Mini World Game Console-Chapter 802 - 803: Cute-ify the Dragon King, Subjugate the Panda!

"Dragon King Zhao Huo, Vanguard Cultivator, Close-Combat Position, Deployment Cost: 12 Points"

"Attack: Strong, Defense: Medium, Attack Range: 2 Tiles"

"Trait - Little Dragon King's Might: Can intercept one enemy (strengthened after reaching Seventh Stage)"

"Second Trait: (Activated after reaching Eighth Revolution)"

"Third Trait: (Activated after reaching Ninth Revolution)"

"Unity Magic - Dragon King's Secret Record: Adds 12 Spell Casting Points to the Commander"

"Trustworthiness: 0%"

"Unity Level: Fourth Transformation 0%"

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"Xiao Meng, Energy Gathering Cultivator, Long-Range Position, Deployment Cost: 12 Points"

"Attack: Strong, Defense: Weak, Attack Range: 4 Tiles"

"Trait - Assassin's Arrow: The longer the interval since the last attack, the greater the damage of the next attack (strengthened after reaching Seventh Stage)"

"Unity Magic - Eclipse and Deficient Moon: The next attack turns into a triple shot; damage doubles when the enemy is intercepted by the Dragon King."

"Trustworthiness: 0%"

"Unity Level: Fourth Transformation 0%"

Just looking at the stats, both of these characters seem pretty good.

Although it was the first time Ren Suo had seen the Energy Gathering Cultivator profession, he knew just from the description that it must be a sniper-like damage dealer. If the Calamity Cultivator used spells to cause various attribute damage, then the Energy Gathering Cultivator could concentrate all Spiritual Energy at one point to inflict piercing damage.

Moreover, these two characters could also trigger a special combo: Zhao Huo would intercept enemies, and Xiao Meng would bolster her output against them—truly showing off couple goals on the battlefield.

To be fair, only two Elites had appeared among the thousand draws. However, the tutorial characters for beginners were only at the Eighth Revolution, and the guaranteed characters for first-time Seek Visits were also only at the Eighth Revolution. Ren Suo drawing the Nine-Revolutions Zhao Huo, even if he wasn't too thrilled, should still be considered lucky.

However...

"Why are almost all the Future Cultivators I summoned... children!?"

Nearly a thousand naughty kids appeared neatly in the base's plaza, and Ren Suo was momentarily bewildered. Even through the screen, he could feel the overwhelming tide of mischief.

These kids suddenly appeared in the base. They weren't afraid at all; instead, they excitedly started yelling. They even began to climb the exercise equipment, evidently mistaking the base for Disneyland.

While Ren Suo was checking the information on Dragon King Zhao Huo and Xiao Meng, a Little Fatty fell from the climbing frame. He seemingly split his butt in two and started to wail loudly.

Supreme Supreme effortlessly waved his hand, healing Little Fatty's buttocks, and then the kid cheerfully took on the climbing frame again.

Unbelievable, is this game about raising kids from kindergarten onwards!?

It wasn't just a kindergarten; Ren Suo even saw several babies!

But at least these babies could crawl. The plaza was very flat, so they crawled and rolled around on the ground. Several of the babies also sucked on pacifiers and crawled to Supreme Supreme's feet, babbling as if asking for milk.

And then Supreme Supreme really took out a baby bottle!

What Supreme Supreme? This is more like Super Dad! 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝕨𝕖𝗯𝚗𝚘𝕧𝕖𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝕞

Not even a minute after choosing the name, Ren Suo regretted it. The protagonist seemed a bit embarrassing, unable to carry the grandeur of such a full-of-flair name.

However, Supreme Supreme's self-proclaimed "Infinite Charm" wasn't a joke. These rowdy infants started to drink from the bottles on their own, behaving exceptionally well.

At that moment, Ren Suo suddenly saw two blue little person icons pop up among the throng of thousands of children.

When Ren Suo clicked on them, Supreme Supreme started walking, and the crowd of kids instantly quieted down.

Just like Moses parting the Red Sea, the children conscientiously made way for Supreme Supreme to pass through, and then he approached two children.

These two children were only about five or six years old. One, a spirited child wearing a baseball cap, protected another trembling, adorable child.

Despite facing the tall Supreme Supreme, the spirited child fearlessly hugged the cute child and stuck out his tongue, saying, "Don't come near us! Let us go home now!"

These must be Zhao Huo and Xiao Meng, right? Indeed, seeds of power that could become Nine-Turn Cultivators and Seven-Turn Cultivators in the future. Exceptionally Gifted from a young age, even in the face of the infinitely charming Supreme Supreme, they managed to maintain their wariness!

Supreme Supreme squatted down and said, "I have already signed a contract with you. I grant you power and a future, and in return, you must now fight for Earth."

The spirited child pouted. "Emmm... it seems like that... but don't we have to go to kindergarten anymore? I haven't finished learning the vowel combinations, and can I go home for New Year's? I want to set off firecrackers with Dad..."

So, it's between January and February of 1999, and New Year's hasn't passed yet?

Who would have thought Zhao Huo was quite well-behaved as a child, eager to learn and even on good terms with his grandpa? He was nothing like the filial son later on who was determined to teach his father a lesson...

At this point, the cute child protected by the spirited one finally stopped being scared and asked with a trembling voice, "Then, can I become Sailor Moon now?"

Supreme Supreme nodded. "That's right, good child, you can be a Pretty Soldier."

"You can't!"

The spirited child extended a hand to pinch the cute child's cheek and said angrily, "You can't be a Pretty Soldier! Absolutely not!"

"Wuuu wuuu wuuu, why not?" The cute child immediately burst into tears. "No no no, I want to be Sailor Moon; he said I could! I want to be a Pretty Soldier!"

The spirited child angrily pushed the cute child down and said, "Snot bubble! Snot bubble! You could never be a Pretty Soldier; only girls can be Pretty Soldiers, and you're not a girl!"

Ren Suo almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

Wait, wait a minute! This, this plot is a little...

The cute child rolled around on the ground, acting spoiled. "I am a girl! I am definitely a girl! Who are you to say I'm not a girl?"

The spirited child got angrier, went over to pull down the cute child's pants, and pointed at that thing, saying, "Girls don't have this thing!"

The cute child was no longer in anguish. He gazed naively at the thing that did not belong to girls. Suddenly, he put on a determined expression, raised a fist high, and shouted loudly, "I am a girl! To become a Pretty Soldier, I will smash this strange thing that doesn't belong to a girl—"

Sitting on the sofa, Ren Suo was already convulsing with laughter. In contrast, the in-game Supreme Supreme remained very calm. He went over, caught the cute child's fist, and said, "Don't worry. Even with that thing, you can still become a Pretty Soldier."

Joy appeared in the cute child's eyes. "Really?"

"Really. Would Supreme Supreme deceive you?" Supreme Supreme, for some reason, pulled out a Princess Dress from nowhere and said, "Listen to Supreme Supreme, wear this adorable little dress, and you'll be a Pretty Soldier!"

With this move, Supreme Supreme had truly won Ren Suo's heart.

The cute child took the Princess Dress, joyfully saying, "And then can I protect Earth? Can I punish the enemies on behalf of the moon?"

Supreme Supreme said, "Not just that. All Earthlings will see your heroic figure protecting Earth. You will be the Pretty Soldier known as the Dragon King, punishing all enemies who dare to invade Earth!"

The cute child stood up happily, raising his head and said, "Haha, I'm the Pretty Soldier, Dragon King Zhao Huo! Elder Sister Meng, am I not very powerful?"

The spirited child huffed displeasingly and pulled the cute child to another side. He still seemed very wary of Supreme Supreme, but no icons were popping up above his head anymore.

Ren Suo had now laughed from the sofa to the floor, feeling as if his abs were about to burst from laughter.

After a full five minutes, Ren Suo finally recovered. He climbed back onto the sofa to look at the screen. He saw that the five-year-old Zhao Huo had changed into the Princess Dress given by Supreme Supreme and was prancing around the plaza, full of himself!

You can't deny it; he's super cute.

No more. Ren Suo felt he was about to be murdered by this adorable Zhao Huo; he was dying, really dying.

Wiping away tears of laughter, Ren Suo quickly changed the camera angle so he couldn't see Zhao Huo. Zhao Huo was simply poison; every glimpse made Ren Suo's heart race uncontrollably. It left him with no desire to play the game, only wanting to take screenshots and photos.

Who would have thought that Zhao Huo, who hadn't learned martial arts as a child, could be so cute and adorable, dreaming of becoming a Pretty Soldier? Could it be that his Anime Fan side was also cultivated from a young age!?

At this point, Supreme Supreme had already given the next course of action: "These Future Cultivators are now ready to face the first wave of Ark Troops. But we still need a thousand Mind Coordination Devices and a thousand Interstellar Assault Armors."

Ren Suo carefully read the description and realized that the tutorial levels were quite different from the official ones. In the tutorial levels, one person could occupy a Spiritual Energy Point, but in truth, Spiritual Energy Points could be garrisoned with tens of thousands of Cultivators. Moreover, it was possible to integrate the strength of all the Cultivators through an Elite Cultivator, converting it into the output of Unity Magic.

In simple terms, only High Order Future Cultivators of Seventh Stage and above will merge with the Spiritual Energy Points, gaining Traits and Unity Magic. However, Future Cultivators of the Fourth Transformation, Fifth Tier, and Sixth Transformation are not meaningless. They are like batteries, able to enhance the strength of Elite Cultivators by a hundredfold or a thousandfold, and can also power them up.

Each Elite Cultivator's Unity Magic, after being cast once, needs recharging. This task is given to the Middle-Rank Future Cultivators they command.

And such attacks involving thousands or tens of thousands are not as simple as just throwing them into space. In fact, apart from Cultivators of Seventh Stage and above, Middle-Rank Cultivators are completely unable to survive in space.

At the very least, they need Interstellar Assault Armors that allow them to move easily in space.

Meanwhile, because the Monk Soldier Troop needs to combine its power, it naturally requires synchronous cooperation from everyone involved. It's like a giant machine with countless gears turning; if one gear misaligns, the whole machine will produce disharmonious sounds.

Therefore, the Monk Soldier Troop also needed Mind Coordination Devices. These would tune the minds of thousands, or even tens of thousands, of people to the same frequency, allowing them to integrate everyone's strength seamlessly.

So, how can one obtain Interstellar Assault Armor and Mind Coordination Devices?

Supreme Supreme: "Go tame some pandas. In 1999, there are hundreds of thousands of pandas, widely distributed throughout Mysterious Country, making them the best choice."

Ren Suo: "?"

So many points to criticize, Ren Suo didn't know which to bring up first.

Supreme Supreme: "As the eve of the Spiritual Energy Tide, Earth's treasure, the black-and-white panda, is the only miraculous existence. It can extract strength from the sparse Spiritual Energy. Their population has proliferated rapidly in just over a decade. They have already spread from Sichuan to various locations, occupying mountains and forests and becoming local hegemons. Their numbers have proliferated to hundreds of thousands.

However, this was already the limit, as they had absorbed all the Spiritual Energy from Earth, and their reproductive efficiency had greatly decreased.

Moreover, they were aware that humans were the main actors of the Spiritual Energy Tide, so they dared not intrude into human society. After all, pandas, having become Transcendent beings, could survive on anything and live freely in the wild. If humans ventured into the mountains and forests, the pandas would drive them away.

But the inherently lazy Transcendent pandas are very difficult to tame; once provoked, they become extremely aggressive.

However, once a panda, a treasure of Earth, is tamed, it will become a cultivator's Companion Spirit Beast.

After becoming a Companion Spirit Beast, the panda will shift from substance to void, no longer bound by the Lifespan limits of its species.

If the cultivator doesn't die, the companion spirit won't perish.

After a cultivator gains a companion spirit, they can merge with it to automatically equip the most foundational Interstellar Assault Armor. As the cultivator grows in strength, the merged War Armor will also become stronger.

However, only cultivators of the Fourth Transformation and above can subdue the panda Spiritual Beasts. Although pandas are now Transcendent beings, they aren't much stronger than ordinary pandas and are easy to tame.

If the Spiritual Energy were to recover later on and the pandas significantly increased in strength, they would no longer be subjugable by those of Fourth Transformation strength.

The materials for creating the Mind Coordination Devices are produced when these children tame pandas."

At this point, a map of Mysterious Country appeared on the screen.

Supreme Supreme: "Given the children's strength, they can only challenge the weakest overall, the Tibetan Pandas."

Ren Suo: "..."

Wait a minute, these pandas have it rough!

Why did they end up living in Tibet!?

Don't pandas get altitude sickness!?

「... ...」

In Sichuan, at the Dujiangyan Breeding and Releasing Research Center, 'Panda Valley' welcomed two visitors in the middle of the night.

"Mr. Chuan, suddenly bringing me here, are you taking me to see pandas, hmm?" Following the cloaked figure, Cha Xian'er, who wore a mask, could not contain her curiosity and asked softly.

Mr. Chuan: "Mission."

Mission?

Cha Xian'er was puzzled. At that moment, a cultivator of no weak Cultivation hurried over and whispered to Mr. Chuan, "They're still fighting! Three days and nights now!"

Mr. Chuan nodded and led Cha Xian'er into the bamboo grove.

Who is fighting?

Why are they fighting here?

And how can they possibly fight for three days and nights without being tired or needing sleep?

However, as Cha Xian'er followed Mr. Chuan deeper into the bamboo grove, she could already feel the ground shaking from afar. The fluctuations of Spiritual Energy were strong enough to cause real storms!

BOOM!

A row of bamboo was broken. Mr. Chuan stopped in his tracks and stomped on the ground, causing a wall of earth to rise instantly, blocking the shattered rocks!

And Cha Xian'er finally saw who the fighters were!

Four pandas!

Four very large, very fat pandas were fighting!

To be correct, it was three pandas fighting against one panda!

They didn't use any spells, just plain slapping. However, each blow caused a blast of Spiritual Energy, creating a Force comparable to a Third-Rank Destruction Spell and even having the effect of a Qi Gong Wave!

The surrounding bamboo grove had already been broken down by a large portion; a rough look suggested several dozen acres!

Yet even so, the panda being attacked appeared utterly unharmed, leisurely lying on the ground eating bamboo, its flesh jiggling from the impacts.

If Cha Xian'er hadn't seen the deep intent to kill in the eyes of those three pandas, she would have thought they were just three Panda Technicians providing a service.

"Stop." Mr. Chuan stamped his foot, and the ground rose up with four hands, lifting all the pandas.

"What's the matter." His words were still excessively brief.

The four pandas seemed very familiar with him. No longer fighting, they scurried around on the ground to each produce a row…of mahjong tiles!?

Cha Xian'er looked closely and saw that the first attacking panda was holding a row of… Nine-Lotus Lanterns!?

The second attacking panda was holding a row of… All Honors!?

The third attacking panda was holding a row of… Thirteen Orphans!?

The fourth panda, the one being beaten, was holding a row of… All Simples.

The three attacking pandas had looks of grievance on their faces, while the beaten panda remained jubilantly happy.

The cloaked figure turned to Cha Xian'er, who said, "It seems they were playing mahjong, and the three pandas had strong hands, but then this panda sniped their win with the smallest possible victory hand. That's why all three pandas got angry, hmm."

The cloaked figure nodded. "Indeed, you are able, qualified."

Hmm?

"Then you, take care of, resolving their, conflict."

Having said that, the cloaked figure immediately turned and left without any hesitation.

"Wait, Mr. Chuan, I—"

A wall of earth rose from the ground, blocking Cha Xian'er, while the cloaked figure took the opportunity to slip away through an earth tunnel.

Cha Xian'er turned to look at the four pandas holding mahjong tiles, her lovely face showing bewilderment.

Why were these four pandas playing mahjong?

Why were they so powerful?

What am I supposed to do?

Seeing the pandas about to fight again, Cha Xian'er had a brainwave and suggested, "Let's play mahjong, hmm!"

The first panda suddenly spoke up, "Human, who do you think you're talking to?"

The second panda: "Watch your tone. So ugly and you want to play mahjong with us? Go home and put on a panda head-cover."

The third panda: "Sorry, I'm allergic to hairless apes."

The fourth panda: "Are you the mahjong tile?"

No wonder Mr. Chuan left so quickly.

These pandas really have foul mouths!

Cha Xian'er's face was about to twist. "Are you afraid, hmm?"

The four pandas looked at each other and burst into laughter.

Then they all showed beastly grins. "Human, accept the punishment of the Son of Destiny!"

"Yuan Yuan, you trash that can only win with All Simples, get lost! Let us teach this ignorant human a lesson!"

Yuan Yuan shrugged and sat to the side, eating bamboo.

They gathered around an undamaged stone table and somehow produced a box of mahjong tiles. Suddenly, a panda said, "Human, I won't bully you. We'll play Spiritual Power Mahjong. My Ability is Winning on a Kong—guaranteed win after declaring a kong!"

"My Ability is Fishing for the Moon in the Sea—I'll definitely fish out the moon!"

"My Ability is Ready Hand with One Shot—a ready hand guarantees a win on the first draw!"

The pandas laughed heartily. "You hairless Upright Ape, you're doomed to lose!"

Hmph.

Cha Xian'er showed a confident smile.

My Ability is Mental Suggestion; whoever I want to discard the winning tile will do just that!