Love You for the Rest of My Life-Chapter 1511: Don’t Talk to Me If You Don’t Even Have a Girlfriend

Di Mingjue raised a brow and sneered, "Don’t talk to me if you don’t even have a girlfriend."

Di Mingchen: "..."

Di Mingchen was speechless, instantly feeling like he’d taken a hundred thousand critical hits. Truly, was there any justice in the world?

"Third Brother, you’re going to lose me like this!" Di Mingchen wailed. "I’m telling you, if you keep this up, you’ll end up without any friends."

"I don’t care about friends. Having my baby is more than enough." Di Mingjue was absolutely smug, looking down even more on the poor single dog that was Di Mingchen. "Someone like you could never understand the joy of having a wife."

Damn it, Di Mingchen wanted to punch him!

Talk about hitting a guy where it hurts!

"Your personal problem really needs to be sorted out." Di Mingzhe, ever the serious one, turned to Di Mingchen and said matter-of-factly, "You’re not so young anymore. Out of everyone in the family, you’re the only one who’s still single. Isn’t there anyone you’ve liked all this time?"

"Are your hormones not even slightly stirred?" Di Mingjue chimed in. 𝗳𝐫𝚎𝗲𝚠𝚎𝗯𝕟𝐨𝘃𝚎𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝗺

Di Mingchen pouted, "Even if they’re stirred, there needs to be somewhere to stir them. If there’s no one I like, what’s the point?"

"Don’t you know how to go out and find someone?" Di Mingzhe asked, puzzled.

Di Mingchen threw him a glare, "Find someone? Where? On the street?"

"I think that’s totally doable." Di Mingjue laughed. "With Second Brother’s level of charm, I guarantee women from all over the capital would be throwing themselves at you."

"Pfft." Di Mingchen couldn’t help but chuckle. "Sure, finding someone to sleep with is easy enough."

But finding someone you like, someone you love—honestly, that’s quite difficult, isn’t it?

Out of so many people in this world, there’s supposed to be just one destined to move your heart. Where amongst the sea of humanity are you hiding?

"I think that Nangong Ran from the Nangong Family isn’t bad," Di Mingzhe suddenly raised his brow and suggested. "Didn’t you spend a night together on the cruise last time? You guys seemed pretty harmonious."

"Nangong Ran?" Di Mingchen raised his brow. "Big Brother, stop joking. I’m not interested in little girls."

"Ah, that explains a lot," Di Mingjue curled his lip. "No wonder nothing got... hard that night."

Di Mingchen: "..."

Third Brother, seriously, will you die if you don’t dish out venom for just one day?!

Is it that you don’t dare to roast Gu Qibao anymore, so you’re just letting loose on everyone else?

Di Mingchen said nothing, but Di Mingjue suddenly seemed to remember something. He blurted out, "Wait a second, Second Brother—you do have a woman, don’t you? The one holding the baby last time. Seriously, what’s up with that?"

"Her?" Di Mingchen furrowed his brow, explaining, "That’s my comrade’s wife and child. He died in service and asked me to look after them."

"Ah, so that’s how it is." Di Mingjue narrowed his eyes as realization dawned. He knew it—his Second Brother couldn’t possibly have hooked up with a woman who already had a child.

"But you’re not secretly into this woman, are you?" Di Mingjue’s just-relieved expression suddenly turned tense again.

"No way." Di Mingchen smiled. "A friend’s wife is off-limits, even if they’re gone. She’s someone I can only care for—not claim."

"Hmm." Di Mingzhe nodded in agreement. "Good to know. But you should really get on top of your personal situation, or Mom’s going to start complaining about you freeloading at home again."

Di Mingchen slowly glanced at both Di Mingjue and Di Mingzhe. "You don’t get it, do you? Men get more charming as they age—we just become more valuable."

"That’s true." Di Mingjue raised a brow, his tone filled with mischief. "But it’s gonna be rough on your left and right hands."

Di Mingchen covered his face, exasperated. "Third Brother, you’ve really been corrupted by Gu Qibao. So wicked!"

Di Mingjue laughed slyly, "My baby says men with a bit of dirtiness are more lovable. You wouldn’t understand—that’s why you can’t get any girls."

"Ahem..." Di Mingzhe gave a quiet cough. "Let’s play cards, let’s play cards. You two, show some decorum."

Di Mingjue: "..."

Di Mingchen: "..."

What was so indecorous about them?!

Actually, Big Brother, weren’t you pretty dirty yourself back in the day?

Remember that time when you asked someone, ’Do you even know how to kiss?’ That Di Mingzhe?