Immortal in Horror Game: She is the Fortune Teller!-Chapter 109 - 106: Forbidden Nightmare 13 (Kissed the Statue)
Even she hadn’t expected this—Spider Silk could actually become her weakness.
The coach was right, Yuze’s brain truly works well.
Especially in combat.
No wonder he could clear so many levels with the Golden Shit Stirrer so violently.
Josh relaxed, "Alright, I admit defeat. Captain, you’re really impressive."
Yuze looked at her with eyes shining like a deer’s. From the intense fight just now, her little face was flushed.
His fingers twitched slightly, realizing their posture was a bit awkward, he hurriedly stood up and cleared his throat, "Remember to pay the training fee."
Josh pretended not to hear, moving over to the corpse to examine the situation.
"Eh? How strange."
"What?" Yuze walked over.
Josh poked the skin of the corpse with her gloved fingers, "Captain, look. Her body is still soft and warm, even her cheeks are still rosy."
Yuze took a look at her expression and chuckled, "Don’t worry, not as rosy as yours."
Josh’s mouth twitched slightly, "...I’m serious."
Yuze laughed, "I’m serious too."
Josh felt the corpse’s artery, making sure she was truly dead, which made it even stranger.
"What kind of killing method could leave a corpse still warm and with color after death? Apart from the lack of a heartbeat, she looks almost alive."
Yuze glanced at the wound on her scalp and opened up her eyelid, "But she’s been dead for at least five hours. Also, the wound on her head isn’t fatal."
Josh frowned slightly.
Yuze stood up, "Check her whole body to see if there are any other wounds."
Josh nodded, reaching out to undo the collar of the corpse.
Yuze had already turned around, standing at the window with his back turned.
Josh smirked quietly, quite the gentleman.
She murmured an apology and stripped the corpse’s clothes off, a faint musky scent wafting out.
She carefully inspected everywhere on the corpse, but found no wounds, bruises, or swelling.
Pressing on the abdomen, she could even feel the softness of the skin.
She put the corpse’s clothes back on, "All done."
Yuze turned around, "How is it?"
Josh shook her head, "Found nothing."
"Auntie, the noise just came from this room." A woman’s voice came from outside, and footsteps drew near.
The two of them exchanged glances, quickly lifting the corpse and leaving through the window.
But the thatched cottage stood alone, with nothing around to conceal them.
Their backs soon exposed to passersby.
"Auntie! There’s someone over there!"
Someone behind started chasing.
Yuze frowned slightly, carrying the corpse on his left shoulder, he scooped Josh onto his right shoulder, speeding up instantly.
Josh suddenly felt the ground vanish beneath her feet, her whole body was just a blur.
"???
The two quickly outdistanced those chasing them and returned to the ancestral hall.
Josh used Spider Silk to restore the lock on the door to its original state.
Yuze tossed the corpse to the ground, "What do we do with her?"
Josh frowned slightly, "Maybe hide her behind the statue?"
Yuze glanced at the statue, and his gaze was instantly on alert, "Something’s wrong."
"What..." Josh followed his gaze and her voice stopped abruptly upon seeing the statue.
The posture of the statue had changed!
Once, the statue gazed downward serenely with half-closed eyes, holding the trident symbolizing the Sea God’s power.
But now, the statue’s eyes were fully open, its expression no longer friendly, and the upright trident tilted downward slightly.
It vaguely appeared to be taking an attack stance.
Josh frowned, "What’s going on?"
Yuze turned to her, "You said you wanted to be his follower, and it annoyed him."
Josh, "...Why don’t you say it’s because you touched his fish tail and it grossed him out."
"Impossible," Yuze said righteously, "Being touched by me is his honor, he’d be secretly delighted."
Just then, the cold atmosphere in the ancestral hall intensified.
Yuze, "..."
Josh’s mouth twitched slightly, "...Now you know how annoying you are, right?"
Yuze, "He’s thin-skinned, can’t take a joke."
Josh looked up at the statue, examined it closely, "Not only has the posture changed, but the details have also become much more refined."
She pointed at the statue’s fingers, "Look here, this is a stone statue, originally the fingers weren’t this detailed. Before, they were just four vague fingers, now they’re much more refined, even the nails are sculpted."
She walked around to the back of the statue and patted its rear, "And here, we hid behind him yesterday, and at that time, there weren’t any scales on his rear. Now you can vaguely see them showing."
Yuze slightly raised an eyebrow, "Do you get the feeling this statue..."
Josh met his gaze, "Feels like it might come back to life."
Yuze nodded.
[Congratulations to players Josh and Yuze for triggering the side quest, "Awakening the Sleeping Lord Sea God."]
Yuze glanced at her, "Side quest?"
Josh nodded, "I got it too."
She recalled the events from last night, "Doesn’t it say that only the Holy Daughter chosen by the Sea God can awaken him?"
Yuze eyed the statue up and down, "Maybe he just wants to wake up for a snack?"
Josh, "..."
She pondered for a moment, "I understand now!"
Yuze gave her a look.
A glint of understanding flashed in Josh’s eyes, "My master and senior sister told me many fairy tales before. In those tales, to awaken a sleeping person, it’s often done with a kiss."
Yuze squinted, "What kind of ancient fairy tales are those, corrupting children."
Josh was displeased, "What do you mean by corrupting? I wasn’t corrupted!"
Yuze’s mouth twitched slightly, "Alright, alright, so what do we do now? Give the statue a kiss?"
Josh considered it, then asked tentatively, "What if we try?"
Yuze respectfully took a step back, "You kiss, not me."
Josh was straightforward, "I’ll do it then."
She climbed onto the altar, stood before the statue, and blinked.
"What’s the matter?" Yuze saw she hadn’t moved, holding back laughter with difficulty, "Can’t reach? What’s with a statue standing at nearly two meters high, where do short people who aren’t even 1.6 meters tall put their self-esteem?"
To be precise, not just nearly two meters, since the Sea God’s tail curls backward, if fully extended, it’s more than two meters.
Josh’s face turned dark, she turned and glared at him, gritting her teeth, "You do it!"
Yuze was highly amused, took another step back, "I don’t think the Sea God is into men."
Josh couldn’t stand his smugness, so she jumped off the altar and sat beside the corpse.
Yuze moved closer with amusement, nudging her shoulder, "Mad at me?"
Josh turned her back to him.
Yuze nudged her again, "Really mad? Hey, why such a bad temper? Didn’t the captain tell you, we’ll grow taller, and even if we don’t..."
With a ’slap’, Yuze’s mouth was pressed accurately against the statue’s lips.
In that instant, Josh used Spider Silk to teleport Yuze in front of the statue, raised her hand, and forcibly pressed his head.
Yuze, busy placating her, was caught off guard.
And ended up kissing the statue mouth to mouth.
