Live-in Son-in-law-Chapter 1017: The Essence of Life
"This kind of explanation is just a cover-up. A cover-up is to prepare for cheating. It's a scumbag's routine, little Bai Fairy, you better be careful." Qin Yi said to Bai Jingqing with a serious face.
Bai Jingqing gave a slight smile towards Qin Yi and then nodded.
Mo Wuji was utterly confused. Qin Yi was running back and forth for his and Bai Jingqing's affair, and now he's meddling again. Truly a contradictory person.
"Will you betray me?" Bai Jingqing looked at Mo Wuji and asked.
Mo Wuji quickly raised his hand, "Junior Sister Bai, don't you know what kind of person I am? I can swear to God..."
Bai Jingqing suddenly said to Qin Yi, "You were right. He is a scumbag."
Qin Yi nodded, "Luckily, I saw his true colors in time. Otherwise, the consequences would be unimaginable. Fortunately, it's not too late now."
Mo Wuji was completely baffled, "What are you talking about?"
Bai Jingqing said coldly, "Just now, Qin Yi sent me a message saying that next you're definitely going to swear because that's a scumbag's usual routine. Sure enough, you swore, so you are a scumbag."
Mo Wuji looked at Qin Yi in confusion.
Qin Yi ignored him and turned to Bai Jingqing, "Luckily, you haven't married him yet. If the rice is cooked, it's too late. However, I was the one pushing for you two. Therefore, this matter is my responsibility, and I must see it through to the end.
Little Bai Fairy, actually all my Peace Army brothers are pretty good, each one extremely talented. What type do you like? Gentle handsome guys? Sunny handsome guys? Or do you prefer rugged ones?"
Bai Jingqing laughed, "Can I meet them first?"
"Of course! You can choose anyone you like."
"Then it's settled."
Qin Yi nodded, "I guarantee your satisfaction."
Bai Jingqing laughed, "Let's go, just ahead is where you'll be resting."
Watching Bai Jingqing and Qin Yi walk ahead, Mo Wuji was left standing there, totally bewildered, "What's going on here?"
"Hey, wait for me."
Mo Wuji hurried to catch up, otherwise, he'd lose his fiancée.
He caught up with Qin Yi and Bai Jingqing, "Junior Sister Bai, I'm really not a scumbag. My swears are sincere."
"Is sincerity even needed for swearing?" Bai Jingqing said disdainfully.
Qin Yi said, "Is a swear even sincere?"
"Then what are swears for?" Bai Jingqing asked.
"Normal people don't swear. This kind of vague thing is only used by scumbags to trick women."
Watching the two bandy words, Mo Wuji felt like crying.
"Brother Qin, I didn't offend you, did I? Why are you doing this to me?"
Qin Yi laughed, "What are you saying? When did I do anything to you? I'm just saving little Bai Fairy from jumping into a fire pit."
Mo Wuji, face full of grief, looked at Bai Jingqing, "Junior Sister Bai, I, I really am not a scumbag. I truly have feelings for you."
Qin Yi teased, "True feelings are not as good as red bills, and affection is just driven by desires."
Mo Wuji: "..."
"Junior Sister Bai, don't listen to Brother Qin's nonsense. Something's clearly wrong with him. I'm really sincere towards you. What do I have to do for you to believe me?"
"Some things shouldn't need me to say, should they? You should do them yourself."
"Then what should I do?"
"Aren't you still asking me?"
"But I really don't know what to do."
"Don't know? Then that means you don't love me."
Mo Wuji: "..."
By now, the three of them had arrived in front of a pavilion.
Bai Jingqing said, "Qin Yi, you guys can stay here for now. Baihua Pavilion is full of women, so please don't wander around randomly to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings."
Qin Yi nodded slightly.
"Then you guys rest, I'll have Hua Rui come over later if you need anything. I'm going to see the Pavilion Master."
Qin Yi nodded slightly.
Bai Jingqing turned to leave.
Mo Wuji stared blankly, filled with distress, "It's over, Junior Sister Bai didn't even look at me."
Qin Yi smirked, "Why should she look at a scumbag like you?"
"How did I become a scumbag?"
"Because your ancestor was a scumbag."
Mo Wuji was defeated, completely speechless, what kind of logic is this?
"Brother Qin, teach me fast. Junior Sister Bai is ignoring me; what should I do?"
Qin Yi laughed, "It's simple, apologize."
"Huh? Why apologize? Doesn't apologizing mean I'm a scumbag?"
Qin Yi teased, "But does not apologizing mean you're not a scumbag?"
"I am not a scumbag in the first place."
"But little Bai Fairy thinks you are a scumbag now."
"So am I or am I not a scumbag?"
"Whether you are a scumbag or not is actually not important."
"Then what is important, Junior Sister Bai is ignoring me now."
Qin Yi laughed, "I'm going to teach you the essence of life together for two people, you gotta remember it."
Mo Wuji immediately nodded.
"The essence of two people living together can be summed up in just two words: apologize."
Mo Wuji was puzzled, "I still don't get it."
"You don't need to get it because no one can understand a girl's thoughts. Women, although sometimes the most adorable creatures in the world, are also the most difficult to understand. So there's actually no need to understand, as long as she's angry, just apologize and admit your mistake, you can't go wrong."
Mo Wuji was utterly bewildered, "Do we not need to reason things out?"
Qin Yi looked at him as if he was an idiot, "Are women logical beings? Anyone who tries to reason with a woman is an idiot."
"But shouldn't everything have its rights and wrongs?"
"When you live together, if you want everything to be logical and right or wrong to be clarified, then you'd better give up the idea of marriage and prepare to live a lonely life till old age.
Old Mo, I'm telling you, women are emotional, their little tempers come and go. If you try reasoning with them at these times, life will just be a mess.
The two of you don't need to live too clearly. Love each other, and the rest is fluff. Sometimes, women's anger is not real anger; they just want you to coax them, proving they're important to you.
So, no matter what the issue is, first apologize and then coax them, guarantee no problem. If you can't do this, then get ready to be a forever bachelor."
Mo Wuji scratched his head, "Is life for two people that complicated? But Junior Sister Bai is such a rational person, she shouldn't be angry for no reason, right?"
"Then what was she doing just now? Didn't you find her being angry unreasonable just now?"
Mo Wuji looked at Qin Yi, "Wasn't it you egging her on?"
Qin Yi: "..."
"I'm doing this for your good. Living a single life suddenly becomes double, men are okay, but women will have some anxiety in their hearts. I'm doing this to help little Bai Fairy relax."
Mo Wuji found it hard to believe. He always felt Qin Yi had nothing better to do and just liked stirring things up for excitement.
"Brother Qin, is that how it is with your wife too? You apologize whenever she's angry?"
"That can't be. My wife is an intelligent, beautiful, sensible woman. She usually apologizes to me, you don't know how hard she chased me back then. It was tough for her to catch me, so she treats me like a treasure."
Mo Wuji looked at him with a half-smile, "Brother Qin, you know what I admire most about you?"
"What?"
"It's your mouth. You can make the dead speak, turn black to white, brag without even drafting."
Qin Yi: "..."







