I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl-Chapter 885: B-2’s Relative

In McDonald’s, I asked Gong CaiCai what her bust size was in a roundabout way. She was caught off guard and immediately blushed.

If it hadn’t been for the question I asked in ‘Heartbeat Q&A’, I probably wouldn’t have been shameless enough to ask Gong CaiCai in person.

In any case, I wanted to verify whether the answers simulated by the calculation program was any different from answers given by the real person.

Of course I knew it was very rude. That’s why I used the phrase ‘Have any shameless boys asked you’ in the question?

“Yes, yes.” After mumbling for a few seconds, Gong CaiCai replied hesitantly, as if she was afraid that I would be angry, “Besides Ye Lin classmate, there are other shameless boys who have asked me… No, I’m not saying that Ye Lin classmate is shameless, I’m sorry, please forgive me.”

Gong CaiCai was so nervous that she couldn’t speak coherently.

Oh, as expected, the answers will be different depending on how you ask the question. In ‘Heartbeat Q&A’, I asked Gong CaiCai directly for her measurements, but the virtual Gong CaiCai didn’t give me an answer because her mother wouldn’t let her tell others.

“79…”

Huh.

Gong CaiCai, who stopped touching the food on her tray and put her hands on her knees, lowered her head and said a number out loud.

No wait, you told me your bust size? Didn’t your mother not let you tell the boys?

Did the calculation program make an error with the simulation, or did I get an answer because I asked the question in a different way?

Seeing the shocked expression on my face, Gong CaiCai’s face was as red as a Fuji apple and almost exploded.

“It’s really only 79, it should be only 79. I’m not a bad kid who lies. It’s definitely not over 80, please believe me. I’ve worked very hard to make it smaller. It’s one of the main reasons for joining Happy Science…”

She quickly explained to me.

You didn’t have to tell me if you were embarrassed. Also, I could easily tell that you gave me a smaller number based on your panicked expression. It’s probably over 80. It probably passed 80 a long time ago. 79 was probably your measurement from first year or second year and we haven’t done our measurements yet for our third year.

Even if you were really 79 now, it would still be quite exaggerated since you’re shorter than Xiao Qin and don’t really have a lot of fat in other places. Although you’re troubled by gossip and have been working hard and have been trying to reduce your breast size, it actually didn’t really have any effects. Only the psychological effect that made you believe it had been reduced to 79.

I really cared more about why she told me her size instead of her actual size.

“Cai Cai, you don’t have to say it if you don’t want to say it. I wrote you a letter of guarantee and promised that I won’t bully you.”

“I, I’m not good at rejecting others…” Gong CaiCai sighed sadly, “And Ye Lin classmate only said in the guarantee that you won’t hit me, but didn’t say that you won’t bully me…”

Did you tell me that number because of those two reasons? It really makes me worry about her if she’s that weak-minded. I wonder if Happy Science’s motivational theory can be of some help to her…

At this time, Xiao Qin came back from the bathroom. She looked outside the glass door into the darkness of the night with suspicion, then frowned and said, “It looks like we were followed, probably people from Happy Science. Are they worried about us because we just joined?”

“This… must be a mistake.” Gong CaiCai raised her blushing face and defended her beloved Happy Science, “Professor Bai wouldn’t tell someone to do that. We aren’t a religion, we’re a scientific organization.”

“That’s right, it’s definitely not someone from the Happy Science Church. Xiao Qin, sit down.”

Gong CaiCai didn’t care that I called the “Happy Science Seminar” as the “Happy Science Church” because I supported her statement. Actually, many members casually called themselves as “Happy Science Church” or “Happy Science Sect”, and they didn’t change it even if Professor Bai corrected them.

After eating McDonald’s and making sure Gong CaiCai got on the bus to go home, I told Xiao Qin: The person following me was a bodyguard sent by Ai ShuQiao and I gave him the code name ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’. Ai ShuQiao needed me to break into Happy Science and steal the calculation program, so she specially arranged for someone to protect me.

Actually, Ai ShuQiao valued my blood samples more than the calculation program. However, since I concealed my heart disease from Xiao Qin, I couldn’t mention my regular blood donations. Even if Xiao Qin saw Dr. Yu drawing my blood, I would simply say that a blood test is a normal step required for a routine physical examination.

Hearing my explanation, Xiao Qin relaxed her defenses slightly.

“So he’s responsible for protecting Ye Lin classmate? This Ninja Turtle is quite powerful and moves very quickly. When I came out of the bathroom, I noticed someone was watching me. I turned around and saw a turtle head flash by outside…”

“Hey, please don’t say that, okay? Just because I nicknamed him Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, doesn’t mean you should put the prefix ‘turtle’ in front of parts of his body, especially his head. Don’t say it again in the future, especially head, or I’ll deduct stars from you.”

Xiao Qin pouted, “You’re the who said he was a turtle first, and now you’re blaming me… But this Ninja Turtle is a bit strange, he was obviously sent to protect Ye Lin classmate, so why was he looking at me instead of you? Don’t tell me he’s a perverted turtle? If this perverted turtle acts indecently towards me, you have to join forces with me to defeat him.”

“Huh, you can’t beat him alone?”

Even though the other party was an adult, if Xiao Qin and I needed to work together to take them down, then he would be an expert around Auntie Ren’s level at the minimum.

It looks likes Ai ShuQiao didn’t hold back. Compared to the time when she hired hired a dumb detective who was similar to Mouri Kogoro to disgust me, she finally sent a guy with some skills this time. He was probably transferred from US headquarters. Well, before coming to China, did he happen to live in the sewers of New York City…

After walking Xiao Qin to the subway station, it was already past nine o’clock, but I wasn’t ready to go home yet. I sent a text message to my dad, and then went to the VIP Building of Qing Zi Academy to find Dr. Yu.

Ai Mi had already fallen asleep on the bed with her toy dolphin in her arms. I didn’t disturb her and directly found Dr. Yu in the underground laboratory.

The goal was of course to let Dr. Yu check whether the ‘Heartbeat Q&A’ application installed by Professor Bai for me had any software backdoors.

After learning about the application from me, Dr. Yu was very curious. He did some testing and told me that the code of the application was extremely simple and there shouldn’t be any issues.

“In addition to virtual chatting, you can also do other things.” Dr. Yu pointed to Professor Bai’s avatar on the application interface, “You should also be able to ask for predictions on specific things, such as next week’s numbers for the lotto…”

“Dr. Yu, don’t get greedy.” I complained, “If it could accurate calculate the winning numbers, then Professor Bai and the others wouldn’t have to set up a cult to scam people out of their money. Are you sure this application is safe?”

“The application is safe.” Dr. Yu said, “But it has to run in the backdoor mode. The backdoor mode is unsafe and they can eavesdrop on you. Ye Lin, you have to be careful.”

I nodded and didn’t tell Dr. Yu that Professor Bai already knows about Ai Shu Qiao’s plan to steal the calculation program. My current identity was more like a double agent where I wouldn’t work hard for either Ai ShuQiao or Happy Science. I’ll just wait for either of them to slip up first, then I’ll jump in and achieve my own goals.

At this time, B-2 moved towards Dr. Yu with a cup coffee and actually looked like a robot assistant for the first time.

“Beep. Such a familiar code…”

B-2 said something that was hard to understand. Seeing the look of confusion on my face, Dr. Yu explained to me:

“B-2 and my Google Glass both have an internet function. I asked it to check the security of the Heartbeat Q&A code. Since the code has some similarities with the core program of B-2 in terms of programming habits, B-2 feels a familiarity with it, just like when humans meet their own relatives.”

“Hey, ‘Heartbeat Q&A’ was written by Professor Bai, and the core program of B-2 was written by you. Why would there be similarities in the programming habits between you two?”

Dr. Yu scratched his dishevelled hair in embarrassment:

“You may know that Professor Bai is an experienced programmer, so his son Fang Xin inherited some of his father’s programming habits, and Fang Xin and I were also college classmates. Since I wasn’t a programming expert, I asked Fang Xin how to write the core program for an intelligent robot when his mental illness wasn’t very severe. He stayed up all night in the library and gave me 6,000KB of code. The code was really wonderful and it was genius, so I kept it till now until I was finally able to put it to use. I used it as the base and slightly modified it, then applied it to B-2.”

In other words, the core program of B-2 was written by Fang Xin. No wonder B-2 is so mental, it’s because it was designed by a mental patient. What’s wrong with you, Dr. Yu? You aren’t as skilled in pharmacology as the Poison King Klinger, and your computer expertise isn’t as good as Fang Xin. Did you randomly allocate your talent points to three different talent trees?Fortunately, your brain surgery skills looked pretty good…

The next day, Teachers’ Day, passed uneventfully.

I carried the Teacher’s Day gift to school in the morning to avoid the risk of it being broken by Gong CaiCai.

Before the start of each class, the whole class stood up and shouted ‘Happy Teacher’s Day’ in unison. This also touched the hearts of some educators, especially teacher Yu, who had never won any awards. The pen and diary that Gong CaiCai handed over while trembling made him as excited as if he received the ‘Teacher of the Year’ award. 𝙛𝒓𝓮𝓮𝒘𝓮𝙗𝒏𝙤𝓿𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝙤𝙢

On Wednesday, I received the news from Ai ShuQiao conveyed to me by Dr. Yu.

Ai ShuQiao didn’t care what method I used to get into Happy Science. She was a person who only focused on the results and not the process. She heard from Dr. Yu that not only did I get into Happy Science, but I was also able to become Professor Bai’s assistant, so it made her very happy.

In order to reward me, Ai ShuQiao fulfilled her previous promise and arranged for me to meet with the imprisoned Su Qiao to confirm that she was ‘basically’ safe.