I've Gone Viral Because of a Money-Saving Variety Show-Chapter 120 - 115 no joke the level of fantasy in this
Chapter 120 -115, no joke, the level of fantasy in this matter is so high that it would take three episodes to cover it in Approaching Science.
Chapter 120 -115, no joke, the level of fantasy in this matter is so high that it would take three episodes to cover it in Approaching Science.
[I swear, why does this fortune-telling old guy look so familiar?]
[When Zheng He was just now live-streaming and begging, talking about his unlucky experiences, it seems like this old guy just happened to pass by behind Zheng He.]
[Then, the fortune this old man just told Zheng He, wasn’t it just picked up from the gossip he overheard during Zheng He’s live stream?]
[What a guy, fortune-telling on the spot, huh? Fortune-tellers these days are really making use of resources, aren’t they?]
[I don’t necessarily agree, maybe the fortune-teller actually has the real deal! Didn’t you hear him say he doesn’t ask for money? I think such people must be powerful hermits, doing good daily, forming good karma.]
[Forming good karma? I really can’t see where Zheng He is good!]
[Ha ha ha ha ha Zheng He is killing me, he’s actually worried that the immortals might think he’s showing off his wealth, he’s only got over 5,000 yuan on him, does he think Immortals have never seen money before? Haha!]
Zheng He took out his phone from his pocket, then looking at the fortune-telling old man, he said, “Master, all my money is in my phone, Immortals are so powerful, they can surely open my phone and see my sincerity, right?”
The fortune-telling old guy held back the urge to show his disdain: “…” How about we call it ‘soul-seeking’ instead? He had never seen such a foolish fool!
What kind of family background could produce such a child? It’s truly a research-worthy question!
The fortune-telling old guy solemnly refused: “No way, it has to be cash, otherwise, I can’t perform the spell for you.”
Zheng He didn’t want to make another trip to the bank; he just wanted his luck to change quickly, “Immortals are so powerful, surely they can handle a simple phone, right? So really, this won’t work?”
“No! Do you still want to change your fortune or not? Putting the phone won’t work!”
“I do!” Zheng He immediately answered earnestly.
It won’t work if it’s not effective!
Zheng He immediately dragged his suitcase out of the underpass and walked towards the train station.
He remembered there was a bank near the train station.
At the bank, he withdrew all the round sum of 5,700 yuan from his card using the ATM.
Holding the money, he walked to the fortune-telling old man waiting outside, “I’ve got the money, Master, what do I do next?”
“Follow me.”
The fortune-telling old man led Zheng He back to the vicinity of the underpass. Afterwards, he took out three pieces of yellow talisman paper from his pocket and handed them to Zheng He, “Wrap your sincerity in these three pieces of talisman paper. Remember, you must wrap it tightly, not showing even a tiny gap. After wrapping, place it on the stone steps ahead, and then you can stand aside.”
Zheng He did as told. After placing it, he turned back to look at the fortune-telling old man, opening his mouth incredulously: “Is it really that simple?”
Even if he has never had his fortune told, he had at least watched movies. He remembered that in the movies, masters would perform rituals holding the Imperial Sword, setting up tables and opening alters, yet he only had to place it on plain stone steps to change his fate. It all seemed a bit hasty to him.
The fortune-telling old man placed his whisk and fan on the ground, handed Pingjin Fan to Zheng He, and asked him to hold it for him.
Then he took off the black bundle on his shoulder, unwrapped it, and took out a thin piece of paper and a pen. As he drew symbols on the paper that Zheng He couldn’t understand, he said:
“Indeed, the conditions are limited at present, but Immortals will not care about these things. The spell mainly depends on my spell and communication with the higher powers, as well as your sincerity. Everything else can be ignored, so you don’t have to worry. Just silently recite your wishes, and leave the rest to me.”
Zheng He nodded blankly.
After all, it was his first time experiencing such a scene, and he was quite lost.
A little nervous and excited.
Zheng He was about to step aside when he suddenly remembered something important: “Right, I want to transfer my bad luck to the person who hexed me. Do I need to write down their name? So you can tell the powers that be who I want to transfer my bad luck to.”
The fortune-teller nodded: “You need to write it. Just wait, after I finish writing, you can write it at the bottom.”
The fortune-teller wrote a bunch of symbols and incantations on the paper that Zheng He couldn’t understand.
Zheng He watched for a moment and couldn’t help but admire that a master is truly a master!
Such indecipherable secret language made him feel that this master was indeed amazing, mysterious, and professional!
After the fortune-teller finished writing, Zheng He wrote Chen Xixi’s name at the bottom of the paper. Then, the fortune-teller folded the paper several times to make it into a three-dimensional rectangle.
The fortune-teller placed the folded three-dimensional rectangle in front of “Zheng He’s sincerity” and said to Zheng He: “Stand to the side and don’t talk or disturb me while I perform the spell.”
[Can this really work?]
[It’s my first time watching a master perform a spell live, I’m so nervous! So, like, if I also silently pray now, can I get a bit of the master’s magical power?]
[Let me rub off some of that too, hope it works!]
[Who does Zheng He want to transfer his bad luck to? Who is the person that hexed Zheng He?]
[I bet it’s definitely Chen Xixi! Because in this program, the person Zheng He hates the most must be Chen Xixi.]
[Am I the only one worried that Zheng He is going to be duped again? Given Zheng He’s susceptibility, I always have a bad feeling.]
[How could he be duped this time? The fortune-teller said he’s not taking any money and didn’t even touch Zheng He’s offering of sincerity throughout the whole process. After performing the spell, he will return the sincerity to Zheng He. I think this master must be real!]
The fortune-teller half squatted in front of the folded paper, chanting a lot of complex mantras, and then took out a lighter to ignite the paper from above. Simultaneously, he quickly recited the mantra: “Grand Supreme Elder Lord, hastily like a law decree, rise!”
With a robust voice, as soon as the fortune-teller said ‘rise’, the paper that was burning floated into the air the moment it was consumed by the flames.
The ashes and the sparks that hadn’t been entirely extinguished soared up at a very fast pace, leaving Zheng He utterly astonished.
Holy shit! It really ‘rose’!!
Zheng He looked up at the rising ashes, and couldn’t help but exclaim, a master is indeed a master! It really ascended!
[Damn! It really floated up! This time Zheng He’s really hit the jackpot, he wasn’t scammed, he met a true master!]
[No joke, this event’s level of mystery could make up three episodes of Approaching Science.]
[Master, please accept my kowtow!]
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Just as the netizens were expressing their admiration for the master’s maneuver, Zheng He’s live stream suddenly went dark.
Zheng He’s broadcast was banned again.
The reason was promoting superstitious activities.
At this moment, Zheng He didn’t know his live stream had been banned.
He just felt he really met a master, not only that, the master also did it for free, saving him a sum of money.
His luck was about to turn! Chen Xixi, just you wait for your misfortune!
The fortune-teller muttered a few more mantras that Zheng He didn’t understand. After a moment of silence, he turned to Zheng He and said, “I’ve completed the spell, but the process is not fully complete. It will be successful after twenty-four hours, so you cannot touch this ‘offering of sincerity’ now. You must wait twenty-four hours before opening it. If you open it prematurely, your Life-changing Talisman will not be effective.”
Twenty-four hours? Spells come with an expiration date?
