I'm the Culinary God-Chapter 704 - 318: Isn’t this more exciting than watching a movie? Lin Ji’s Food Braised Dishes Department is perking up! [Subscribe please]_2
In the past, I always rode horses at the club. The grounds were small and crowded, so it wasn’t satisfying at all. But today was different! Galloping freely on the vast grasslands—it was exhilarating! Overwhelmed with joy, I even found myself belting out, "Heroic riders, bold and strong..."
"Weiwei, is President Chen always so... freewheeling?"
The new employees at the company were horrified to see President Chen riding around like a madwoman, a stark contrast to her usually commanding and cool demeanor. Who could have imagined that the lady CEO had such a quirky side?
Weiwei smiled and said, "She’s always been this quirky. She’s always determined to lose weight, yet she eats more than anyone else at mealtimes."
As she was speaking, her phone buzzed from the bag she carried over her shoulder.
It was President Chen’s bag. She had handed it to Weiwei for safekeeping while riding, afraid that the phone and other items might fall out.
Opening the bag, Weiwei pulled out the phone, which displayed an incoming call from "Shu Yun with her Exaggerated Cup Size."
President Chen had mentioned that anyone tagged with such a nickname was an insider, and it was okay to answer the call on her behalf.
She answered, and Shu Yun’s gentle voice came through the receiver: "President Chen, I’ve got something to tell you."
"Hello, Director Shu, this is Weiwei. President Chen is currently out riding on the prairie."
"We’ll talk when she’s done horsing around then. Just ask her to call me back. It’s nothing urgent."
After hanging up, Weiwei looked at the phone, somewhat puzzled. Exaggerated cup size... What cup size did Director Shu exaggerate?
Before long, everyone else had returned to camp for lunch. Weiwei stood on a gentle slope outside the camp, watching Chen Yan happily cantering back toward the camp on her horse.
"Weren’t you going to ride for two hours? It’s been less than half an hour," Weiwei called out.
As the white horse approached, Chen Yan deftly jumped down, then grabbed the reins and patted the horse’s head twice—a common way riders bond with their horses.
Seeing no one around, she then adjusted her Xiongxiong. "Not wearing a sports bra—it’s been swinging around! Having large Xiongxiong is really a hassle."
Weiwei was speechless. You only dare to seek validation from us flat-chested folks. See if you dare show off in front of the boss’s wife! Really, with no large Xiongxiong in the company, the D-cups reign supreme. Next time, we absolutely must recruit a couple of E or F-cup female streamers to bring down the arrogance of a certain D-cup lady.
Weiwei took the horse’s reins and then passed the red Hermes bag to Chen Yan. "Director Shu called for you. I’m not sure what it’s about."
"Little Yunyun called me?"
Chen Yan pulled out her phone, opened WeChat, and @Shu Yun: "You called? What’s up?" What couldn’t be said in the group chat that required a call? She should just say it and let the women with smaller chests in the group have a good laugh!
Soon, Shu Yun replied with a message: "Ren Jie just came by the store asking about your shoe size."
The moment the message was sent, Zeng Xiaoqi, who had been lurking, posted a surprised emoji: "What’s going on? Is he planning to buy you shoes?"
Dou Wenjing followed up: "The Prince, worried Cinderella might have big feet, specifically asked for her size before buying the Crystal Shoes... Tsk tsk tsk, a certain millionaire Cinderella should remember to wash her feet often, so she doesn’t end up stinking out her Prince."
Chen Yan sneered. Humph, jealousy! Doudou is definitely jealous.
Just as she was about to retort, Shen Baobao also chimed in: "Am I about to get another brother-in-law?"
What does she mean, ’another’? I’ve only ever dated one person, alright? She can’t treat one instance as if it were a hundred!
Curious, Shu Yun asked: "Weren’t you guys watching a movie? It’s not very considerate to be on your phone in the theater."
"No, we came out early. The movie portrayed wealthy people so poorly that even I, as a wealthy person, couldn’t stand it. I’ve really had it with these inexperienced scriptwriters and directors who rely solely on imagination."
Chen Yan didn’t dare to chat in the group and directly called Shu Yun. "Let’s talk about this over the phone to avoid unsettling certain individuals... To set the record straight, I’ve only ever dated once. Within less than half a month, the other person went abroad to study, and then we completely lost contact. Yueyue has been ribbing me about it for years."
On the other end of the phone, Shu Yun laughed. "I’m not Officer Ren, why are you giving me such a detailed explanation?"
She described Ren Jie’s visit in detail and then said, "Now that he’s taking the initiative, are you still going to keep playing Cinderella?"
I... Chen Yan suddenly panicked. Why did I have to pretend to be the head chef at Lin Ji’s Food back then! I really regret it!
After thinking it over, she said, "I’ll text the little policeman first, and then explain it to him in person when I get back."
After hanging up, she found Ren Jie’s phone number and quickly typed out a message: "Ren Jie, this is Chen Yan. I’m currently at Hulun Prairie. When I get back to Beijing, I’d like to talk to you about something."
Just as he finished his sesame cake and was drinking mineral water, Ren Jie saw the message and instantly perked up. So you’re finally not going to pretend to be the head chef anymore, huh? Good. It’s been quite exhausting for everyone to carefully play along with your act. Since you’re being open and honest, I might as well reveal my true identity. The captain was right; as a criminal police officer constantly navigating life-and-death situations, I should inform her in advance. This will avoid putting the little assistant chef in a tough spot later.
Thinking of this, he replied: "What a coincidence, I also have something to tell you. Let’s talk when you get back. We can have a good chat then."
「In the store.」
Shu Yun hung up the phone. Seeing the queue outside the braised food counter, she said to Song Tiantian.
