Mini World Game Console-Chapter 878 - 879: Ren Suo Being Chased for a Thousand Miles

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Among the seven people present, Gu Yueyan was the most infuriated.

Her husband cheating with her best friend—the double betrayal had angered her so much that she turned into a streak of light and ran behind Ren Suo. The Silver Moonlight Rope extending from her right hand skillfully bound Ren Suo tightly.

"Caught in the act! Out of the seven beauties that have appeared around you, six have become your women," Gu Yueyan said viciously, "Mr. Suo, you can't keep going on like this. When we get back, we'll just have to..."

Ren Suo's gaze flickered with a strange light, and the aura on his body was dark and indistinct. His sealed Spiritual Energy actually began to tremble!

A dark aura ignited on Qiao Muyi's body, and with a thought, a storm of fear swept over everyone.

Ren Xingmei took on a blurry shape, entering an imaginary time, already striking from another dimension.

Dong Chengling's eyes shone with golden light, the Spiritual Energy vibrating and churning like a raging wave, as if to overturn heaven and earth!

Luna curiously stared at the Luo Xiaohai plushie on the side.

Lin Xianyu watched on with an expression of sheer frustration—this was one of the reasons she refused to join Ren Suo's big family. Every time they argued, it was just too damn dramatic!

It wasn't too bad now, actually. But in about ten or twenty years, when Xiaotian and Little Wuxia grew up, they might have a 5v5 team battle if they fought. A family argument could amount to a Heavenly Calamity that could be turned into a game by the Mini-World Game Console, enough to make the whole world tremble.

However, all the blocks from his wives were futile. A fleeting sheen suddenly appeared on Ren Suo, and he vanished from the air in an instant. Lin Xianyu immediately turned informant, providing information, "This is the 8-star ability 'Descent of the Heavenly God,' which can be activated in any status, directly dispelling all negative effects on him and providing 5 seconds of absolute magic immunity. It has an 8-star priority, and Spiritual Energy Spells below the Eighth Revolution are completely ineffective against him. Big Brother Ren must have used 'Within Reach, Yet Worlds Apart' to escape!"

"He can't escape," Dong Chengling stated calmly.

Qiao Muyi curled her lips and said casually while sitting on the bed, "He doesn't plan to run far. He's already thinking of ways to make it up to us... Don't let his sweet talk corrupt you."

"Absolutely not!" Gu Yueyan said, puffing her cheeks angrily, "This time, with both the person and the evidence caught, we must make him pay the price!"

Was she the person or the evidence? Lin Xianyu listened, her face etched with dismay.

"He first proposes to sleep in one big bed with us, then goes to whisper sweet nothings to Xianyu. He's hedging his bets and winning on both sides; my brother's investment strategy rivals my own," Ren Xingmei chuckled.

Luna picked up the Luo Xiaohai doll, "Xianyu, I'm taking this doll."

Dong Chengling said, "We all have our own things to do tomorrow, so if we put this off, we'll have to wait until next week. By then, the intimidation won't be as effective on our beloved... We must resolve this before sunrise tomorrow."

Dong Chengling's words sounded as if Ren Suo might not see tomorrow's sun. Lin Xianyu shivered.

Dong Chengling said calmly, "Everyone, let's stick to the plan we made before we set out. Catch our beloved and bring him back. There are only a few places he could go tonight."

"Wait a minute," Lin Xianyu reminded, "The ability 'Descent of the Heavenly God' has a very short cooldown. Even if you find Big Brother Ren, you might not be able to use spells to prevent him from escaping..."

Dong Chengling smiled slightly, "To make our beloved willingly stay, we don't need spells. By the way, Xianyu, what are you planning to do now?"

Qiao Muyi said, "I will take care of Xianyu. You all go ahead."

Lin Xianyu's internal alarms were ringing, but before she could even utter a 'no,' Dong Chengling decisively said, "Okay, then it's up to you, Xiao Qiao. Yueyan, Xingmei, Luna, let's go."

As the Spiritual Energy vibrated in succession, the four of them teleported away one after another, leaving only Qiao Muyi and Lin Xianyu in the spacious bedroom.

Lin Xianyu instinctively hugged a pillow and hid in the corner of the bed, while Qiao Muyi leisurely walked over and opened her wardrobe. After scrutinizing for a while, Qiao Muyi said with a smile, "Xiao Suo has played quite a few tricks with you, huh?"

Lin Xianyu feigned ignorance, "W-what? Actually, tonight was only the first... the second time that Big Brother Ren charmed me—"

"Don't pretend. That lingerie set on you? Xiao Suo bought one for each of us," Qiao Muyi took out a backless maid outfit from the wardrobe, climbed onto the bed, and approached Lin Xianyu, a mischievous smile Lin Xianyu knew all too well on her face.

Lin Xianyu shivered like a sardine targeted by a shark, stuttering, "I, I might... my mind might have been muddled by Big Brother Ren's Charm Spell, maybe four or five times? Or seven or eight times?—"

"About three years, right?" Qiao Muyi suddenly threw out an accurate timeframe.

Lin Xianyu was taken aback. Knowing she couldn't blame everything on Ren Suo, she awkwardly asked, "Sister Qiao, did you already know?"

"Hmm—how should I put it? Actually, you and Xiao Suo usually behave pretty well, and the way you date is almost as silly as usual, but..." Qiao Muyi lifted Lin Xianyu's chin, smiling, "I discovered three years ago that you were no longer a virgin."

Lin Xianyu's eyes widened, "You can even tell that?"

"There's a huge difference between being nourished and not," Qiao Muyi smiled, "Back then, you were shining like a salted fish turning over, exuding the sour stench of love from all over. Others might think you stumbled upon some good fortune, but I am the woman in charge of the Lian Province Strategy Division."

As expected from a woman who could silence all Cultivators in the Strategy Division with their dark histories, Qiao Muyi's powers of observation were nearly invincible. Lin Xianyu could only accept defeat.

"So... what are your plans?" Qiao Muyi leaned in. "Do you plan to be my bed-warmer, a house attendant, or a personal maid?"

"...I choose to marry Big Brother Ren." Faced with such a hellish multiple-choice, Lin Xianyu resigned herself to fate.

Qiao Muyi laughed, "Is that really a good idea? We already have five people now; if you join, that'll make six. Seven days a week will hardly be enough."

Lin Xianyu suddenly asked out of curiosity, "What if I said I wanted to leave him? What would you do?"

Qiao Muyi shrugged, "That would depend on the situation. After all, you know all of Xiao Suo's secrets, so I would definitely need to consult with him.

"If Xiao Suo is also willing for each of us to find our own happiness and part ways amicably, then it's all good for everyone.

"If Xiao Suo disagrees, however..."

Lin Xianyu asked, "If he disagrees... what would you do, Sister Qiao?"

Qiao Muyi whispered into Lin Xianyu's ear, her voice slithering and soft like a venomous snake, "Then I'll just tie you up... wait until he's tired of you... and then let you go..."

Lin Xianyu felt her scalp tingle, and her whole body shuddered with goosebumps as Qiao Muyi suddenly burst out laughing, "I'm just kidding! With Cheng Ling at home, and Xiao Suo not being that kind of person, plus it's illegal, you know. And I'm the head of the Lian Province Strategy Division; how could I possibly do something like that~?"

Lin Xianyu felt that in Qiao Muyi's speech, only the phrase 'I am the head of the Lian Province Strategy Division' was true—she truly had the capability to fulfill her intentions and clean up any adverse effects.

Over the years, Qiao Muyi's feelings for Ren Suo had never changed, or rather, had grown even stronger—if Ren Suo were unhappy, it would only be because she had made Ren Suo unhappy. Aside from that, she would issue a Demon·King·Judgment on any situation!

Lin Xianyu quickly declared, "I will be a good bride for Big Brother Ren! Definitely! For sure! And absolutely certain!"

Qiao Muyi watched Lin Xianyu with interest, lifting the backless maid outfit in her hands, "Then put on this outfit."

"Huh?" Lin Xianyu was startled. "Why?"

"Because he didn't buy it for me, but he did for you, which shows he thinks it suits you better," Qiao Muyi said with a charming smile. "I want to appreciate the scenery he adores."

Lin Xianyu kept shaking her head and retreating, "This, uh... I only wear such outfits to please men, not intending to wear it for women to see..."

"It's only us two now; do you really think your refusal makes any difference?" Qiao Muyi closed the distance to Lin Xianyu. "We're going to be sisters, there's no need to be shy..."

"Sister Qiao, Sister Qiao, please don't!"

...

Ren Suo teleported out of the encirclement clad only in his underwear, only stopping once he was far enough away.

Landing on the roof of a high-rise, Ren Suo snapped his fingers and a hooded night suit appeared on him—the 7-star prop, "The Emperor's New Clothes." It materialized clothing directly from his mind, but the clothing was merely a visual effect and not an actual article, thus it could not be sold for cash.

His choice to flee in that situation was not a reckless one, but rather a well-considered decision.

Running away might be shameful, but it was indeed effective.

This was the life lesson he had learned over the past decade.

If he got caught in a five-person siege, Ren Suo would be unable to escape scot-free, likely being scolded to no end, and might even have to endure a double bombardment from Ren's mother and Ren's father before they would let it go.

However, if he managed to escape successfully, and then defeated them one by one, everything could be nipped in the bud.

When the five of them were together, Ren Suo would be relentlessly hit with Dizziness, slow, critical hits, and might even be taken down in one go. But once they were on their own, Ren Suo, the God of Death, could capture them one by one, eventually achieving a 1v5 comeback victory from a desperate situation.

Based on Ren Suo's years of accumulated experience, he had already prepared a specific strategy for each person.

First was Luna. Luna was the easiest to talk to. As long as Ren Suo let her groom him obediently, she'd be like a big sister and forgive his mistakes.

Then there's Gu Yueyan. Despite seeming the angriest and strictest, all Ren Suo needed to do was to shut her up first, no matter what, then bombard her with intense sugar-coated shells until she softened. Yueyan would almost certainly fall.

Next was Ren Xingmei. His little sister was a bit more troublesome. Ren Suo, being her brother, had to act spoiled around her, calling her "sister" to make her stop.

When facing Dong Chengling, the only option was to admit to his mistakes and accept the punishment. Usually, doing so would win Cheng Ling's forgiveness, but if she was still mad, Ren Suo would have to use the sugar-coated shells like he did with Gu Yueyan—but he must follow the procedure: first admit wrong, then the sugar-coating.

As for Qiao Muyi... Young Master Mu was actually the simplest, yet the most troublesome. Whenever Ren Suo did something wrong, Young Master Mu would punish him, with the punishment entirely based on her mood at the time. Sometimes a kiss from Ren Suo would suffice; other times he'd be worked to half-death... Anyway, her punishments were very intimidating.

However, before sounding the counterattack, Ren Suo needed to resolve his own issues first.

Firstly, because he'd run out in only his underwear, he had brought neither his wallet nor his phone.

Roaming the streets wasn't impossible, but Ren Suo remembered he had something super important to do tonight. He must find an electronic device, so he had only one choice.

As they say, "At home, you rely on your wife; when you're out, you rely on your friends."

Figuring out his direction, Ren Suo activated the max-level "Within Reach, Yet Worlds Apart" Bond ability and flickered continuously until he reached the Heavenly Lotus District in Lianjiang City, quickly arriving at his destination—a villa in a luxury housing area.

There was not a single light in the villa, making Ren Suo hesitate slightly. If he's asleep, it would be rude for me to disturb him.

Yet, when Ren Suo flickered to the second-floor bedroom window, he saw the light spilling out from the 34-inch monitor on the computer desk inside—the guy was actually playing an Adult Game with the lights off!

Ren Suo tapped on the window. Zhao Huo switched the screen to a safe image with a hand speed of 0.1 seconds before turning around to see what was happening.

When Zhao Huo saw Ren Suo outside the window, he blinked and silently made eye contact with him.

"Open the window and let me in," Ren Suo mouthed at him.

Zhao Huo nodded, walked to the window, and reached out—then drew the curtains.

Ren Suo, his face dark, immediately used "Within Reach, Yet Worlds Apart" to teleport inside.

Without even looking back, Zhao Huo knew he had come in. He remained seated in his computer chair, continuing with his game, and asked indifferently, "What brings you here so late?"

Ren Suo let out a sigh. "What I'm about to say, please don't get scared."

Zhao Huo said lazily, "I am Zhao Huo, the Head of the Remnant Soldiers, the Dragon King. I won't be scared."

Ren Suo paused for a moment, then slowly said, "I am currently being hunted by my lover."

Zhao Huo asked, "Which lover?"

Ren Suo replied, "Not which one—all of them are hunting me!"

Zhao Huo took out his phone and pulled up a picture. "Is it this one?"

Ren Suo glanced and saw an image of the latest game console on the screen. He forced a smile. "I'm talking about a lover! A person! Not a gaming console!"

Zhao Huo switched to another picture. "Is it this one then?"

Ren Suo looked and saw Tifa from Final Fantasy VII on the screen. He said, exasperated, "I'm talking about a person! A real, live woman! Not a wife from a game!"

Zhao Huo flipped through a few more pictures. "Then it must be this one?"

In the photo, a beautiful woman was casting a large-scale Ice System Spell, Ice Tsunami, looking pure and untouched by the mire, her aura full of elegance and intellect.

Ren Suo almost suffered a concussion seeing it. "It's not Bai Ji! I'm talking about a woman who's in a legally protected relationship with us!"

Zhao Huo gave an affirmative 'oh,' and then switched to another photo. "It's definitely this one!"

In the photo, a girl dressed in a shiny stage costume stood in the very center of the stage dancing and singing, with all the spotlight on her and the entire audience cheering for her.

Ren Suo rushed forward and slapped away Zhao Huo's phone. "How could it be Little Jiu! I am currently being hunted by Cheng Ling, Young Master Mu, Yueyan, my sister, and Luna!"

"PFFT—"

"What are you laughing at? I've been putting up with you for a long time! Are you trying to stir up trouble?"

Zhao Huo brought up another picture of a baby on his phone, smiling, "My daughter was born. Am I not allowed to laugh with joy?"

Ren Suo scoffed, "Oh right, your daughter was born, huh? How about we arrange a marriage between her and my son?"

"Never! Don't even think about it!" Zhao Huo answered adamantly.

Ren Suo was not convinced. "Why not? You know very well how outstanding my Xiaotian is. His personality and moral character are as great as mine. Could he possibly be a bad match for your daughter?"

Zhao Huo snorted, "First of all, stop discrediting your son by comparing him to yourself. Besides, Xiaotian is good, but if the beam is crooked, the lower ones will be crooked too! I would never let my daughter marry into a family with a father who keeps a harem!"

Ren Suo said, "...Do you even have the right to say that?"

Zhao Huo shrugged, "Anyway, I'm not letting my daughter anywhere near your son. Growing up in that environment, he'd probably end up becoming a Harem King just like you. I'm not going to let my daughter jump into a fire pit."

Ren Suo retorted, "...Haven't you considered what your own family situation might instill in your daughter?"

After a bit of bickering, Zhao Huo finally asked, "Alright, stop bothering me. I only get to play games overnight once a week, and I've still got anime episodes to catch up on... What do you need me for?"

Ren Suo said, "I'm staying here tonight, and I need a spare phone from you that you're not using—I'm not giving it back either."

Zhao Huo thought for a moment and said, "Okay, but you have to have a drink with me."

Ren Suo was slightly taken aback. "I thought you were going to play games?"

Zhao Huo said, "Playing games after drinking feels better."

When it came to playing Adult Games, Zhao Huo was the true expert. Ren Suo had no choice but to trust him and watched as he fetched a dozen beers. Zhao Huo scratched his head. "Shoot, looks like we don't have any snacks."

Ren Suo summoned a bucket of fried chicken with the "Unlimited Fried Chicken Set." "Come on, the chicken's on me!"

Zhao Huo let out a sound of surprise, and the two silently cracked open their beer cans and took big gulps.

Drinking beer on a hot summer night was truly refreshing. Ren Suo let out a contented sigh when Zhao Huo suddenly said, "There's something I want to say, but I'm not sure if I should."

"Then don't."

"But I've been holding it in for ten years! I have to say it now!" Zhao Huo looked at Ren Suo earnestly.

Ren Suo shuddered slightly. Was Zhao Huo, seeing him arrive so late, suddenly overcome by some youthful impulse despite his age? Held it in for ten years? Had this guy actually been coveting my handsome appearance for that long? Dragon King, Dragon King... could 'Dragon King' actually mean 'King of Homosexuals'? Did my words just now give him the wrong idea? Right, I should have just said 'eat chicken' and left off that last particle! So much for polite conversation. This is bad; our friendship is on the line.

Zhao Huo asked seriously, "I've always wanted to ask you, did you..."

Sigh, should I kick him away, or just knock him out and pretend nothing happened?

"...ten years ago, did you transform into a beautiful girl and try to seduce me in the middle of the night?"

Ren Suo exclaimed, "I'm not the one! I didn't do it! Don't spout nonsense! It definitely wasn't me!"