MTL - Back Off, Let Me Come-Chapter 110 : Eat without speaking [ask for a monthly ticket]

  Chapter 110 110: Eat without speaking 【Ask for a monthly ticket】

  Shen Tang has been very unhappy these days.

   Unhappiness in every sense of the word.

  Before in Xiaocheng, when I was bored, I could go out to set up a stall, sell wine, and go shopping, but there was nothing in the deep mountains and old forests except a bunch of bandits. Life is as lonely as snow, and she feels that if she continues to be so salty, she will definitely become moldy with idleness.

   "Goro is really boring, why don't you help half-step drill the militia."

  Shen Tang refused without even thinking about it: "I don't want it, you can smell a soaring smell of sweat from a long distance away. The amount of exercise in a day far exceeds the total amount of a house in a year..."

   It's not that she didn't go to watch Gong Shuwu's military training.

   After watching it for a while, A Zhai "shuddered".

It is said to be military training, but it is really flattering. The scale can even crush the square dance troupe of the old men and old ladies downstairs in the community. The basic actions of the class.

   Repeating the same action hundreds of times is not uncommon.

  Skills in the morning, physical fitness in the afternoon.

   Come back the next morning and continue the cycle.

  This level of strength is beyond the reach of ordinary people.

It’s not that no one came out to object, but the result was that Uncle Gong pinched his throat with **** and directly killed chickens and monkeys. He bluntly said that anyone among them could choose to commit suicide if they couldn’t stand it. They were all prisoners, and the prisoners even negotiated conditions with him. Impatient?

  After two chickens died, the remaining monkeys were as quiet as chickens.

   These monkeys gradually realized that the people who trained them were very cold-blooded. If they didn’t obey orders, Gong Shuwu wouldn’t care if they died one or two, or all of them died. If they obey the order, they will definitely be well fed.

  Two regular meals a day, adequate supplies of morning and night food, three extra meals to supplement physical fitness, and cope with high-intensity training. They comfort themselves that this is working for the landlord, and training is the content of the job. Isn't it a matter of course that the more food you get, the more tired you become?

  When a bandit/thug is hungry, it is more common to tighten the belt when encountering hard stubble. Now it is very good to be full.

  After some self-brainwashing, I slowly got used to it.

   He even used these remarks to brainwash those around him.

  Those who are restless, seeing that no one is standing up to cater to them, and they are alone and helpless, they are naturally discouraged. It's better to die than to live, they don't want to feel that Gong Shuwu's **** are hard, or their neck is hard...

  Chu Yao said: "Then Wulang went to the East Kitchen to help, and the food storage was not enough. The guy who prayed for goodness didn't know that he would spend a few days in Xiaocheng ink."

   Become big pie!

   This is Shen Tang's strong point.

  She was in charge of making the pancakes, and Lin Feng was responsible for putting the transformed pancakes into clean bamboo baskets, stacking them neatly, and counting the numbers. Seeing this stunt for the first time, Lin Feng was really surprised for a long time: "Wen Xin Yan Ling can also conjure food?"

Shen Tang became half hungry, stuffed the pancake in his hand into his mouth, and said vaguely while holding it in his mouth: "Yes, but one sentence is only one pancake. It's no problem to supply dozens or hundreds of people. Too much is not enough. Not to mention the consumption of literary energy, just reading the words can make my throat burn."

   As Qishan said, it's very tasteless.

  Lin Fengdao: "But it's good to be able to eat enough."

  In times of famine, grass roots and bark are not enough. He is so hungry that he can stuff mud into his mouth, or eat it with his own son.

  My husband is really amazing.

  Shen Tang laughed and said, "I think so too."

  A bamboo basket can hold about fifty flatbreads.

  Lin Feng counted it again, no problem, covered the bamboo basket with a layer of clean rough white gauze to prevent dust, and then sent it to Dongchu. These cakes are cut into pieces and mixed into soup water to cook cake soup. Because there is no food, the cook is going to replace green plum pulp...

  No matter what the taste is, it is better than clear soup with little water. She said: "I don't know if there are wild boars in the mountains. If you catch a few piglets and bring them back to raise, won't you have meat to eat when they grow up? You can also boil oil."

  Drinking the slightly sour cake soup, Shen Tang suddenly thought of pigs, and from pigs he thought of braised pork ribs, braised pork trotters, sweet and sour pork tenderloin, braised pork with preserved vegetables... a series of dishes. She was so greedy that she licked her lips, salivating from the food she imagined.

   If none of these...

  She remembered that the lard bibimbap tasted pretty good too.

  Lin Fengdao: "Hog? I heard that the taste is very fishy..."

  She heard the servants at home say that it is only eaten by ordinary poor people, and even if they have a little money, they would not choose it. Sheep, chickens and dogs are better than pigs. It is said that their meat has an indescribable fishy smell, and the boiled oil also has a peculiar smell.

  Lin Feng has never eaten since he was so old.

  No, the servants in her house don’t eat it.

  As soon as she finished speaking, she remembered her current situation, even if she wanted to taste pork, she might not be qualified, so she kept silent. Shen Tang thoughtfully changed the subject: "But I heard that the smell of pork is due to not being eunuched. If you **** them and raise them, the taste will be very, very delicious."

  Lin Feng asked again: "How long will it take to feed it?"

   "Should we keep castration for a few months?"

  Shen Tang is not sure.

   "How many months is a few months?" Lin Feng was very serious.

   "I don't know, I will know when I have the opportunity to raise it."

  Lin Feng: "The time is so short, how big can it grow?"

  Shen Tang was thoughtful: "I heard that castrated pigs are lazy. They are not stimulated by **** hormones. They don't like to move or fight. If they are lazy all day long, they will gain weight quickly."

   Well, in fact, people are the same.

  Lin Feng was curious: "Where did Lang Jun hear these truths?"

  If hog meat is raised according to this method, and the taste is no longer fishy, ​​it will be more popular with the people. This can be regarded as a family secret. Without close friendship, how can it be easily told to others?

  How could Mr. Lang deal with such a person?

  Shen Tang didn't know where she heard it from, it wasn't the point anyway, the point was that she knew it.

   Going to catch a few piglets, I want to come a few months later, braised pork ribs, braised pig's trotters, sweet and sour pork tenderloin, braised pork with preserved vegetables...

  Tongtong hopes to serve her meal plan!

  If you say you can raise it, you can raise it, Shen Tang is going to try his luck in the afternoon.

After taking a sip of the cake soup, she said quickly: "Oh, oh, and, pigs can't be kept next to the toilet pit, they must be separated from the toilet pit... It seems to be, it seems to prevent some insect disease? What insect disease is coming? Let me think, yes! Yes! Taeniasis!"

  Lin Feng: "What is tapeworm disease?"

  Shen Tang: "The disease that makes the body develop tapeworms."

   "...Then why does the hog eat human feces?"

Shen Tang guessed: "Maybe it is to save feed? But this kind of breeding is not very hygienic. If pigs eat eggs in human feces, they will produce cysticercosis. If this kind of pigs are eaten by humans, they will grow very long. Very long white worms, very scary!"

   Hogs that grew up eating human feces, then enter the population, round up, people eat human feces? Lin Feng looked at the cake soup in the bowl, his face changed again and again, his throat rolled, as if the tip of his nose had smelled something strange.

  Lin Feng suppressed the strangeness with difficulty: "How terrible?"

Shen Tang gestured with both hands: "Let's think about it, have you ever seen Qu Xiao? That thing looks similar to Qu Xiao, thinner than Qu Xiao, the shortest is only one knuckle, the longest can be five or six feet long, so long The thing that grows in your body, crawls everywhere, from the internal organs to the neck, throat, and finally to your brain..."

  Lin Fengguang turned pale just thinking about it.

   Exclaimed "Ah!"

  Chu Yao and Gong Shuwu who had no choice but to stop their chopsticks.

   "Goro..."

   Eat without talking, can you not talk while eating?

  Speaking, can you not say such a disgusting thing?

   Shen Tang: No |ω｀)

   PS: Shiitake remembers that when I was in college, there was a legend of Taenia solium, but it is rare to see such cases now, and I vaguely remember to take medicine to pull it out. If it is not cleaned, the residue will grow again. With this kind, the Taenia solium will fall off one by one and climb out of the gang door, and can move... I remember during the internship, when I was rotating departments, I heard that a patient had this. The big guy is like watching a rare national treasure in a zoo.

  (end of this chapter)