Miracle Farmer with Special Abilities-Chapter 673 - 0: The Funny New Special Ability_1
It was afternoon at Pingdingshan Villa in Yanjing. Ma Rufei, Chen Chaoyue, Zhang Haijun, the Twelve Golden Flowers, and Mi Yiyao were all listening with shocked expressions as Taoist Priest Zhang Sanfeng animatedly described their recent trip to France with Zhang Bin to battle the Black Bell Organization.
Taoist Priest Zhang Sanfeng was a very peculiar Taoist. His name, Sanfeng, which meant ’Three Crazies,’ was well-earned—he went crazy when drunk, crazy in a crowd, and crazy in a fight.
Other Cultivators also gathered around, each one thrilled and excited as they occasionally chimed in. Even Master Xueyin was among them. They felt they had earned tremendous merit, causing their cultivation Realms to show signs of advancing. Eager to earn even more, they had decided not to return to their mountains. Instead, they came to Yanjing and were now staying at Zhang Bin’s Pingdingshan Villa, awaiting his next plan. Had they waited anywhere else, like a hotel, Zhang Bin might not have informed them, as he had mentioned he wouldn’t need a large group for the next mission.
"Hehehe... You have no idea! At the Pearl Lake Banks, the place was teeming with beautiful women and handsome men. Our great hero Zhang Bin went there with two girlfriends. Of course, this was just an act for the Black Bell Assassins so they wouldn’t recognize him. And you will never guess who the two girlfriends of your Brother Bin, your Big Senior Brother, your Chairman were!" Taoist Priest Zhang Sanfeng said proudly.
He looked utterly crazed, a true mad Taoist. It was clear he had entered one of his ’crazy’ states, worked up by his audience.
Listening nearby, Master Xueyin suddenly blushed and shyly walked away. She entered a room in Zhang Bin’s villa to change into her Taoist robe.
"Who exactly were the two beauties?" Ma Rufei and the other two jesters asked eagerly, their curiosity piqued to its limit.
"Hehe... take a guess," Taoist Priest Zhang Sanfeng said with a sly smile. At this rate, he could probably rant for several hours.
"Was it a beauty from the Kunlun Sect?"
"Was it a senior sister from the Hengshan Sect?"
"Was it a little sister from the Wudang Sect?" the three jesters shouted excitedly.
"GAHAHAHA... Of course not! It was Master Xueyin and the number one beauty of the Shushan Sect, Zhang Xue," Taoist Priest Zhang Sanfeng cackled. "Didn’t expect that, did you?"
The three jesters were stunned, their faces twisting into incredibly peculiar expressions. They knew, of course, that Master Xueyin and Zhang Xue were extraordinarily beautiful, rare beauties of their generation. However, their statuses were quite special. How could they possibly agree to pretend to be Zhang Bin’s girlfriends to scout out the enemy?
"So, did Brother Bin actually win them over? Did the act become real?" Ma Rufei whispered.
"Do you even need to ask? With our Big Senior Brother’s miraculous abilities, it was a guaranteed success."
"Our Big Senior Brother hooked up with two more beauties this time," Chen Chaoyue and Zhang Haijun chimed in enviously.
All the Cultivators wore extremely odd expressions, looking at the three jesters as if they were strange creatures. It was obvious they all felt these three were cut from the same cloth as Zhang Bin; none of them were up to any good.
"Seeing the looks on your faces, I know my guess is right," Chen Chaoyue said with pride.
"You guessed half right. Your Big Senior Brother is incredible. In just one night, he made Zhang Xue fall in love with him, and now she refuses to marry anyone else. It caused a huge commotion," Taoist Priest Zhang Sanfeng said. "Master Xueyin is a nun who has taken vows. Of course, she wouldn’t fall for your Big Senior Brother."
"Damn, that’s awesome!"
"Big Senior Brother, you’re a miracle worker! A true lady-killer!"
"I suspect Master Xueyin has fallen for our Big Senior Brother, too," Chen Chaoyue whispered. "Haven’t you noticed she’s different from before? She’s not so murderous anymore, and she keeps blushing."
The expressions on the other Cultivators’ faces grew even more peculiar, but not a single one of them dared to make a sound. Master Xueyin, having changed her clothes, had just walked out and was now standing there coldly.
However, Chen Chaoyue’s back was to her, so he didn’t see a thing.
He continued boasting, "I’m telling you, I guarantee Master Xueyin will renounce her vows soon because she’s fallen for our Big Senior Brother. When that happens, we’ll have to call her Sister-in-law, not Master..."
Ma Rufei and Zhang Haijun both saw Master Xueyin emerge. They didn’t dare respond and frantically tried to signal Chen Chaoyue with their eyes.
"What’s wrong with your eyes?" Chen Chaoyue asked in surprise, not yet understanding.
All the Cultivators nearly burst out laughing.
Chen Chaoyue continued his bragging, "I just saw Sister-in-law Xueyin, and she’s gorgeous without her Taoist robe. Big Senior Brother must be completely smitten..."
"AHH!"
He suddenly shrieked. He found himself flying into the air like an arrow before plummeting back down.
"Help!" he shouted in utter panic. As he was about to hit the ground and be flattened into a meat patty, he let out a scream like a pig being slaughtered. "AHHHH!"
BOOM!
A white light suddenly erupted from his head. He felt a new Special Ability awaken within him—Telekinesis. He immediately used it to lift himself, slowing his descent.
Even Master Xueyin’s eyes widened. She made no move to save him, instead letting him hit the ground with a THUMP, since he was no longer in mortal danger.
"GAHAHAHA... I’ve cultivated a new Special Ability! I can fly now!" Chen Chaoyue laughed arrogantly. He leaped up, floated slowly into the air, and began flailing his limbs in pure ecstasy.
"How is this possible?"
All the Cultivators, including Master Xueyin, were completely dumbfounded, scarcely believing their eyes. How could this guy suddenly unlock his potential in the face of death and manifest a new Special Ability? Telekinesis, no less? And why was this ability so powerful the moment it appeared? They had never seen anything like it.
Awesome, truly awesome! The Pure Heart Mystique from the Taiqing Sect is so miraculous! It really can cultivate new special abilities! Big Senior Brother didn’t lie to us! Ma Rufei and Chen Chaoyue were ecstatic.
The Taiqing Sect is truly miraculous. That scoundrel Zhang Bin... his junior brothers are just as rotten as he is. Just see how I teach this one a lesson! With her Mind Reading ability, Master Xueyin had naturally picked up on their thoughts. She pointed a finger at Chen Chaoyue from across the yard.
"AHH!"
Chen Chaoyue screamed as he fell once more.
"Go!"
Master Xueyin casually threw out a rope. It instantly wrapped around Chen Chaoyue, leaving him dangling upside down from a tree branch.
"Sister-in-law, please show mercy!" Chen Chaoyue shouted in terror.
"Sister-in-law, for Big Senior Brother’s sake, please spare him!"
"Sister-in-law!"
Ma Rufei and Zhang Haijun recklessly pleaded for him at the same time.
