I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 350: Damn, That’s the Finishing Touch

Chapter 350: Chapter 350: Damn, That’s the Finishing Touch

Having paid a protection fee and found a very impressive boss as a bodyguard, Guan Yu now walks with her head held high, completely ignoring Li Yang, who is eying them menacingly while munching on sunflower seeds.

Shu Ran, walking behind, is still whispering with Mu Qiu, asking if they should invite Tang Zi in.

They obviously have to let off some steam, but this is a show after all, and sticking together without paying any attention to her might give a bad impression on the program.

There’s a chance that some people are already trying to blacken their names by buying negative press.

Mu Qiu has no problem with this at all. She won’t start any trouble, and if Tang Zi causes any, she is not the kind who tolerates it silently, so she doesn’t mind.

The real clash would be between Shu Ran and Tang Zi, so the worry is whether Shu Ran can refrain from fighting Tang Zi.

Speak of the devil, while the two are still discussing whether to invite Tang Zi, a scream from over there abruptly interrupts. 𝘧𝓇ℯ𝑒𝓌𝑒𝑏𝓃𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭.𝒸ℴ𝓂

The scream is so piercing that Shu Ran actually finds it quite satisfying to hear.

Guan Yu rubs the goosebumps on her arm, "Oh my, that really gave me goosebumps."

"That’s nothing, look over there at Li Yang—he finally managed to spit out the sunflower seed shells, and half of them fell onto the beach. Now he has to painstakingly dig them back out," someone comments.

Guan Yu looks over with interest.

Sure enough, Li Yang is kneeling on the ground, wailing as he digs for the sunflower seed shells.

"Hahahahahahaha caught Li Yang littering and ruining the beauty of the beach!"

Li Yang shouts in protest, "I didn’t mean to!"

"Whether you meant it or not, hurry up and dig them out! Make sure there’s not a single shell left in that sand before you’re allowed to leave!"

"Are you a sanitation inspector or something?!"

"Not at all! Merely a humble protector of earthly beauty!"

"...You’re insane!"

Li Yang angrily continues digging out the shells, and as he gets a small piece out, he hears a burst of boisterous, sharp laughter.

This is going too far, still laughing!

He looks up abruptly, ready to retort a few words: "Sister Guan Yu, you’re still laughing... puff! Hahahahahaha!"

Before he can finish, he himself collapses backward in laughter.

"What on earth is that?! Hahahahahaha oh my god!"

About ten meters away, Tang Zi is crouching on the ground, clutching her head, as a bizarre-looking figure behind her laughs sinisterly and stretches out its inflatable arms to slap her.

What’s key is that this bizarre, colorful, disproportionate humanoid figure is using a picture of Guan Yu’s face, captured at a strange angle with an exaggeratedly sleazy expression, and its laugh closely mimics Guan Yu’s own, which sounds like a goose cackling.

... It’s just bizarre, hahahahaha!

"Puff, hahahahaha!"

"Hahahahaha what on earth is this?!"

"This thing is terrifying, hahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahahahaha! This place is full of surprises!"

"Sister Guan Yu! Don’t bow your head! The crown will fall off!"

"Hahahahaha I can’t help but laugh when I hear this laugh!"

"What a sleazy face! Oh my god! I’m going to have nightmares tonight!"

"Tang Zi, don’t just sit there, come over here!"

"Hahahaha Tang Zi, your hair is full of static from its rubbing!"

With the distant tourists and fans joining in, the entire beach is engulfed in laughter.

Mu Qiu squats down, clutching her face and laughing to the point of tears.

Only Guan Yu remains expressionless, struggling to suppress her urge to laugh, and looks around at the crowd collapsed in laughter, her words squeezed out one by one through gritted teeth.

"What is, this thing?!"

The first sentence comes out, followed by a rapid-fire barrage of questions.

"Why does this weird thing use my expression?!"

"Why is it using my laugh?! When did you record this?!"

"Is this the kind of inhumane abuse a roaming NPC has to endure?!"

"Is it moving too?! Why is it charging at us?!"

The director is too busy laughing to respond to her questions.

The thing, with mismatched limbs and a head, long arms and legs, even has roller skates on its feet, and as Tang Zi runs clutching her head while screaming, it skates around with a creepy laugh, chasing her.

As it chases, it wobbles, and its inflatable tube-like "arms" flail wildly in all directions, repeatedly slapping Tang Zi.

It probably doesn’t hurt much, but it certainly looks quite comical.

The scene is truly a bit cringe-worthy; Guan Yu attempts several deep breaths to suppress the feeling of absurdity and eye-rolling, but to no avail.

Mu Qiu laughs so hard she breaks a sweat, and gets a fierce poke from Guan Yu.

"Is it funny?! It’s me today, next time this will be your outcome! Don’t forget you laugh just as unrestrainedly!"

"Hahahahahahahaha I don’t care, I just want to laugh, hahahahahahahaha!"

It doesn’t stop there—over at the side, Shu Ran is laughing with no decorum or restraint whatsoever, not to mention Li Yang, who’s rolling on the sand in laughter.

Guan Yu takes a deep breath and gathers her composure:

"... Shut up, shut up, shut up! No laughing!!! No laughing no laughing!"

While ordering everyone to stop laughing, she ends up laughing herself as she yells.

Guan Yu: Damn, I can’t help it either.

[What kind of monster is this?]

[This thing reminds me of a horror movie I watched, like a killer scarecrow]

[This laughter is terrifyingly powerful]

[Hell, hahahahahahaha Guan Yu’s face is the icing on the cake!]

[Let me think, which episode is that expression from?! It feels so familiar!]

[Poor Tang Zi, her hair is all frizzy from static]

[Just like what happened to Li Yang in the last episode, hahahahahahahaha, it’s so damn funny!!!]

[I sprayed water on my computer again... / Kneeling and crying with laughter.jpg]

[This is too brilliant, what is this thing, the camera comes in for a close-up and I got scared]

[Even with Li Yang’s reaction as a warning, I really didn’t expect...]

[The director meticulously arranged several fun games, and Tang Zi just so happened to trigger one / Dogface]

[I feel like that thing appearing was enough to scare the soul out of Tang Zi, squatting there screaming without running]

[Li Yang, can you finish digging out the sunflower seed shells before you lie down to laugh? You’ve scrunched up all the shells you painstakingly spit out]

[I heard others laughing too; some girls’ laughter is especially sharp, I hope they’re not fans of mine / I just knew you were that kind of dog person.jpg]

[Hahahahaha I laughed so hard that the people in the next building heard it]

[Be careful of your neighbor Xiao Hua complaining about you, forcing you to leave the country / Dogface]

[So this is what the director meant by making full use of resources, using everyone’s raw material, hahahahahahahahahahaha]

[This thing is so wonderfully weird, you could put it at the entrance of a store to act as a haunted house greeter]

[Such a magical thing, I can’t even describe it with normal adjectives / I was wide-eyed and just said "wow.jpg"]