Kung Fu Baby with 17 Doting Brothers-Chapter 294: Miaomiao: You’re So Tall

Wu Yu himself is quite a laid-back person, not competitive, until he got a sister with a completely opposite personality.

He thought for a moment with the limited wisdom he had in life and felt this might be a punishment from the heavens for being too lazy and laid-back.

"If I become diligent, will she become a bit quieter and well-behaved?"

Not hoping for his sister to become a cutie, just wanting her not to be a little demon.

He’s willing to take away some of his sister’s liveliness.

Tuanzi: "..."

With big, watery eyes, she looked at Wu Yu sympathetically, "Then you go for it, perform well."

Wu Yu tried to muster his energy, "Mm!"

But not long after, his eyelids drooped again, and he couldn’t help but rest his little head on the table.

Lifting his head was quite tiring.

Tuanzi: "..." Master brother found a kindred spirit.

Duan Xia came to be a bodyguard, no need to avoid appearing on camera. If he shows up in training now, it can easily be used to attack him and the production team.

Tuanzi couldn’t find her brother indoors, so she leaned into her second brother’s arms, playing with her fingers.

Wu Ti intentionally reminded Gu Che, in the camera’s blind spot, using his finger to write a name on the table.

Gu Che widened his eyes immediately.

He also turned sideways, mouthing, "Not coming for me, right?"

Wu Ti shrugged, indicating that he wasn’t sure. But being married with kids, and having bluntly rejected rumors affecting his family by clashing with Liang Qiyun, he seldom speaks sharply, so it’s unlikely anyone will involve him in a scandal recently.

But Gu Che, well, hard to say.

Gu Che just felt a headache coming.

Last time in a resident variety show, he encountered a competitor, and now there’s someone who might involve him in a scandal again. Are people in showbiz brain-dead? Can’t they just do the show properly? Can’t everyone just be good and happy?

Tuanzi was playing with her fingers, noticed Gu Che’s body tense, and looked up confused, "Second brother, what’s wrong? Are you uncomfortable?"

Gu Che pressed his temples, "A bit."

Thinking about the good variety show, someone might drag him or other artists into a scandal, just gave him a headache.

Tuanzi hurriedly climbed up to give him a massage.

"Anyway, the live stream hasn’t started, do you want to get some rest?"

Gu Che was more interested in seeing who the unlucky person was.

Not long after, the third group of guests arrived, a volleyball player; everyone saw her walk in, head lowered, otherwise, her head would hit the door frame. She’s taller than all the men present.

The guests who arrived earlier quickly stood up to greet her.

Gu Che and Wu Ti were close enough that they found they had to look up slightly, and immediately retreated wisely. As for the two Little Doudings, Wu Yu didn’t care much, lazily uninterested, but Tuanzi was already looking up, mouth wide open, at the auntie who had just walked in.

No one noticed, the staff had turned on the machine.

The live room for "Mountain Patrol Journey" went online.

Some artists’ fans had been waiting anxiously, found the program opening the live room half an hour early, and excitedly rushed in, only to see an extremely impactful scene.

A tall, strong female athlete slightly lowered her head to look at two handsome men.

[Oh my god, who is she, so tall, over two meters, right?]

[Seems to be a female volleyball player, surname Duan, retired at the end of last year, heard she’s a coach in some provincial team (from not-so-knowledgeable volleyball fan)]

[Why did that person ahead speak with brackets]

[To avoid being countered, of course]

[Gu Che and Wu Ti seem to be over 1.8 meters tall, Gu Che is particularly strong, but compared to this sister, like a chick, pfft]

[Then what are Miaomiao and Yu supposed to be, they look even smaller]

[Look at Miaomiao’s expression, haha]

The adults were politely shaking hands and greeting, while Tuanzi looked Duan Ling up and down, found her legs taller than her whole self.

Then looked at the sister she brought along, also very tall.

"Sister, how old are you?" Tuanzi asked expectantly.

If this sister is seven or eight years old, then might she be this tall at seven or eight?

Tuanzi rubbed her hands, full of anticipation, even starting to imagine herself growing tall.

"Five and a half." Zhou Xiangshang said seriously.

She curiously asked, "How old are you this year, three and a half?"

Freshly turned five Gu Miaomiao: "..."

"Five and a half?"

Tuanzi’s little face fell, "But I can’t be this tall at five and a half?"

Zhou Xiangshang, a finely featured and skinny girl, heard this, touched the back of her neck, comforted her, "Don’t worry, many people can’t grow this tall." 𝙛𝒓𝓮𝒆𝔀𝒆𝙗𝓷𝒐𝙫𝒆𝙡.𝒄𝓸𝓶

Tuanzi: "...Sister, you really know how to talk."

"R-really? This is the first time I’ve received such a compliment." Zhou Xiangshang was a bit shy.

Tuanzi couldn’t complain anymore, just sulkily sought comfort from Wu Yu.

Wu Yu calmly said, "Her mom is so tall, it’s normal for her to be tall."

After some polite exchanges between the entertainment and sports circles, Duan Ling sat with her daughter, reserved, on the other side, and no one spoke for a while.

[Ah, so awkward, I’m starting to scratch the floor]

[Speaking of which, is this program making the guests go mountain patrol? Is that interesting?]

[The theme should be ecological protection and wild animal and plant protection]

[Another clichéd lofty theme, boring, not watching]

[Then hurry up and exit, no one cares]

[Inviting Gu Che and Wu Ti, this show at least won’t flop, who are the next two groups of guests]

Soon, the fourth group of guests arrived, a very handsome theater actor.

Yang Jin was evidently sociable, started playing host upon arrival, leading several guests to chat about forest protection, warming up the atmosphere.

The little guest accompanying him was his six-year-old brother Yang Heng.

Tuanzi poked to look at the six-year-old Yang Heng, then at five-and-a-half-year-old Zhou Xiangshang, choosing to stick with the sister.

"Sister, what do you usually eat for each meal? Do you do any special exercises?"

Tuanzi admitted, this sister’s tall stature relates to her parents, but her parents are also tall, and she still holds hope. Now, should secretly learn from her, to do the same.

Zhou Xiangshang puzzledly reported what she ate for meals.

"Doesn’t feel much different?"

Tuanzi scratched her head, looking up at this sister, "Our difference is quite big."

Zhou Xiangshang, not her first encounter with people interested in her height. But this little sister in front, fair and tender like a bun, she couldn’t help but reach out and poke the sister’s cheek.

Yang Heng naturally found the boys to play with, discovered Wu Yu being lazy, speaking one word at a time, really boring, so secretly observed the sisters.

Found Zhou Xiangshang poking Tuanzi’s face, envied, "So nice, I also wish I had a sister."

But he only has a chatty brother, and his parents don’t plan to have more kids.

Wu Yu, lazy as always, was suddenly horrified.

"I advise you not to think silly, sisters are super scary!"

Like the little demon in his family!