Kung Fu Baby with 17 Doting Brothers-Chapter 694: Open the Door for Me
The corner of his eye noticed a camera, and Tuanzi sharply looked over, meeting the gaze of Zhen Haowei holding a phone.
"Senior brother, does this have anything to do with you?"
Zhen Haowei’s face was full of innocence. This time he was truly innocent and absolutely refused to take the blame.
"During dinner, the eighth junior brother suddenly came over to snatch food, and I couldn’t stop him in time."
Tuanzi could imagine that scene.
No one could resist the meals made by the seventh senior brother, but not everyone could handle the side effects of those meals.
It’s normal for cousin not to resist temptation.
Moreover, it’s always been Wen Li scaring them, and they couldn’t scare Wen Li at all. Thinking of this, Tuanzi rolled her eyes and whispered, "Take more photos and send some to Miaomiao later."
Having long seen through the essence of his junior sister, Zhen Haowei agreed.
This chef looked a bit troubled, using Duan Xiayou’s old phone with limited memory. Since coming to this world and learning to use the phone, he stored many people’s embarrassing pasts in it, taking up too much memory, and now the phone was lagging.
Knowing these were side effects of food, Tuanzi jumped off the sofa, stood between the two, being fair and holding each hand of them.
"Miaomiao and you are all good friends, right? The three of us can watch cartoons and play together?"
The big and little one exchanged glances and spoke in unison, "No, Xiuxiu/Li is your best friend!"
Tuanzi: "..."
[Ancient Martial System: It’s normal; they all have a three-year-old’s mindset now. Didn’t you notice kids arguing when you passed by kindergarten?]
Tuanzi remembered that situation. It was even more complex than this.
There were five kids then, two girls and three boys. Two boys and one girl were asking the remaining girl who was her best friend. The little girl said she preferred playing with the boy who hadn’t spoken. But that boy preferred playing with the two boys.
The scene was very chaotic, and in the end, all five kids were crying. Tuanzi laughed outside the kindergarten.
Little Heroine indicated she had ample experience handling similar situations. Her second brother and others had sneakily asked similar questions before, always getting through safely.
Only this time, she crashed.
Tuanzi was shocked, "Why aren’t you cooperating with Miaomiao?"
Ning Jixiu said aggrievedly, "We two are the best friends. No, you are Xiuxiu’s senior sister, no one can take you away."
Wen Li was also aggrieved, but his tall and lean appearance made such an expression seem a bit odd.
"Sis, let’s go play outside, not bringing him along."
The two of them each grabbed Tuanzi’s arm, not using much force, but Tuanzi felt her head getting bigger and aching.
[Miaomiao: Boohoo, they’re not cooperating with me]
[Ancient Martial System: It’s normal; your brother is an adult— they are childish brats]
Sometimes adults are easier to satisfy. When Gu Che secretly compared himself with Gu Cheng, did he not guess that Tuanzi also praised Gu Cheng? Gu Che guessed, but he was still happy with his sister’s praise.
In contrast, two three-year-olds wouldn’t care about such things; they just wanted the host to admit that they were the best friends. Kids have their own kind of arrogance.
Tuanzi couldn’t handle two arrogant kids.
It was Zhen Haowei who couldn’t bear watching anymore and separated them.
This seemingly simple-hearted chef laughed, "No need to argue; junior sister and I have the best relationship."
Saying this, he picked up Tuanzi, and utilizing his height advantage, walked straight outside.
Ning Jixiu and Wen Li were stunned. Three seconds later, the two of them simultaneously lifted their heads and began to wail.
"Wuaaah! Big meanie bullying Xiuxiu/Li."
Having already exited the room, Tuanzi painfully covered her ears.
"When only the eighth senior brother is crying, Miaomiao feels okay, but when cousin Wen Li starts crying, it’s so noisy!"
She couldn’t imagine what it would be like if another person joined in crying.
"Kindergarten teachers must have it really hard."
"You’re having it hard too."
Zhen Haowei patted her head, explaining, "The first course is almost over; for some time, the eighth junior brother won’t have to eat the meals I make."
This also meant Ning Jixiu would soon fully wake up.
Tuanzi fell silent.
Really acting like a three-year-old eighth senior brother was fun, but once awake, the eighth senior brother would still be the Demon Sect Leader!
"Does Miaomiao want to avoid him for a while?"
She lay on Zhen Haowei’s shoulder, starting to look for a way out.
"Which house should I stay at? Or maybe just go to work? Wait until the eighth senior brother calms down, and then Miaomiao comes back."
Zhen Haowei wouldn’t be happy being separated from his junior sister because of such matters.
"I actually think you don’t need to avoid him; he’s more likely to avoid us. Eighth junior brother, you see, is thin-skinned, unlike the second senior brother."
If the same thing happened to Ji Zhangzhuo, he might even be smug once awake, thinking he was still handsome and cute as a three-year-old, dragging them to review the situation together.
As for Ning Jixiu, Zhen Haowei chuckled, "Maybe you’ll even end up consoling him."
Tuanzi was half-convinced and half-skeptical.
That evening, Wen Li became lucid.
The young writer sat on the sofa, his gaze somewhat dazed.
"I must be dreaming, right?"
How could eating a meal suddenly turn into a three-year-old mindset?
Wen Li absolutely refused to admit the person crying loudly was him.
Guarding beside him, Tuanzi and Zhen Haowei exchanged glances, nodding together.
"Cousin, you slept all afternoon," Tuanzi tried hard to squeeze out a sincere expression, "still fighting and dreaming in your sleep, are you alright? Is it because you’re usually too tired?"
"Maybe."
Wen Li pressed his forehead, feeling something wasn’t right, yet unable to pinpoint what. His rational mind already ruled out the correct option.
After leaving the Gu Mansion, he couldn’t resist messaging Gu Chi, asking about Zhen Haowei and Ning Jixiu’s information.
Gu Chi quickly judged that Wen Li had been tricked and sent him a smiling emoji.
Wen Li: "..."
A little after nine o’clock, since he didn’t eat Zhen Haowei’s supper, Ning Jixiu also awoke.
The happenings of recent days composed scene after scene, constantly surfacing before his eyes.
That pale, tender face flushed.
He felt both angry and ashamed, jumped out of bed, turned the door handle, ran next door, and thundered against the door.
"Zhen Haowei, come out! Have the guts to plot against me but not the courage to face me?!?"
The voice was loud enough for everyone in the villa to hear.
The brothers weren’t home, only Tuanzi was sleeping on the second floor.
Hearing the eighth senior brother’s voice, she hesitated repeatedly but still didn’t dare to face his anger directly, choosing to climb out the window.
She climbed out from the window ledge, like a gecko climbing the wall, up to the third floor, outside Zhen Haowei’s room, peering inside through the window.
Zhen Haowei had already opened the door, confronting Ning Jixiu.
The little boy was so angry he began to spout nonsense, inadvertently glanced into the room, meeting Tuanzi’s look who had her face pressed against the window.
Ning Jixiu: "Gu Miaomiao!"
Tuanzi: "Uh oh, got caught."







