Love letters are not allowed in the exorcism notebook!-Chapter 950 - 17: I Just Don’t Know This Kind of Woman

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Chapter 950: Chapter 17: I Just Don’t Know This Kind of Woman

"You want to transfer? Sure, first settle your tuition, miscellaneous fees, meal expenses, and accommodation fees."

"No, no, you’ve misunderstood!"

Just a few days after the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, school started.

Wang Yunxiao went to Principal Zhou and talked to him about that Senior Xiao, wanting to hear his opinion.

Who would’ve thought that the old man would start talking about money right away.

You’ve changed, you’re not the Principal Zhou you used to be.

Last semester, I brought back so much money for you from the Shen Family, and now that the year is over, you act like nothing happened?

"I know about Xiao Tingyun. He claims to be a Qi Refiner."

Principal Zhou was just joking, took a sip of tea, and began to discuss serious matters.

"And in reality?"

"In reality, he’s an Immortal."

If Wang Yunxiao had tea in his mouth, he would’ve spit it all over Principal Zhou’s face.

"What kind of Immortal?"

"The literal kind of Immortal, a real Immortal."

Principal Zhou explained, "Although the gods and Buddhas of all heavens are extinct, there are still a very few Immortals and cultivators in the country who remain in this world for various reasons."

"Is it really possible to cultivate immortality?"

Wang Yunxiao thought to himself that although he had caught a glimpse of the broken South Heavenly Gate in the Phantom Dream Realm, he never expected to see a living Immortal.

Isn’t this a case where some high-dimensional narrator couldn’t write anymore and is preparing to upgrade and change the map?

"What do you think the Twelve Dharma Gate System is cultivating, if not this?"

Principal Zhou said seriously, "This Senior Xiao Tingyun, after closing himself off in Penglai for over two hundred years, came out to find the world completely changed. So he chose to step into the secular world to personally experience the tremendous changes that mortals have undergone in these two hundred years."

Penglai... No wonder it’s called Penglai Immortal Academy. Could this senior be a disciple of the Jie Sect?

Of course, this was purely Wang Yunxiao’s wild speculation. There were no myths about Hongjun Patriarch in this world.

"Before that, he traveled through various Western countries, gaining many insights, and then closed himself off again on Penglai Island for ten years before finding the President to jointly participate in the creation and compilation of the Twelve Dharma Gate System."

"He’s been preparing for Penglai Immortal Academy for a long time, and the main issue is finding good teachers. After all, the Twelve Dharma Gate System is a newly-created concept, and apart from the original compilers, no one else can explain the profound contents within."

"As for you... don’t join in the excitement. Stay here, finish your three years of high school honestly, and then take the exam for Northern University or the Capital University. Penglai Immortal Academy is not suitable for you."

Wang Yunxiao felt a bit embarrassed right away.

Although I know I’m not cut out for it, saying it so bluntly really hurts my self-esteem!

"Xiao Tingyun studied at the Imperial Academy of Sciences in the United Kingdom for a while, and upon returning, he adopted the foreign professor’s habit of forcing students to write papers. Can you write papers?"

"I can’t."

Wang Yunxiao was very ashamed.

"So, being his disciple is very difficult; Penglai Immortal Academy’s threshold is also very high. Your level is not suitable for advanced studies there, but if you just want to take a look around, to witness the legendary Immortal Family’s blessed land cave heavens, it could still be beneficial."

"Huh? How do I go?"

"Go as a family member."

"Family member?"

"Li Mumu’s mother, Li Ya, has already been designated as a professor at Penglai Immortal Academy."

"Huh? Her mother... isn’t she mentally ill? Besides, how does that make me a family member?"

Principal Zhou glanced at the watch on Wang Yunxiao’s wrist and snorted coldly, "There’s often a fine line between genius and madness... And last year, I repeatedly emphasized no early romance among students. Did you and Li Mumu take what I said as a breeze in your ears?"

"We’ve broken up."

Wang Yunxiao said with a straight face, "You’re aware of Eldest Miss Li’s temperament; I was just trying to make her happy before. Now that she’s lost interest, we’ve split."

Principal Zhou pointed to the door: "Get out!"

Wang Yunxiao slinked out.

A beautiful love is like a dream bubble, starting with domestic violence and ending with another domestic violence.

He couldn’t even last through a short winter break.

Now Li Mumu no longer pays attention to him.

Because he actually dared to fight back when getting beaten.

Wang Yunxiao also felt wronged, why shouldn’t I fight back? Do you have a good reason to hit me! Those fingernails are like little knives, if I don’t fight back, won’t I bleed out two pounds from you?

Wang Yunxiao sat in the classroom with long sighs, while Li Mumu completely ignored him.

After a busy winter break with no rest even during the New Year, suddenly returning to school, he finally felt a sense of vacation in the long-lost peaceful atmosphere.

Therefore, on the first day of class, Wang Yunxiao slept the whole morning, without catching a single word of the teacher’s lecture.

At the start of the new semester, the biggest piece of news at school wasn’t the hastily concluded love story between Scar Wang and Eldest Miss Li, but rather the shock among first-year students upon discovering that Wang Ying had turned into a girl.

She had grown long hair.

In fact, ever since the start of last semester, when she returned from Shaolin Temple, Wang Ying hadn’t shaved her head again. But hair grows slowly, and coupled with her tomboyish personality, many students had assumed she was a boy.

Seeing someone every day doesn’t make much of a difference, but after not seeing her for two months, suddenly seeing Wang Ying sporting two small pigtails was truly shocking.

Who knows how many female classmates’ hearts were secretly broken.

When watching a movie that day, Wang Yunxiao had actually noticed the change in Wang Ying, but since the lighting was dim, he didn’t see it clearly. Now taking a good look, this little girl’s eyebrows are clear and pleasant, carrying a backpack with a soft and gentle, scholarly appearance, it really takes some getting used to.

Song Lili, with her three sinister minions, secretly cursed from a distance in low voices, "Go bald! Go bald! Lose hair! Shed hair!"

But it was utterly useless.

Whether it’s because her words have lost their power over Wang Ying, or Wang Ying’s strength has increased to completely disregard her malicious curse, it’s hard to say.

In any case, this time, Wang Ying didn’t pay her any attention.

This child really seems to have grown up.

Principal Zhou delivered a speech on stage, repeatedly emphasizing the prohibition of early romance, stating that if caught in the act, the students would be directly advised to withdraw.

But such dry words had little effect on students, whose bodies were gradually developing and whose brains were beginning to secrete hormones.

Spring had arrived.

The season for animal mating and reproduction had come again.

Wang Yunxiao went out for a meal at noon and returned to find an extra letter on his desk.

A love letter.

Li Mumu turned around, her expression half-smiling.

"Why don’t you open it and take a look?"

"First of all, let me state one thing clearly."

Wang Yunxiao said seriously, "It’s quite normal for an excellent man like me to receive a love letter, but it doesn’t mean I know the girl who sent it, or that I have any interaction with her."

"Do you know who wrote it?"

"No idea."

"What if it’s someone you know?"

"Impossible, among the women I know, none of them are the artsy-fartsy type."

Wang Yunxiao righteously opened the envelope and glanced at the signature.

Li Mumu.