Miracle Farmer with Special Abilities-Chapter 675 - 0: Beating Up Si Yangze_1

"AHHHH...!"

Three agonizing screams tore through the night sky.

Like meteors, the three clowns plummeted toward the ground, their faces filled with horror. Even Chen Chaoyue was no exception. Although he had awakened the Special Ability of Telekinesis, it suddenly failed him, as if a mountain were pressing down on him. So, they continued their insane plummet.

The ground grew closer and closer, nearly filling their entire field of vision. The onlookers let out terrified cries, and some even covered their eyes, not daring to watch the bloody scene about to unfold.

Just as the three were about to be smashed into pulp, they simultaneously yelled frantically, "Special Ability, appear...!"

A white light glowed from Ma Rufei’s and Zhang Haijun’s heads, as if they had truly activated some kind of Special Ability. But it was useless, and they continued to fall like meteors. As for Chen Chaoyue, not even a glimmer of white light appeared.

It’s over. I’m dying young! the three clowns screamed in despair, squeezing their eyes shut.

But to their surprise, the air suddenly felt elastic. The resistance grew stronger and stronger until they landed gently on the ground without even stirring up a speck of dust.

"Holy shit, this Special Ability is awesome!" the three guys shouted, their eyes flying open in excitement.

How could it not be awesome? They had jumped from over thirty stories high and emerged unscathed. However, their expressions changed when they saw Zhang Bin standing before them with a disguised Ding Ling, a smile on his face. This might not have been a Special Ability at all; Zhang Bin might have saved them.

"Come on, feel it out. What new Special Abilities have you two awakened?" Zhang Bin asked, looking at Ma Rufei and Zhang Haijun with interest.

He had clearly seen the white light emanating from their heads and thought they might have truly awakened new abilities. After all, that was exactly what had happened to Chen Chaoyue, which was how he’d awakened his Telekinesis. This was all thanks to their cultivation of the Pure Heart Mystique; otherwise, such a thing would have been impossible.

The two closed their eyes and focused inward for a moment.

A strange expression appeared on Ma Rufei’s face. He said hesitantly, "Senior Brother, I did indeed awaken a new Special Ability, but it’s a bit weird."

With that, he pointed at a blade of grass. That single blade of grass began to tremble nonstop.

Zhang Bin, Chen Chaoyue, and Zhang Haijun were all dumbfounded. What kind of useless Special Ability was that? Making a single blade of grass shake? Even making an entire tree shake would be pointless!

"Bwahaha! My Special Ability is badass, with infinite potential. You guys envious?" Ma Rufei declared, looking extremely smug.

Zhang Bin silently took out a pack of cigarettes and tossed three over. Then, two rays of light shot from his eyes. One lit his own cigarette, while the other lit Ma Rufei’s. He then lit cigarettes for Chen Chaoyue and Zhang Haijun as well. The onlookers’ eyes went red with envy, and the sight made Ma Rufei and the other two so jealous they wanted to jump off the building again.

Zhang Bin took a drag from his cigarette and exhaled slowly, turning his gaze to Zhang Haijun. "What about you?" he asked nonchalantly. "What Special Ability did you get?" 𝐟𝗿𝐞𝚎𝚠𝐞𝚋𝕟𝐨𝚟𝐞𝕝.𝕔𝕠𝚖

"My Special Ability is so awesome, it’s invincible under heaven!" Zhang Haijun said excitedly. "Watch closely."

He pointed at the same blade of grass Ma Rufei had just made tremble and shouted, "Break!"

The moment he spoke, the grass blade bent to one side, but it didn’t break completely, only snapping halfway through.

"What kind of crappy Special Ability is this? Invincible my ass," Ma Rufei said with disdain.

"My Special Ability really is awesome! It’s Cutting! After I cultivate for a while, I’ll be able to slice the Sun in half with a single thought!" Zhang Haijun boasted. "On the other hand, your ability is real trash. Making grass tremble? What the hell is the use of that?"

"Damn it, you’re looking down on my Special Ability? Let me tell you, mine is way more amazing than yours!" Ma Rufei jumped up and said proudly. "My Special Ability is Vibration! Have you ever seen an earthquake? The heavens fall and the earth cracks open! Have you ever witnessed a mountain-quake? Mountains crumble and tsunamis roar! With a single thought, I could shatter the stars in the sky! I could vibrate the bodies of Immortals into dust!"

"I’ve only ever heard of car sex," Zhang Haijun said, "and that’s nothing special."

"Let’s go, let’s go try some car sex!" Chen Chaoyue chimed in excitedly.

"Huh... where’s Senior Brother?"

Only then did they realize Zhang Bin was gone. Clearly, he had been greatly disappointed in their new abilities and had already left for the Immortal Palace with Ding Ling. He was on his way to enjoy the show of numerous Cultivators dealing with Si Yangze. Of course, his main purpose was to gather these Cultivators to hunt down the Holy Mother of Black Bell.

"Honey, this is the Immortal Palace. Do you like it? If you do, I’ll buy it for you," Zhang Bin said as he wrapped his arm around Ding Ling’s slender waist, which was barely a handful. They landed together before the grand gates of the Immortal Palace.

"I still prefer the valley you made for me," Ding Ling said coquettishly. "No matter how loud we get, no one else can hear us."

Zhang Bin was taken aback for a moment before a wicked smile spread across his face. He couldn’t help but recall the wonderful memory of their three-hundred-round battle; it had been truly satisfying.

Soon, the two of them entered the Immortal Palace and arrived at a garden where numerous Cultivators were gathered.

They were all shouting angrily:

"Get Si Yangze out here, or we’ll smash this place to bits!"

"Get Si Yangze out here to face his death!"

"What’s taking so long? Don’t tell me Si Yangze ran away!"

"..."

"Our apologies, our Sect Leader is in seclusion for his Cultivation. He is attempting to break through a bottleneck," a few Vice Sect Leaders of the Daoyi Sect replied, bowing and scraping.

They didn’t dare offend these supremely powerful experts. How could they not see that there were several Nascent Soul Experts among the crowd? Even Zhou Tianyu was one of them.

"Si Yangze, get your ass out here!" Zhou Tianyu bellowed furiously.

A terrifying murderous aura and oppressive might burst from his body. His voice was so powerful it penetrated deep into a secret chamber.

Inside, Si Yangze, who was sitting cross-legged on a meditation cushion, felt his face turn cold. He could no longer remain seated. With an icy expression, he walked out and greeted from afar, "A warm welcome to all you Seniors..."

"Attack!" Zhang Sanfeng shouted, his left hand shooting out to grab Si Yangze by the neck. He yanked the man toward him and began slapping him viciously with his right hand.

"SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP...!"

The blows made Si Yangze’s head whip back and forth, knocking his teeth loose and swelling his cheeks bright red.

"AHHHH...!" Si Yangze shrieked pitifully.

Flames of rage ignited in his heart as he struggled with all his might, but he couldn’t break free. After all, the difference in their cultivation Realms was too vast. Zhang Sanfeng was an expert at the Mid Nascent Soul Stage, making him terrifyingly powerful. How could a mere Cultivator at the Golden Core Peak possibly resist him?