MTL - Alliance of Beauty Men and Heavenly Masters-Chapter 13 Fairy is here

"Yesterday Bawang Liu also went up the mountain?"

"Can't you?"

"Good death!" Someone immediately gritted their teeth, "Isn't my uncle's house in the North Village next door? That Liu Qiang, relying on his relatives as the village head, has been running amok in the village. Last year, he beat my uncle, saying that my uncle stole his house." The chicken, bah! Obviously he wants to rob my uncle's chicken!"

"Everyone is afraid of him because he is a Lianjiazi. No one in the two villages can beat him."

"Hey, I didn't expect God to clean it up in the end."

"Who said it was God? It was a demon! I heard from them that it was the mountain demon who ate his intestines!"

Immediately, everyone felt goosebumps, and felt that the air was also full of gloomy winds.

"Early this morning, the Liu family went to the town to invite a fairy girl to exorcise evil spirits. Those who have been harmed by monsters must be exorcised, otherwise I heard that they will become cannibal zombies. Moreover, it is said that Liu Qiang's younger brother was also scared out of his soul by the monster. I still have to summon the soul."

Everyone's complexions tightened, and they stopped talking with a slightly horrified expression. When talking about demons and ghosts, I can't help but feel hairy in my heart, as if if I say a few more words, I will be targeted by demons and ghosts. It was almost noon, and everyone felt that the sun was shining eeriely.

The sun was getting higher and higher, and the cicadas all over the village yelled "Zhiga-zhizhi-", and a group of shirtless village children ran past the door of He Shiqi's thatched cottage with bamboo poles on their shoulders, laughing and busily going to fight for cicadas.

Lian Youyou was sitting in the grand teacher's chair in the small broken yard of He Shiqi's house, nibbling melon seeds and drinking tea.

He Shiqi stood beside her cheerfully, poured tea for her after she finished drinking, and peeled melon seeds for her when she was tired from eating the melon seeds. His service skills were perfect.

Lin Yuniang and Mr. He Xiucai stood aside tremblingly, having watched Lian Youyou for a long time.

Lin Yuniang tugged at the sleeve of He Laoxiucai, He Laoxiucai swallowed, and boldly stepped forward: "Miss Lian, where is your home? We... let Ah Qi take you back..."

Lian Youyou smiled: "Old scholar, there is a saying that it is easier to invite God than to send God away. Last night, you put me and Ah Qi..." Lian Youyou patted He Shiqi who was on the side, "Shut up together, don't you just hope that I can As He Shiqi's daughter-in-law, can you take good care of him after you die?"

The two old men started to tremble again, why does this Lian Youyou know everything!

Lian Youyou clapped her hands, stood up, stepped on the grand master's chair, stood high on the grand master's chair, stood upright in front of her right hand OK, and placed her left hand sideways, with today's breeze blowing above her head, suddenly, she really brought out a little The dignity of the goddess comes.

When the old couple looked up at her, they were dazzled by the golden sun shining above her head, and they felt that Lian Youyou's body was also shrouded in a circle of golden light.

"I am the true god, you wish me to know, I cannot be Ah Qi's wife, but I will continue to take care of Ah Qi..."

"Ah—no need—" the old couple hurriedly shouted together, waving their hands again and again, "We will take care of him ourselves, don't worry about the girl." Handing the idiot into the hands of the idiot, won't he starve to death?

Lian Youyou raised her eyebrows, put down her standard technique, jumped off the grand teacher's chair, and looked at the old couple with her hips akimbo: "I said I am a god, why don't you believe me? Let me tell you, I have a beast! I'll show it to you right now!" Lian Youyou began to dig out her chest.

The old couple had already started to move towards He Shiqi, each holding He Shiqi's arm, ready to run away at any time.

Lian Youyou touched her whole body, put her hands on her waist, and smiled. She licked her lips, took out something from her waist, turned around and put it in front of the old couple and He Shiqi: "Look! The beast Heiyan!"

The old couple took a closer look, alas! This time, no one would believe that Lian Youyou was an idiot!

What she saw in her hand was clearly just a black cat-shaped wooden sign! What's more, it's still a very crude carver, that is, a cat's face is simply carved on a round black wooden sign. Just like the Chinese New Year, adults put some red dates, peanuts and sesame seeds on the white flour cake to make a kitten's face in order to make the children happy.

Seeing this wooden sign that Lian Youyou said was a divine beast, Mr. He Xiucai and Lin Yuniang were a little relieved again. Even if this is a witch, she is still a silly banshee.

"Okay~~~Okay~~~" He Shiqi clapped his hands aside, "The black cat can be good friends with the two dogs, hehe."

Lian Youyou saw that the old couple didn't believe it, so she shook the wooden sign in her hand: "You don't believe it, do you? This guy is the same as me, he was flattened. He was unlucky, he fell on the face. A cat is flattened vertically from head to toe." Lian Youyou said while gesticulating. She gestured to the size of a cat, and then clapped her hands together, as if she was flattening something. When she spread her palms, there was the small black wooden sign in her palms.

He and his wife watched and shook their heads again and again, Lian Youyou's stupidity was far better than their Ah Qi, so they were no longer afraid. It seems that the silly demon is not dangerous, just like a silly rabbit, you will not be afraid of it.

"Don't underestimate him, he was the son of the demon **** in the realm of the demon god!" Lian Youyou spoke more and more vigorously, waved her right arm, raised her face at forty-five degrees, and began to act, as if an epic blockbuster was staged before her eyes. "He is extremely handsome. His black hair is like a waterfall of the Milky Way. In the blackness, there is also a faint starlight. This starlight is the perfect oily luster of his fur when he was in animal form. His hair is very smooth, very soft, very soft. - always easy to touch..."

"Beep--" Suddenly, a suona sounded from the clear sky.

Lian Youyou immediately turned to face the outside, raised her lips and smiled: "There is excitement." She immediately jumped to the door, and saw a group of people walking on the village road in the field.

Gongs, drums and suonas open the way, seven-star sail flags fly, two flower girls spread flowers to pave the way, a strong attendant leads a bull, and a middle-aged Taoist nun in a flowery costume sits on the bullock cart.

The Taoist nun has her hair in a high bun, a woman's blue Taoist crown on her head, a pink Taoist robe on her body, a circle of flower feathers around her neck, and a white cloak fluttering in the wind.

The Taoist nun's face was white with snowflakes, her cheeks were peach-blossom red, and there were three lotus marks between her eyebrows. Her eyes were closed tightly, and her right lotus finger was erected in front of her body, exactly the same as Lian Youyou's technique when she pretended to be a goddess.

"Hey." Lian Youyou laughed when she saw the technique. She was leaning against the door with her arms folded, her bright eyes flickering with playfulness.

Mrs. He and He Shiqi also went to the fence to watch the fun when they heard the sound of gongs, drums and suona.

Along the way, the queue was getting more and more people.

All the villagers in the field and the workshop at home ran out and followed on both sides.

There are no entertainment programs in the small mountain village on weekdays, and it is rare for a fairy girl to pass by. Of course, the whole village has to watch. So, one by one, they dragged their families, this one asked his son to call the third aunt, and the other asked the daughter to call the sixth aunt, and they all came to see Xiangu.