Love letters are not allowed in the exorcism notebook!-Chapter 765 - 12 The Little Witch Hasn’t Seen Much of the World

"Assistant teacher? But I’ve never been an assistant teacher, what exactly would I need to do?"

Facing Principal Zhou’s sudden invitation, the young Witch was full of puzzlement.

She couldn’t think through such a complex issue with the blood supply to her brain right now.

"You don’t have to do much, just stroll through the school every now and then."

Principal Zhou’s demeanor was quite friendly, his words as refreshing as a spring breeze.

"Just a stroll through the school? Am I supposed to perform exorcisms?"

"Don’t ask too many questions, I’ll give you a ten yuan education allowance every month. Will you take the job?"

"I’ll take it!"

Upon hearing about the ten yuan allowance, the little Witch agreed without any hesitation, selling herself right there and then.

She didn’t even know what she had to do.

Wang Yunxiao was also clueless about what job Principal Zhou intended to assign to her.

While Principal Zhou was sweet-talking the innocent young girl, he and Li Mumu returned to the underground bunker.

During their absence, Jiang Yinyin had been managing the room, which now looked like a place normal people could live in.

"So you’re planning to use this place for your secret practice?"

"Yes, I think it’s quite suitable. Don’t let anyone disturb me during this time, including Jiang Yinyin, and don’t let her come over again either."

Li Mumu glanced around, nodding in satisfaction.

"If I need anything, I’ll write it on paper and stick it on the door; just leave stuff at the door, don’t come in."

"That secretive, huh?"

Wang Yunxiao couldn’t help but ask curiously, "What would happen if I saw something?"

"Nothing much, but I’d be very angry."

"But you said you’d transform for me to see!"

"I’ll show you after my seclusion is over."

"Really?"

"Really."

Since Li Mumu had said so, Wang Yunxiao didn’t feel right to press on.

"How about I go buy a new notebook for you?"

"Sure."

Li Mumu casually agreed.

Of course, she wouldn’t just blindly trust Wang Yunxiao—who knew if he was all bark and no bite? If she revealed her true form and he ended up not liking it?

Advising Wang Yunxiao to guard the door on the outside was just the first line of defense.

The one she really trusted was her best friend.

After shooing Wang Yunxiao away, Li Mumu summoned Wendy.

"You’ve got a man already, why do you need to find me for this kind of thing?"

Wendy was quite impatient: "I’ve got my own things to do, I don’t have time to keep watch for you."

You?

Has the sun risen from the west?

Li Mumu was surprised and took a moment to recover before asking, "Did it work out?"

"Yes! It went very smoothly!"

Talking about a business she was interested in, Wendy suddenly perked up: "They are indeed preparing to promote cremation over burial, but due to the stubborn traditional beliefs here, it has not been going smoothly, so we hit it off right away."

"See? Isn’t this directly in my field of expertise?"

Li Mumu tried to persuade her earnestly: "Burning the bricks here to gain experience now will make cremating people later on even easier, right?"

"Get lost."

Wendy expressed her refusal in a single word.

"Have you forgotten the Witch family rules? If you’re seduced by a man and willingly fall, becoming a captive of love and marriage, you’ll be ostracized by the other Witches and will no longer be able to enjoy the help of your sisters."

"There’s no such rule! And I haven’t been seduced by any man!"

"You reek of a man’s stench."

"I just slept in his bed and used his blanket!"

"What else then? Do you want to be filled with a man’s stink inside your body?"

Li Mumu was so angry she was at a loss for words.

"Chasing after men is a dead end, just look at what your mom has become, obsessed with having more kids every day... Speaking of which, your little sister is about to be born soon, right?"

Uh...

If it hadn’t been for Wendy bringing it up today, Li Mumu would’ve almost forgotten about the annoying little sister she had.

Let me calculate...

It was May when we left Cypher, and according to the calendar here, it should be April, so April, May, June, July, August, September, October...

"Still several months to go."

If everything goes smoothly on my side, I should be able to Advance before she’s born, right?

Then I’ll bite her to death!

It seems like I had promised her something before... Never mind, let’s just pretend that never happened.

"Wendy, stay, don’t go, please!"

The immediate priority was to keep the person in front of her.

However, Wendy was not fooled.

"I don’t want to stay and watch all that eye-hurting stuff; you deal with it yourself."

"What eye-hurting stuff! Explain yourself clearly!"

...

Wang Yunxiao didn’t yet know what Li Mumu would become.

But the little Witch had already been hiding in the bathroom for half an hour without coming out.

The length of time was so long that Wang Yunxiao couldn’t help but wonder if she had fallen into the pit.

Could she have forgotten to bring toilet paper in?

After another ten minutes or so, the little Witch came out, leaning on the wall and limping, covered in cold sweat.

Her legs were numb.

"I want to die..."

"What did you say?"

The little Witch, with her face red, crouched in the corner and cried: "It’s so shameful, I even took notes beforehand not to overeat. If this gets back to my hometown, my future life is probably over!"

Really can’t poop, huh?

Wang Yunxiao cleared his throat and kindly suggested, "We say that walking a hundred steps after a meal will help you live until ninety-nine. How about I take you out for a walk? It’ll help with the discomfort in your stomach."

"Thank you, Mr. Wang, but please keep this a secret between you and Doctor Li. If word gets out, I’ll have no choice but to commit seppuku."

Really commit seppuku? Do you need someone to help?

Wang Yunxiao resisted the urge to be sarcastic, nodded seriously, and said, "Don’t worry, it’s not a big deal. Everyone experiences some discomfort when they get to an unfamiliar place; we won’t talk about it."

The little Witch’s tense expression eased a bit.

It was still class time, and there were no students in the school corridor. Wang Yunxiao took the little Witch for a walk up and down the floors, briefly introducing her to the environment here.

Walking in front of Principal Bai Shanshan’s office, the little Witch stiffened up like a scared cat with her fur standing on end.

"Mr. Wang, why is there a Great Demon in the school?"

"Don’t talk nonsense, there’s no such thing as demons."

"Alright, no demons."

The little Witch, suppressing her fear, hid behind Wang Yunxiao, forcing herself to accept this setting.

After all, she was a stranger in a strange land; it’s best to listen more, ask less, and keep out of trouble.

Passing by an empty classroom, they heard a noise inside. The little Witch curiously peeped in, only to see a blonde girl tied up like a rice dumpling hanging upside down from the ceiling, a gag of some kind in her mouth, making muffled cries for help.

"Mr. Wang!"

"It’s all an illusion, don’t take it seriously."

"I’m not well-read, don’t lie to me. Is this really a school? Not some kind of forbidden ground for sealing demons?"

"Around here, this is what we call a school."