Master, Your Wife Has Become a Super Star Through Fortune-Telling-Chapter 116 - 117: Sleepwalking
The girl wore a miserable expression. After a moment, she paused.
"Streamer, do you think there might be some kind of spirit monster in my house?"
"What?"
Su Nian’s expression was so peculiar that it made the girl start to doubt herself, just a little.
’Could it be that there’s really nothing in the house?’
But that’s impossible, right?
However, at this moment, the ever-resourceful netizens used a screenshotting speed honed by thirty years of singledom to compare the video to the girl. They made a shocking discovery.
[I don’t know why, but I feel like the person in this picture looks a lot like this girl!]
[Especially the hair! Even the length is identical!]
The girl didn’t notice the live comments and continued asking.
"Streamer! Streamer! Are you sure it’s not some spirit monster? Aren’t there things like fox spirits and rat spirits now? It’s really not them?"
Su Nian took a deep breath. "You’re the one making yourself gain weight! Don’t you really think the figure in this security footage looks a little like you?!"
[The streamer has probably seen plenty of people who aren’t superstitious, but this is the first time I’ve seen someone who insists there’s a ghost when there isn’t!]
[This girl is so adorably clueless!]
[HAHAHAHA, I don’t think she actually recognizes herself in the video!]
"Impossible! It’s not me, anyway. I’m not that fat!"
The girl’s tone was firm and decisive, her expression utterly serious.
Su Nian: ...
[I’m actually dying of laughter!]
[Girl, just accept it. That’s really you!] 𝐟𝚛𝕖𝚎𝕨𝗲𝐛𝚗𝐨𝐯𝐞𝕝.𝐜𝗼𝗺
[That being said, I also have to tell you to face reality. Besides, you’re not even fat!]
Seeing these comments, the girl gulped, her eyes flashing with intense nervousness.
Then, she carefully scrubbed through the video. Now that her fear was gone, she watched with great attention to detail.
The netizens watched along with her.
[Confirmed. Those are the pajamas she’s wearing in the video. The quality is just a bit blurry, so it looks like a long white dress!]
[It really is her! You can faintly make out the diamond ring on her ring finger!]
[The diamond ring, the hair length, and the matching pajamas... it’s confirmed, girl, that’s you!]
The girl’s face was a picture of disbelief, but Su Nian delivered the final blow.
"It is, in fact, you. Because you don’t eat during the day, you get too hungry. At night, you don’t feel it once you’re asleep, but this extreme physiological distress has caused your body to form a habit of getting up in the middle of the night to find something to eat."
"Huh???"
The girl was dumbfounded, but Su Nian continued speaking.
"Miss, why don’t you put your diet on hold and get treatment for your sleepwalking? You come out every night in your sleep and raid the house for snacks. Never mind your son’s cheese sticks—you don’t even spare Wang Cai’s chicken strips!"
[I’m dying! No wonder the puppy avoids her. If I were the dog, I’d avoid her too.]
"WAAAHHH... Now I’m definitely going to be more serious about losing weight! I won’t slack off anymore. I’ll be able to slim down for sure."
"Toned abs, a small V-shaped face, long and slender legs—I’ll have them all!"
She wanted to deny it, but with the proof right in front of her, she was utterly speechless.
Her head hung low, her face filled with disbelief.
Su Nian tried to console her, "Actually, your figure is perfectly fine. You don’t have to chase after extreme thinness."
"Your hairline is very smooth and even, which proves you’ve always come from a well-off family."
"Your academic fortune in your youth was also excellent. You have thick eyebrows, meaning you’re a person who values deep emotional connections. Your Property Palace is broad, giving you good luck with purchasing property. Your nose is straight and well-formed, with a particularly fleshy tip and wings. This indicates that your luck with both your primary income and financial windfalls is very good. It’s the face of wealth and nobility."
"The flesh on your cheeks is a natural sign of good fortune. You have a happy family and great luck overall. This is clearly a face brimming with blessings, so why are you so desperate to lose weight and be thin?"
