Kung Fu Baby with 17 Doting Brothers-Chapter 299: Jumping Clown

Tuanzi: (○o○)

Never expected that participating in a show, I could encounter Cousin.

Jin Chunting looked at her at the time, eyes gleaming with a smile, probably recognized her, but didn’t acknowledge it.

Speaking of which, given the legendary control Grandpa has over his grandchildren, would he allow his grandson to participate in a show? If I acknowledge Cousin, what if Grandpa makes things difficult for him later?

Tuanzi scratches her head.

Her mouth is pinched, turned into a duckbill.

Tuanzi turns her head, puffs her cheeks, and glares at Gu Che, "No way, duck bills are ugly."

With that, she stretches out her little short arms to pinch Gu Che’s mouth too.

Can’t have only her looking ugly, everyone should have duck bills together!

Gu Che dodges slightly, then whispers, "Let’s wait until there are no cameras, no rush."

Tuanzi waves her chubby paws, "That’s fine, but you still have to let me pinch once, or I’ll ambush you later on the road!"

She pretends to be fierce: "Miaomiao’s ambushes never fail!"

The system can’t help but debunk.

[Ancient Martial System: Your successful ambushes on Master are far fewer than the failed ones]

According to what Master said, the host’s ambush is not much different from a kitten’s claw attempt.

Tuanzi pouts, determined she’ll eventually succeed in ambushing. Who told Master to always ambush her?

After eating dry food, everyone continues on the road.

After that, there weren’t any more incidents, and the Mountain Patrol Journey became dull again, repeating previous actions.

However, dullness is relative.

Unable to find an opportunity and very tired, Chen Wen can no longer hide her impatience.

Her brother is chirping on the side, she can’t help but growl, "Can you shut up?"

Chen Lin is stunned.

He’s not hurt, and silently moves away from Chen Wen, to find other kids.

Five kids together chirping away.

"I just saw a sika deer, super beautiful~"

"Ahh, I didn’t see it, next time you see it tell me!"

"Mr. Han, Mr. Han, what’s that flower? So cute."

"Mr. Jiang, why does this tree look weird?"

The two forest rangers are surprisingly enjoying this lively mountain patrol journey, happy to explain to the children.

The audience doesn’t need to actually patrol the mountains, their fatigue or joy entirely depends on whose perspective they follow.

If focused on Chen Wen, they’d feel the mountain road is endlessly dull, physically and mentally exhausting. If focused on the kids, they’d find the mountain’s resources rich, spotting many unseen animals and plants, sights not found in zoos or arboretums.

The two forest rangers know the mountain well, and their explanations are down-to-earth, leaving at least some listeners engrossed.

For these people, Chen Wen’s occasional demoralizing words are quite grating.

[Wow, can this someone just shut up? Complaining all the way, while other big and small guests haven’t uttered a complaint]

[I’m speechless, knowing there’s mountain patrol, knowing it’d be exhausting, should mentally prepare, but now complaining after coming, is this a new tactic to gain camera time? If so, she’s successful]

Fans immediately jump in to explain.

[Can’t complain about being tired?]

[My Wenwen has always been a little princess, first patrol complaints are normal, if you go, you’d complain too]

[Everyone knows kids have boundless energy, as for other big guests, three men aren’t likely tired, the other female guest being an athlete, Wenwen sticking it out this far is already quite tough]

[You’re really a fan? Are you sure saying this isn’t attracting negativity to your idol?]

What’s unbearable for Chen Wen is, unless encountering a sparse forest ranger hut on the mountain, there’s no place to even go to the restroom.

But thinking of Gu Che and Wu Ti participating in this show, with a chance of the show getting popular, she tolerates it.

Soon, the sunset paints the distant sky red, tired birds start returning to the forest.

With relief, Chen Wen says, "Finally can go down the mountain."

The way down isn’t easy, given the day of mountain patrol, everyone is both tired and hungry. Besides, beast calls begin echoing from the forest.

It’s the true call of wild animals, upon hearing the sound, Chen Wen’s legs go soft.

"We, we won’t be attacked by beasts, will we?"

"We have many people, beasts won’t come near." Forest Ranger Jiang reassures.

Chen Wen isn’t comforted, looking at several guests, suddenly realizing this is an excellent chance to create a buzz, she unhesitatingly draws near the male guests.

"Aren’t you afraid?"

Yang Jin: "Not really, with many people here, only if alone would one feel fear?"

Probably seeing Chen Wen’s pale face, he gently reassures a bit.

Chen Wen’s gaze shifts past him to Gu Che, hoping for him to say something.

Gu Che: Can’t see me can’t see me can’t see me!

"Speaking of which," Chen Wen still seeks conversation across from Yang Jin, "never expected Mr. Gu to join this reality show, quite surprising, given you’re so busy, and don’t you love playing games? Didn’t expect you to know so much about wildlife too."

She seems to unintentionally reveal to everyone that she knows Gu Che’s preferences well.

Gu Che instantly on alert: "I don’t like playing games, don’t slander me."

Chen Wen: "?" Didn’t you say this in an interview?

The chat is confused.

Before anyone can stir up, and before hired hands could guide the rhythm, they’re dumbfounded by Gu Che’s words.

[Slander? That word is a bit intense]

[It’s frightened my Wenwen]

[Wait, didn’t he mention in an interview that he plays games in his free time, is this slapping his own face?]

Yang Jin and Duan Ling aren’t familiar with this circle, so stayed silent.

Wu Ti simply laughs, "Is it because of Miaomiao? Or Director Gu?"

Gu Che realizes his reaction was over the top, quickly steps down from it.

"Ahem, well, my brother’s worried I’ll influence Miaomiao, told me to play fewer games. Since whatever I do, Miaomiao loves copying."

He solemnly emphasizes, "Please remember, I don’t like games anymore, haven’t really played games much, don’t go telling my brother."

The chat immediately floods with laughter.

[Your brother’s always your brother, hahaha!]

[Director Gu, mighty!]

[Gu Cheng’s concerns are valid, kids love mimicking adults. Whatever adults do, they’ll follow. Adults lying, kids learn too. Adults breaking promises, kids also imitate, setting examples is important]

[I thought he was a cool, aloof guy, turns out he’s really afraid of his brother?]

The audience’s focus instantly shifts to the dynamics of these siblings.

Chen Wen, embarrassed and dissatisfied, hears the children chirping ahead again.

She abruptly thinks of poaching.

"We’re live streaming, if poachers see it, won’t they flee faster? Isn’t this doing a good deed gone awry?"

Other guests: "..." Truly hitting where it hurts!