Invincible Divine Doctor of the Beautiful Lady-Chapter 748 - 722: Handsome Enough to Wake Up Naturally

Is she a fairy?

Liang Youshan was completely dumbfounded, saliva involuntarily dripping from the corner of his mouth. He looked every bit the rhythmless, slack-jawed oaf.

Tangyu was also staring, utterly spellbound. In terms of aura, she even surpassed Qian Shanxue. Just one glance was enough to cause one’s soul to turn upside down. Yet, this ultimate temptation didn’t resemble Hu Yaomei’s style. The allure of the woman in white was direct and unashamed, without any pretense. Often, it’s this type of straightforwardness that strikes directly at the heart, leaving one hopelessly entranced, unable to extricate oneself.

How could such a beauty exist in this world?

She was absolutely an untouched fairy.

Xiao Bai walked over gracefully, softly scolding, "Xiao Qing, stop your mischief." Then, turning to Tangyu and Liang Youshan, she said, "Sorry, gentlemen, my sister Xiao Qing is a bit too headstrong. She didn’t scare you just now, did she? She didn’t mean any harm; she just wanted to play with you a bit."

Tangyu blinked, Xiao Qing? Xiao Bai? These names sounded so familiar. One was dressed in white, the other in green, and clearly both were snake demons. This entire scene quickly made Tangyu think of an old TV drama he had seen, "New Legend of Madame White Snake." Could it be that these two were actually the prototypes for the White Snake and Xiao Qing from that show?

It doesn’t make sense, though, that television show shouldn’t be real.

Swallowing hard, Liang Youshan exclaimed, "Wow, a fairy! No, no, we weren’t scared at all, not in the slightest. How could we be so cowardly, right? Hehe, Fairy Sister, may I ask if you are the legendary White Snake and Xiao Qing Snake?"

Xiao Qing immediately nodded with a smile, "Yes, yes, we are famous, aren’t we?"

"Ah, really? Haha, actually, I am Fahai, wah ha ha." Liang Youshan grinned broadly.

Xiao Qing retorted at once, "Fahai? I hate Fahai the most. I should just eat you up right now."

"Cough..." Liang Youshan’s smile twitched, and he begged for mercy, "Don’t, don’t, Miss Xiao Qing. Spare me, I was just joking. I wouldn’t dare to be Fahai."

"Elders, we meant no offense; we intruded upon your formation by mistake, please forgive us if we have caused any disrespect. We have important matters to attend to and will not impose any further," said Tangyu.

Although Xiao Qing and Xiao Bai seemed to have no ill intentions, they were still two powerful Great Demons, and Tangyu did not want to linger. Demons and humans have always had a difficult relationship—not quite archenemies, but encounters often ended in a life-and-death struggle.

Of course, not all demons are bad, just as not all humans are virtuous or wicked.

"What do you mean by ’elders’? Am I that old? Can’t you see I’m still just eighteen this year, fresh as a daisy. And what are you so afraid of? Why are you in such a hurry to leave? It’s not like we’re going to eat you. You’re not Xu Xian; if we wanted to eat you, we’d have done so by now," said Xiao Qing.

"Er... eighteen..."

Indignant, Xiao Qing said, "Why can’t I be eighteen? Using your human calculations, I am eighteen this year. Hmm, just try saying I’m not eighteen again, and see if I don’t get cross with you!"

"Okay, okay, may you be eighteen forever," conceded Tangyu.

Xiao Qing was finally appeased, "That’s more like it. That’s how you should talk. Not like your friend there, just drooling and playing the fool like a complete Zhu Bajie. Hey, why don’t I turn him into a pig’s head? Then he’d be the real Zhu Bajie."

Liang Youshan nearly leapt up. He was shot even when lying down—he was being targeted even while just standing there. He immediately flashed a flattering smile at Xiao Qing, "Heroine, fairy, let’s not. That joke’s going a bit too far. You are all noble beings who have achieved the Way; you can’t be bothered with our sort."

"Alright, I was just joking with you; I don’t have that kind of spell anymore," Xiao Qing said with a teasing smile.

Xiao Bai also shook her head helplessly, looked at Tangyu, and said, "My name is Xiao Bai, my sister is Xiao Qing. Just call us Xiao Bai and Xiao Qing; no need for ’elders.’ By the way, may I ask for the names of you two gentlemen?"

Before Tangyu could speak, Liang Youshan interjected, "My name is Liang Youshan, true to my name, both good and extremely amiable. This is my boss Tangyu, hehe, a charming and elegant Divine Doctor known as the Sevan-Se of suave young men. That’s him. He’s the heartthrob of countless young girls, the man whose mere presence causes beauties to swoon. I’ve recently seen someone online who dared say he wakes up to his own handsomeness every day, but I’m tempted to scorn him. Next to my boss, he is nothing. My boss is the real deal; the one who is truly handsome enough to wake up naturally..."

"Cough cough, keep it down, watch your brags don’t burst," Tangyu said, blushing, but inwardly he gave Liang Youshan thirty-two thumbs up.

Teammates like gods, that’s what they must be like.

Pumped up!

Looking at Tangyu, Xiaoqing suddenly burst into laughter, "Haha, so handsome that you wake up to your own beauty? Don’t make me die laughing. Just like this? I’d say you’re quite average. Compared to our Xu Xian, tch tch, you’re far behind."

"Don’t believe it? Bring it on, let’s compare," Liang Youshan said.

Tangyu was quite frustrated, to be looked down upon like this was unreasonable.

Speaking of charming thousands of young girls, that’s indeed a true story, 24K pure truth. Claiming to make countless beauties bow in admiration was completely plausible too. Saying that you wake up handsome every day might be a bit exaggerated, but every morning when Tangyu looked in the mirror, he sincerely praised his reflection: "You’re so handsome, truly a dashing and suave gentleman."

Xiao Bai pulled Xiaoqing aside and said, "Alright, Xiaoqing, stop fooling around." Then she turned to Tangyu with a smile that could captivate a city with one smile, captivate a country with two, and my heart with three. If this phrase was used to describe Xiao Bai, one smile was already enough to do all three.

"Tangyu, your friend Liang Youshan seems to be poisoned, with the poison of the Mandragora flower, right? And it’s been very well suppressed, was that your doing?" Xiao Bai asked.

Tangyu looked at Xiao Bai in surprise, "Yes, my friend has indeed been poisoned by the Mandragora flower, and I’ve managed to suppress it." Tangyu hadn’t expected Xiao Bai to see through it at a glance; she was truly formidable. After pondering for a moment, he immediately asked, "Sister Bai, may I be so bold as to ask if you have any ginseng here? The thing is, I need ginseng to serve as a Medicine Guide, to concoct an antidote for my friend. If Sister Bai has some, I hope you can bless us with one; we would be endlessly grateful."

"Yo—Sister Bai? How affectionate you are in your address. I was thinking you looked like an honest guy, Tangyu, but now it seems you’re a wolf in sheep’s clothing. You’re quite thick-skinned too, apparently another shameless fellow," Xiaoqing teased.

"Cough, I just think Sister Bai is older than me, and calling her that shows respect. Besides, calling her Xiao Bai feels kind of weird to me. I really am an honest person," Tangyu said with an innocent face.

"Oh, you’re quite the talker, all slick and smooth," Xiaoqing said.

Xiao Bai smiled gently, "Let it be, Xiaoqing. Sister Bai is fine; since we’ve met, it’s fate. Making a friend when fated is not unacceptable. Tangyu, so you also practice alchemy?"

Tangyu was delighted by Xiao Bai’s easygoing nature. Making friends with these two Great Demons was an incredible stroke of luck. Saying no was not an option; doing so could invisibly draw two powerful trump cards to his side.

Tangyu nodded and said, "Yes, Sister Bai. However, my skills are still quite rough, and I can only concoct some simple ones. Not to hide it from Sister Bai, our venture out this time is to find Polygonum multiflorum and Snow Lotus to concoct Healing Pills. So, we set out in search, and unintentionally barged in here. This place is a Gathering Spirit Land with an underlying Heavenly Pulse, perfect for the growth of rare and precious treasures from heaven and earth, which is why I had to come in. If I’m not mistaken, I think Sister Bai, you must have ginseng and Polygonum multiflorum, right?"

Xiaoqing’s eyes showed a hint of surprise as she looked at Tangyu, "Your nose is quite sharp, huh? You could sense all that. Hehe, why don’t we play a game then? If you can guess how many Polygonum multiflorum and ginseng we have here, I’ll give it to you. What do you say, wanna try your luck?"

"..."

"You can try your luck with this? That’s harder than winning the lottery. Isn’t this just trapping me?" Liang Youshan said.

"Of course it’s tough," Xiaoqing said. "If it were easy, wouldn’t that be giving it away to you guys too cheaply? I don’t really want you to guess it. These are what my sister and I have painstakingly cultivated. How could we just give it away for nothing? Hehe, if you want Polygonum multiflorum and ginseng, don’t bother wishing for it. This whole mountain range is our territory. If there were any, I’d have already snatched them up, it’s not likely there’s any left."

Liang Youshan’s eyes immediately lit up, "Wow, Xiao Qing, you’re a real tycoon! May I humbly ask if we can be friends?"

"Who would want to be friends with you, pig bro? Get lost, get lost. I’m a demon, you’re a pig, we’re not from the same world, don’t even think about climbing the relationship ladder," Xiaoqing said, waving her hand dismissively.

Liang Youshan immediately felt like he had been punched in the gut.

These two seemed to have a certain compatibility with their scents.

Ignoring Xiaoqing, Tangyu turned directly to Xiao Bai, "Sister Bai, although I know it’s presumptuous and bold of me to say so, Polygonum multiflorum and ginseng are extremely important to us. I’m not trying to get something for nothing from you, Sister Bai, we can make an exchange. Of course, we don’t have any Tempering Spirit Pills, we’re just common disciples of the Outer Sect of Myriad Saints Valley, two 24K pure nobodies, broke as a joke, probably the most valuable thing I have is my pure body and soul. Although it’s a bit much to ask, I hope Sister Bai can indulge us; Tangyu will be forever grateful."

"Yo, pure body and soul? You’re not a virgin anymore, how pure can you be? If we’re talking purity, you’re probably not even as pure as this pig bro, at least he’s still a virgin," Xiaoqing said, looking at Tangyu.

"Err..." Tangyu suddenly felt a touch of sorrow, "That shouldn’t be the standard to judge by, right? I think that’s a sort of discrimination. Even if I’m not a virgin anymore, my body is still pure."

"Cut it out, you look like the kind who’s loose by nature. Who knows how many women you’ve been with. You, your body’s not worth much. Not that good-looking, not a gentleman, by no standard are you valuable. How about this, if you stay here and keep us company for ten or eight years, I’ll give you a basketful, how’s that? Hehe, it’s a very profitable deal, right? You could spend all day with us two beauties, plus get some great benefits. And the cultivation environment here is way better than the Outer Sect of Myriad Saints Valley. Who knows, maybe this young lady will take pity and guide you a little, you excited now?" Xiaoqing said.