hand over this lovely little sufferer, and they can't wait to listen to his play!
After that, they did not sing as they did in the original version, but made some changes from the original "persuasion" to a new world of double happiness.
The boy's voice and Ao Jiao's voice gradually merged, as if he could see the two men hugging on the stage with tears in their eyes, and began to jump in love.
"If you are gay
Long live I will shout!
Never give up ~ will not make you a burden! "
The last sentence is the chorus of the two-"You are born gay, hurry up and hug newday, I will accompany you until the age of eighty!"
With a salute sounding at the end of the music, the short three-minute song soon ended.
The song sings almost without any skill, but Xiang Gu is still tired and panting, and the whole person almost kneels in front of the computer.
What a ... It's so shameful!
He just sang such a love song in front of so many people, and fell off the ground. And he sang, and he could not help but substitute himself into the role, as if he and Wang Qingyun together came out of the cabinet together.
Xiang Gu quickly hurried away the strange fragment that appeared in his head. I always felt that if I thought about it for a second, I would desecrate Wang Qing.
He was lying in front of the computer, with his face on the metal computer table, trying to cool his overheated brain.
After the singing, the two hosts returned to Mai and were interacting with the audience.
"Guess ... guess? Are you still online?" The hostess called his name several times in a row, and Xiang Guai responded blankly, which is still live.
"Ah, yes, I am!" Xiang Gu quickly hurried up.
He readjusted the zoomed-out yy window to the maximum, covering his eyes with one hand, and carefully looking at the number of people online through his fingers, for fear that some fans could not accept the song and were retired by Thunder.
But the result was beyond his expectation! Not only did the number of people online not decrease, but in just a few minutes, it actually went up a lot! !!
Overwhelming confession swept across the public screen. Xiang Gu's yy yelled for a while, and the notification bar in the lower right corner was almost shattered.
He opened it, and it turned out that hundreds of friends reminded him that everyone was expressing his love enthusiastically in private messages.
Because it is still Lian Mai, any noise on his side will be amplified for all audiences.
To the guesser, I want to turn it off, but the more urgent I can't find where the setting button is.
At the critical moment, it was Wang Qingyun's "Hero Saves the Beauty", and he talked privately to teach him step by step.
guess: sorry qaq i'm too nervous.
Yiming Qingyun: What are you nervous about? You see everyone loves our "coming out song".
Guess: ...
Wait, when did the song change its name?
Just as the two of them were on a business trip, Mai Shang, the two hosts were interacting enthusiastically with the audience.
Countless sentences of confession and blessings came up, and with countless "ha ha ha", this "If You Are Gay" successfully poisoned everyone.
Among these confessions, there are still a few prominent issues floating up and down.
Fan: Guess is big, who is the cv of Xiao Shouying? What a rookie vest?
"'Xiao Shou Cv'?" Xiang Guai laughed. "Actually, he is a friend that everyone is familiar with. It seems that his false voice is very successful, but he was not heard at all." The radio wave slipped into the ears of every listener, I don't know how many people were drunk. "So let's let him reveal his vest-come on, accept it, and I'll leave it to you."
He deliberately exacerbated the three words of Xiao Shoushu and forgot to hide his smirk.
And the loud smirk was clearly passed to the man's ear.
On Mai, the small lamp in front of the only newcomer's vest flashed, and a clear and mature voice sounded--
— "I'm Wang Qingyun." As soon as his recognizable voice appeared, the entire public screen was like a colorful bomb-bomb, and it was instantly detonated. "But I want to clarify, Guess my classmates have suffered more than me. "
Xiang Gui: "... ????"
Great God, you do n’t have to pull on it!
...
The whole song session came to an end in a dreamlike atmosphere.
After Wang Qingyun unveiled his vest, all listeners were astonished by the sudden development. How could they believe that the elite man who had just been cold and arrogant would have been matched by Wang Qingyun? One after another asked him to perform again.
In order to make everyone satisfied, Wang Qingyun can only reproduce his magical voice-changing power.
Fan a: I do n’t believe it, I do n’t believe it, how do you change my main attack sama! !!
Fan b: [Big cry] Thanks to my claim to loyalty, I always thought that I could hear the voice of the great **** panting, but I did not expect to plant it!
Fan c: I'm glad I recorded it! I want to hurry up and relive the voice of the Great God!
When the propaganda poster po of the song club was released before, Wang Qingyun's name was not written. Everyone thought that the great **** could not participate because of the jet lag. Why would there be such a big surprise!
As Wang Qingyun changed into his vest, the number of online users in the entire channel also went straight to the sky. By the time it was approaching twelve, nearly eight thousand people had been squeezed in the entire room!
Xiang Gui looked at those enthusiastic fans who came to look forward to Qingyun, and somehow had a sense of pride.
Look, this is the idol he admires, this is the person he admires, he can't wait to pluck all the most beautiful flowers in the world and give it to Wang Qingyun, because Wang Qingyun deserves such praise.
The administrator limits everyone's speaking interval, but even so, countless confessions poured down like a flood.
Xiang Guai's eyes were not enough to see, countless words swept across his retina, he could only capture one ten thousandth.
But it doesn't matter, as long as he knows, they love Wang Qingyun like him.
At the same time, a kind of inexplicable surprise occurred in his heart-once he was also a member of the fan army, like a little sparrow who kept jumping; but in the end, he walked to the **** step by step, Become his partner, his friends ... and even their names appeared side by side on the show!
This was a happiness he couldn't even imagine, but now, this wish has come true.
As time approaches twelve, the people in yy soar to a horrible number.
With only the last five minutes to the New Year, unexpectedly, a window popped up to the software in front of Guess-"You are offline, please reconnect."
Xiang Guai :? ? ?
It turned out that the fragile campus network could not withstand the devastation of such a flow of people, and finally dropped ...
I tried to reconnect again and again, and the result repeatedly failed.
All the cvs were picked up by Mai, and everyone will count down together to usher in a new day.
But at such an important moment, Xiang Guai could not participate.
He originally thought that this time he could spend this unforgettable night with all his friends, but he didn't expect that in the end ... he was the only one left.
It's ok.
Xiang Guai turned off the computer silently, leaning against the classroom window.
The moon on the night of the thirteenth year is a small string moon, a narrow and narrow one, very bright, like a boat carrying dreams.
The school is surrounded by a restricted area. Fireworks cannot be set off, and there is no roaring artillery, which just allows Xiang Guai to enjoy the moon in the night.
Far away, I don't know where the countdown came from.
"60-59-58-"
The voices of men, women, and children blended together with joy.
No one knows. On that dark campus, in the only classroom with the lights on, there was a boy leaning alone by the window, waiting for the footsteps of the Spring Festival.
Enough, to guess, he has spent such a wonderful night. He owns 99% even if he doesn't have everything.
The only "one hundredth" that is bad is that he failed to say "Happy Chinese New Year" to Wang Qingyun on the first minute and first second of the New Year's Day.
But people have to be content, right?
... Suddenly, a snoring sounded in the empty classroom.
Xiang Gui hadn't responded at first. It wasn't until a few seconds later that his cell phone was buzzing.
On the screen, Wang Qingyun's name was jumping.
Yiming Qingyun: Guess, why did you suddenly go offline?
Xiang Gui was surprised and happy. He did not expect Wang Qingyun to notice his departure.
He thought about it and answered.
guess: [english shy] .jpg
guess: not offline, but offline ...
guess: [quacking] .jpg
Guess: The campus network is too bad, and there are too many yy, I was squeezed out! !!
guess: never mind, don't worry about me!
Guess: God, go ahead and count down with everyone.
Moved to the guessing finger, picked out a little swan smile.
However, Wang Qingyun found a loophole in his words.
Yiming Qingyun: Guess, today is the Spring Festival. Why are you using the campus network?
Yiming Qingyun: What about your family?
Guess: ...
Yiming Qingyun: Are you alone in the Spring Festival?
Guess: ... there are many people in the world who spend the Spring Festival alone, aren't you great gods?
Speaking to Guaikou, he knew he was quibbling, but he didn't want Wang Qingyun to worry about himself in such a happy day.
Off campus, those countdown voices are getting louder. Even if the air is cold, it is not worth the enthusiasm of people.
"Ten-nine-eight-"
At the moment when the number receded to seven, the phone in Xiang Gu's palm suddenly exploded.
——Wang Qingyun! With only a few seconds left before the new year, he initiated a voice call request to Xiang Guai!
Xiang Gu froze. He subconsciously wanted to hang up the phone, but his hand seemed to have his own will and pressed the connect button.
"Six-five-four-"
The boy's small throat knot rolled and he looked at the screen stupidly, only to find that he had lost his voice.
"Guess?" The man's voice came. "Can you hear me clearly?"
"... Um." He made a deep echo from deep in his throat. He was afraid that his voice would be louder, and Wang Qingyun would hear his choke choked.
He was really stupid. How could he think that Wang Qingyun was just "one percent" to him?
Obviously-this gentle and careful man is 100% of his life.
... the new year is approaching ...
"three--"
"two--"
"One--"
The current rustled, and at this moment, I don't know how many blessings are spreading in the happy family, let alone how much love flows between the lovers.
Those are things that I thought I would never have in my life.
The man's voice is Chunchun Zhinuan: "Happy Chinese New Year, guess."
"Happy Chinese New Year." Xiang Gu answered.
The man at the end of the screen would never know. Although Xiang Guai's voice was smiling, his tears had already rolled down.
Because the moment the New Year's bell sounded-the young man suddenly understood.
The author has something to say: Happy Children's Day! (Cheeky late)
(Writing too hurry, too many typos to catch a worm)
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