I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 366: The Two Cutest Types of Girls in the World
The two remaining in the back also obediently lined up.
Cheng Zhirang, standing in front of Guan Yu, pondered seriously and then smiled at them.
Guan Yu dramatically covered her heart, "Brother Cheng, beauty tricks won’t work."
"I’m not using beauty tricks; you’re the ones who are."
Guan Yu pretended to fall back, "A master, truly a master."
Mu Qiu picked up two small bottles and stuffed them all into his hands.
"This kind of seamless complimenting is the highest level. Brother Cheng, you’re really good at it."
Cheng Zhirang raised one eyebrow, "Thank you."
Li Yang was dumbfounded, watching Cheng Zhirang settle those three "Zhou Bapi" with just a few words, in complete disbelief.
"That’s it? He just answered them with one sentence?! I was just so sincere; my expression was so genuine, yet I got nothing!"
Mu Qiu flipped the skewers, took a deep breath of the aroma, "The night is too dark for us to see your sincerity; we can only hear it."
"......"
Oh well, since they’re in the same group, Cheng Zhirang getting it is the same as him getting it.
After Cheng Zhirang, it was Shi Yuhuai’s turn. With such a remarkable predecessor, he had high expectations and confidence in himself.
He stepped forward, standing at the barbecue stand with his 1.9-meter height, blocking half the light, and even obscured the camera view.
The staff quietly adjusted the direction of the star lights, and the photographers were ready to shoot from a different angle.
Everyone eagerly awaited what he would say.
He stared at Guan Yu for two seconds before speaking, "A woman’s allure doesn’t solely rely on her beauty but on her charm, including manners, bearing, speech, and knowledge. You are passionate, open-minded, and very attractive."
Guan Yu looked flattered, but before she could respond, he turned to Mu Qiu.
"You are graceful and beautiful, elegant and charming, eloquent and poised, and particularly have a great figure, very captivating."
Mu Qiu just opened her mouth to express her astonishment at his vocabulary, but he swiftly moved on to Ye Mian.
"Marriage hasn’t overshadowed your excellence and beauty. There are two kinds of most adorable girls in the world: one is pretty; the other is intelligent, and you are the smart and pretty kind."
After he finished, he spread his hands forward, "You can give it to me now."
"......"
The three who were just about to be moved instantly became speechless and at a loss for words. Listening to the three sentences together, it was clearly copied from a template.
Shu Ran and Li Yang laughed out loud from the side.
"Brother Huai, if you had waited two more seconds, they would’ve willingly given it to you! You had to expose yourself so quickly!"
Guan Yu, flaring her nostrils, said, "And to think I was about to praise you for being so articulate!"
Mu Qiu, "I bet he just saw Li Yang’s phone and memorized it stealthily."
Given his height, he could peek down easily, having observed for so long, certainly memorized it on the sly.
Shi Yuhuai didn’t mind being exposed, extending his hand forward again, "Heroes don’t care about origins; good words don’t care about sources. I’ve met the criteria, so you have to give it to me."
Though that’s where he stopped, Mu Qiu was quite sure he had the second half of the sentence in mind—if you don’t give it to me, I’ll just snatch it; it’s your choice.
Supposedly, Guan Yu felt it too, so after hesitating, she begrudgingly handed him a bottle.
Afraid he’d think it was just one bottle, she quickly explained, "Brother Cheng has already taken enough seasoning; this is extra for you guys, don’t push it, Brother Huai!"
Shi Yuhuai swallowed the words he wanted to say, weighed the small bottle, and decided to spare the barbecue stand.
Having acquired what they wanted, the members of the two groups happily ran back to their barbecue stands, not wanting to waste more words with Mu Qiu’s group.
If they’re any later, even a small spark could burn the veggies to a crisp.
As they merrily sprinkled seasoning and grilled the skewers, Mu Qiu heaved a long sigh of relief.
Then, from underneath the grill, which the three of them had covered with their bodies, she carefully took out the lamb skewers, chicken wings, abalone, and Palm Treasure.
The three of them exchanged a knowing glance, wearing an expression that said, "We lost some money, but at least we saved the essentials."
Ye Mian, "Wasn’t that tactic effective?"
Mu Qiu pretended to wipe her sweat, "It was close; I felt like Brother Huai had already seen it and was about to pounce."
Guan Yu, "It’s nothing, quickly, let’s turn the skewers and grill the lamb first."
"To enjoy a barbecue meal in peace, we’ve been on edge for half an hour."
The trio, while quietly complaining, busily brushed oil on the lamb skewers, glancing at the other two groups occasionally.
Mu Qiu tugged at Guan Yu and whispered, "Stop looking so much; you’re making it seem like the stuff is stolen, which will only attract their attention!"
"Oh, oh, alright! Quick, sprinkle some barbecue powder on this pork belly! Is the green pepper almost done?"
Mu Qiu, inhaling the aroma, clumsily flipped the skewers and sprinkled seasoning, swallowing frequently.
"Almost done, don’t rush, don’t rush."
[Damn, clearly can’t smell it, but it just seems so fragrant]
[You girls ordering barbecue, you’re simply farsighted]
[Hahahaha, what Li Yang searched for, I found too! So cliché?!]
[You are my heart, you are my eyes, you live right at the tip of my heart]
[Did Fu Ran do this while pursuing his wife too? One line reveals the truth]
[Who would’ve thought, Shi Yuhuai memorized all these ways to describe girls just to get some seasoning, hahaha]
[For the sake of life, Brother Huai doesn’t have it easy either]
[My goodness, their real motive was to protect the skewers! The plot was so deep I didn’t even realize]
[Turns out it was Ye Mian’s idea, hahaha]
[Fu Ran is always showing off his post-marital relationship whenever he can / jellously helpless shrug]
[For some seasoning, Shu Ran didn’t hold back, never said such straightforward words before]
[Didn’t they all say they came to snatch it at first... why did they end up as well-spoken good people?]
[Brother Huai is really heartless, hahaha]
[Guan Yu’s smile hadn’t even solidified when Brother Huai’s words choked it back]
[Mu Qiu: it’s the feeling of a myocardial infarction]
[Brother Cheng, be honest, did you use to say these things to girls in school? Your retorts are so quick and good]
[Poor our Li Yang, stammering trying to say something nice, still got rejected]
[Li Yang, didn’t you cooperate with a female dance partner before? Raise your game, don’t you know how to compliment girls?! / mind-blown in admiration.jpg]
[Brother Huai: I’m busy, don’t interrupt, let me finish in one go]
[Brother Huai’s performance was so quick I thought his words would burn his mouth / dog head]
[Fu Ran, that son of a... you’re really good!]
[Tang Zi spoke the most normal and formal, but somewhere along the way, hearing such formal words makes me uncomfortable]
[Feeling so awkward that even my pores want to disappear]
[Hahahahaha, I just burst out laughing when they squeezed together to recite compliments!]
[Watching Mu Qiu’s group eat barbecue looks enticingly tasty, even after dinner, I’m about to drool]
[Please watch the live broadcast of three factions eating barbecue, from left to right, they are the good eating and drinking faction, the okay vegetables faction, and the real men eat more meat faction]
