Love letters are not allowed in the exorcism notebook!-Chapter 762 - 10 What if it’s a Celestial Beating a Celestial?
Wang Yunxiao is very popular among girls, and this is something Li Mumu knew all along.
Future netizens always wonder why they can’t find young, high-quality men... Nonsense, if such men they deem as high-quality really existed, they would’ve been taken before even stepping out of school.
The time-travel stories all focus on selection events and competition for favor in harems; they don’t want to stay in secluded estates to support the Princely Heir eating coarse food, so they deserve to be single.
Her own dad, Mu Yuming, could also have been considered handsome and suave in his younger years... not birdlike, but gracefully and neatly dressed. Even when Li Mumu was in kindergarten, there were quite a few pretty aunties who were unabashedly pursuing him relentlessly.
It’s a pity that Li Ya made her move early. 𝕗𝐫𝚎𝗲𝘄𝐞𝕓𝐧𝕠𝘃𝕖𝐥.𝐜𝚘𝚖
Steady, accurate, and ruthless, she didn’t say much before going straight to the base, getting the certificate the next day, holding the wedding banquet the third day, and three months later, they were at the hospital for a pregnancy checkup.
Actually, Wang Yunxiao’s qualifications are quite outstanding, not commenting on his appearance to avoid others snarkily suggesting Eldest Miss Li hasn’t had her fair share of delicacies. The key point is that he has ideas and means, heading out and about with a group of brothers, which looks quite intimidating.
For the little girls who have never left home or been online, what high life aspirations can you expect them to have? How can this man not be better than the big silly lad with full celestial features introduced by the aunt next door, or those old turtles who are about the same age as her dad?
Therefore, regarding Wang Yunxiao attracting bees and butterflies when he’s outside, Li Mumu had certain psychological expectations.
But even so, she didn’t expect that after just one night, by morning, big brother, you’ve already got to know two new girls!
And both are pretty good-looking, even bringing a bit of exotic charm, with a touch of romanticism.
Did a pig bump into you, or did you bump into a peach tree?
Wang Yunxiao is also helpless, looking at Li Mumu with dead-fish eyes, you could smell the vinegar from ten meters away.
What does it have to do with me? I just met her twenty minutes before you!
Originally, Wang Yunxiao borrowed a car from the Bureau, intending to take only Li Mumu.
Now, well, there’s an added passenger.
A smart, obedient, and cute Sakura girl.
Sitting in the driver’s seat, Wang Yunxiao felt like he was sitting on pins and needles.
Li Mumu naturally took the passenger seat, looking at the little Witch sitting in the back holding her weapon, and a friendly and warm smile appeared on her face.
"Where did this little sister come from? Aren’t you cold wearing so little?"
She’s wearing a fur coat, while the Sakura girl is in a Witch costume, they don’t seem to be from the same season.
They say Sakura girls can withstand cold, but surely they can’t be this resistant, right?
"I am..."
The little Witch was about to introduce herself, then suddenly remembered something, glanced at her notebook, and quickly changed her words: "Hello sister, I am Uesugi Risa from Kanagawa Prefecture in Fusang Autonomous State. It is indeed a lot colder here than my hometown. I came in a hurry this time and did not prepare winter clothing in advance. Also, I may look short, but I am actually of age."
Huh? Already of age?
But it’s true, Sakura girls are generally shorter...
That’s not the point, though.
Li Mumu’s gaze fell on the notebook in her hands.
That notebook seemed very familiar.
Wang Yunxiao, you...
Wang Yunxiao’s forehead dewed with sweat, his hands tightening on the steering wheel without looking sideways, sternly saying: "Miss Uesugi, is that notebook a personal item of yours? It looked familiar to me just now."
"This? Oh, this isn’t, Mr. Wang."
The little Witch shook her head: "I happened to meet a friend who was about to return to his country when I arrived. This is a gift from him. He told me that this notebook is a Western Magic Object, which can predict the future, tell fortunes and misfortunes. If I have any questions, I can also write them in the notebook and get some kind of answer..."
"Ito Hidemi?"
"Yes, Mr. Wang, you know him!"
The little Witch became excited when she heard this.
"We’re a bit acquainted, but not very close."
The kind of acquaintance where we’ve exchanged knife slashes, beating each other to a pulp.
Feeling the knives in Li Mumu’s gaze gradually disappearing, Wang Yunxiao wiped a cold sweat inside and continued: "Western Magic Objects are generally not very reliable. You better not rely too much on this thing. If you have any questions, you can ask me directly, or if you’re not comfortable, you can ask her. Let me introduce you, she is the leading surgeon of the Special Service Bureau’s nursery hospital, you can just call her Doctor Li."
"Okay! Hello Doctor Li!"
The little Witch was even happier having met a new friend.
"Hello."
I’m glad you’re so polite, but you being an adult, please don’t call me sister.
Seeing that the child seemed naïve and simple-minded, Li Mumu couldn’t help being curious, turning her head to ask: "I saw you wrote so much in the notebook, what did you jot down?"
"Oh, these are all the suggestions and advice from everyone. I’ve written down what Ito, the section chief, and Mr. Wang have said."
The little Witch started to recite from her notebook.
"First, don’t claim to be a Divine Witch when going out. If you meet someone speaking Fusang language, you need to be alert regardless of whether they have tattoos on their faces..."
After listening to her recitation, Li Mumu suddenly remembered something: "Why don’t you have a tattoo on your face?"
"I do! Right here, look!"
The little Witch leaned closer, sweeping aside her bangs to reveal a pink petal-shaped mark in the center of her forehead.
It’s somewhat like the flowery dian cai makeup of the Tang Dynasty.
"Eh? How come your tattoo is so pretty?"
