Love letters are not allowed in the exorcism notebook!-Chapter 508 - 86: No One Should Be Disgusted Now

In the eyes of the witch, Wang Yunxiao and Ito Hidemi had already fought each other to a mutual devastation.

It was a very normal thought—She and the female ghost were throwing props at each other until they almost ran out of magic power, and on the surface, seemed to have suffered no external injuries. 𝗳𝗿𝐞𝕖𝘄𝗲𝕓𝗻𝚘𝚟𝕖𝐥.𝚌𝕠𝕞

Those two freaks were different, though, hacking each other into bloodied messes without stopping.

Logically speaking, by now they should’ve both been on the verge of collapsing from blood loss, sustaining only by sheer will. How could they still calm down and think rationally?

However, what greeted her was Wang Yunxiao’s fist, the size of a sand bowl.

It’s often said in Jianghu World that Scar Wang doesn’t hit women, or rather, he doesn’t strike beautiful women, but that’s a misunderstanding.

He had lost his axe in the struggle with Ito Hidemi and, lacking a handy weapon at the moment, upon seeing the witch falling from the rooftop, he threw a punch without a second thought.

A mist of blood exploded from the contact between the witch’s face and the fist.

Literally, an explosion.

Just now, fighting Ito Hidemi, Wang Yunxiao had already used seventy percent of his strength, and he hadn’t even had time to pull back. When he realized the witch’s facial bones had turned to powder in his hand, it was already too late.

As everyone knows, online novel authors, in order to enhance the entertainment value and the protagonist’s appeal, would arrange for bystanders to recite a three-thousand-word astonished aside in a flash, quietly padding out the text while sneakily extracting Points Currency from readers.

Or, for the sake of drama, they’d let an enemy prepare for a last-minute maneuver by bathing, changing clothes, and climbing the Altar to execute an ultimate killing skill, performing a complex sequence of button presses to deliver it.

However, this poor nameless witch had no such luxury. She didn’t even get a chance to react before her jawbone, nasal bones, and eye sockets shattered in succession, her teeth flying out mixed with flesh and eyeballs.

She collapsed dead on the spot, making not a single sound thereafter, with only her limbs twitching unconsciously.

Wang Yunxiao thought, "That’s bad."

He couldn’t rein in his punch and had accidentally killed the person. Now, it was like mud falling into his pants, not shit but just as embarrassing and hard to explain.

Girl, aren’t you a bit too fragile? Don’t you exercise when you go out? Don’t you have any trump card for preserving your life, like turning into a little paper doll or transferring damage, or something?

Ito Hidemi, covering the little girl’s eyes in his arms, silently stared at Wang Yunxiao.

At that moment, the twitching body of the witch on the ground cracked with a snap and turned into a little gingerbread. Simultaneously, the entire room quickly transformed into various types of candy desserts, with aromatic butter cookies replacing bricks and stones, and the cold large iron pot on the stove began to simmer with candy syrup.

A sugary fire in the candy fireplace reflected a slim figure shakily rising to its feet.

Wang Yunxiao breathed a sigh of relief and thought, "That’s more like it. You can’t expect to walk by the river without getting your shoes wet. If you didn’t have some survival skills in Jianghu, you’d have been dead a long time ago, and it wouldn’t have even been my turn to give you a lesson in love."

However, just as he was relaxing, the freshly resurrected witch began bleeding from every facial orifice and staggered before collapsing headfirst into the pot of simmering candy syrup.

Her legs kicked twice and then went still.

The candy room shattered with a loud crash, crumbs of cookies flying everywhere.

"I only threw one punch. She is framing me."

Wang Yunxiao brushed the cookie crumbs off his head, struggling to explain.

Ito Hidemi was at a loss for words.

Indeed you threw only one punch, but that one punch sent her soul flying, leaving her witless even in resurrection.

Possible to understand, but hard to accept.

"My people will be here soon, you’d better give up resisting. We’ll talk back at the station," he said, his voice lacking confidence particularly after having witnessed the punch Wang Yunxiao had just thrown.

Actually, both had been on the verge of coming to blows. If not for that silly girl and the stupid witch’s accidental interference, that punch would have landed on his face.

Ito Hidemi had no desire to catch that kind of punch with his own face.

Wang Yunxiao gave a fist salute and chuckled, "Sorry, I’ve got urgent matters to attend to. Deputy Ito Hidemi, right? Let’s call each other later."

After saying that, he turned and left.

If he were detained by the police of the Seaside District, it wouldn’t be easy to get away.

Moreover, he had no idea what the situation was like with Li Mumu; he needed to find her first.

Ito Hidemi glanced at the broken sword and handgun left outside and didn’t say a word.

He decided to follow his instinct and trust the other party for now.

...

With Zhou Qing guiding the way, Wang Yunxiao quickly found the hiding Li Mumu, and incidentally picked up Youbing and his group, who were gathering information at a roadside tavern.

"Big brother, I heard there was a big firefight on the next street, a lot of Fusang People died, blood everywhere."

"Really, Fusang People? Who was fighting who?"

"Don’t know that, we aren’t familiar with how the Fusang People divide their factions."

Hearing about Fusang People fighting, Wang Yunxiao’s heart immediately tightened.

When he found Li Mumu, Eldest Miss Li looked like a mud monkey, covered in mud all over her body and face, dragging two unconscious girls, trembling in a corner.

Seeing her made Wang Yunxiao’s heart ache immensely.

"How did you end up like this?"

"We were chased by rats, it was dark, and I couldn’t see the road; I stepped into a hole and fell into the river."

Li Mumu’s face was filled with grievance.

She had already seen Wang Yunxiao’s friends searching for people on the street, but after killing someone and splattering blood all over herself, there was no time to clean up, so in a moment of quick thinking, she rolled into the river.

Wang Yunxiao sniffed the air and immediately frowned, "Are you hurt? Where are you injured?"

What a dog’s nose, being able to smell that out!

Li Mumu cursed inwardly and slightly pressed her fingernail into her palm, cutting a small wound: "My hand got scraped by a small stone, and I think my foot is injured too..."

This is such messed-up luck! Wang Yunxiao felt annoyed inside, but he still had to speak kindly to comfort her, fearing that Eldest Miss Li would get upset. If she couldn’t help but cry right now, he would be in even more trouble.

"Go buy water, buy clean clothes! Take them to the hospital!"

At this point, Wang Yunxiao couldn’t be picky, he squatted down and gently lifted Li Mumu in his arms, "It’s okay, don’t be afraid. Let’s go to the hospital, I’m here, you can feel safe!"

"Mhm."

Li Mumu bit her lip and nodded.

They really needed to change clothes quickly; otherwise, it would be hard to explain at the hospital.

But it was late at night, where could they find clean clothes?

Only then did she notice that Wang Yunxiao also seemed to have just been in a fight; his clothes, which were fine in the morning, were now slashed left and right, nearly soaked with blood.

"Are you okay? Who were you fighting with?"

"I’m fine, I was just sparring with an old friend from the streets. See, I’m still lively as ever!"

Wang Yunxiao thought to himself that this wouldn’t do, once they reached the hospital he needed to wash his hands quickly, his own fingers still had someone’s brain matter on them.