I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 340: Big Brother Is So Handsome and Strong—I’m All In!
The plot of Cheng Zhirang battling three innocent female guests has rekindled the excitement among the audience who were starting to feel a bit weary.
[Oh my god, Brother Cheng’s muscles... I’m gasping so hard I’m getting dizzy from the oxygen overload.jpg]
[Whoa, such a sparks-flying passionate development!]
[I guessed it when Brother Cheng went to open the cardboard box, this part is definitely going to be amazing!]
[Brother Mei Yan is holding two water-filled plastic bags in his hands, and there’s one filled with lead on his leg]
[It seems like this is the first time Brother Cheng is running so fast... he didn’t even run like this in the second episode, those long legs really look great when they’re in motion!]
[Guan Yu got dragged out one meter straight away, holy moly]
[Hahahahahahaha! Don’t you think Mu Qiu’s deflation just now really looked like a balloon deflating?]
[Back when my brother played games with me in my bedroom, he would hug me around the waist like this / shyly reminiscing.jpg]
[To the one above, didn’t your brother’s hand choke you to death, otherwise why are you always dreaming even during the day?]
[cao cao cao cao cao! Nosebleed is happening! Brother’s arm is too strong, able to hang two people! Brother, hang me!]
[Brother punches you so hard you get a nosebleed]
[Mu Qiu is reminiscing about the third episode, being scooped up by brother all at once]
[Wuwuwuwuwuwu, today is another day of envying Mu Qiu]
[Three dried human jerky, hahahahahahaha / laugh out loud like a goose]
[In the afternoon, Master Cheng comes to inspect the three dried human jerky left baking on the beach at noon / dog head]
[The feeling of strength is absolutely awesome, my saliva is flowing like a river]
[Gentle yet muscular, overflowing with power, I feel like I’m gonna lose it]
[Guan Yu: Brother Cheng, your greeting came at a not-so-good time]
[Aaaaaaaaahhh Brother Cheng!]
[Brother is so handsome and powerful!!!]
[The three of them look like they’re soulless, I just saw Guan Yu pretending to spit foam and roll her eyes]
[Boss! Come here quick! Someone is bullying your dear senior sister!]
[Hahahahaha I’m dying of laughter! Brother Cheng took people back and nicely placed them next to Guan Yu and the others! Making sure the three of them felt utterly and neatly devastated hahahahahaha]
[I’m touching my hot dog, pretending it’s the arm of a muscle-bound hunk]
[So strong, Brother Cheng is gentle yet full of power, who says being gentle can’t make you the strongest male lead?]
[So mesmerized I don’t even want to eat my meal]
[Ascending? Let’s go together, sisters]
[Master Cheng begins to reap his spoils]
[Although I love brother dearly, I must say, the best way to deal with Brother Cheng is to hide the stickers in your clothes, he’ll stop immediately]
[One sticker at a time, they’re going to be the end of Guan Yu and the others hahahahaha]
[...]
Cheng Zhirang is picking the food stickers from Mu Qiu’s hand one by one.
One by one, as if leisurely enjoying himself, watching as the stickers were slowly snatched back from her hand and then placed back on his own arms, clothes, and ice sleeves.
Mu Qiu gradually felt "lifeless" during this sticker picking.
"Just take them, Brother Cheng, take them all. Don’t worry about our survival. Tonight we’ll just squat in the corner wiping our tears as we watch you eat."
Guan Yu: "Biting tissues to stop myself from crying too loudly."
Ye Mian: "Then rummaging through the leftovers you guys didn’t finish, just slightly filling up the belly."
Mu Qiu: "...Well, I guess it won’t be that tragic. But Brother Cheng, can you really bear to snatch food from three young ladies?"
Cheng Zhirang had just placed all the snatched food stickers back on himself, then pulled a Palm Treasure from Mu Qiu’s arm, saying:
"Actually, I just came for the grilled chicken wings or the Palm Treasure."
"......"
Guan Yu incredulously asked again, "You even care about the quality of the stuff you snatch?"
Mu Qiu smoothly flipped up and stood: "Brother Cheng, I really appreciate your quality over quantity when snatching food. I’ll give you a Palm Treasure, can we leave now?"
Cheng Zhirang nodded: "You can."
"Really?" Guan Yu and Ye Mian also got up, still a bit incredulous, "Can we really leave now? Did you fight so hard just for a skewer of Palm Treasure???"
Cheng Zhirang: "Actually, I could snatch other stuff as well."
"...No need, no need! We just appreciate people who chase quality, Brother Cheng, you have the most unique taste!"
"Brother Cheng, don’t move! We’ll leave first, goodbye!"
The three of them warily watched his movements as they retreated, until they retreated to a safer distance, then bolted away.
Cheng Zhirang just stood there watching them run, the photographers behind the greenery also took off after them, unable to suppress a laugh.
Getting a skewer of Palm Treasure, not bad at all.
On the other side.
After sprinting to a crowded place, Mu Qiu and the others finally stopped.
They looked back and didn’t see Cheng Zhirang chasing, letting out a big sigh of relief, supporting their knees, calming their breath.
Guan Yu plopped down, panting: "Gave away a skewer of Palm Treasure, sent off a ’plague god’, kept the rest of the food stickers, all in all pretty cost-effective."
Mu Qiu: "...But our plan was to snatch from him!"
"Couldn’t snatch, I even wagered my entire weight and still couldn’t stop him," Guan Yu smacked her lips: "But in this process, I felt a long-lost confidence."
Ye Mian puzzled: "What confidence?"
"I’m sure I lost weight, otherwise why would Brother Cheng drag me so easily."
"......"
Mu Qiu speechless.
She squatted down and looked around, noticing on her left was the ever-ready-to-change-his-mind, chasing Cheng Zhirang, and to her right, the lively "main battlefield" where people like Shi Yuhuai might rush over at any moment.
"We were supposed to snatch from others, and now we’ve been snatched. This is too pathetic. Plus, now anyone could rush out at any moment to snatch from us, we must actively strike first and definitely snatch back from others."
Cheng Zhirang and his group might be too tough, but surely not everyone is like that? Snatching from the west house to fill the deficiencies of the east house is the best remedy.
Guan Yu squinted and asked, "Who to snatch from?"
Mu Qiu: "Let’s analyze one by one. Can’t handle Brother Cheng, forget about Brother Huai, we’d be kicked away before we even jumped him."
Guan Yu agreed deeply: "By then he’d lift us by the collar, and regardless of our pleading, rip all the stickers off. Plus, he’s so tall, if he sticks them on his shoulders, we’d have to jump to snatch them back."
Ye Mian: "Just the thought of it feels so terribly suffocating."
"So," Mu Qiu made a V gesture, "our best options are two people. One is Li Yang, who is competitive and feels awkward being harsh to girls. The other is Fu Ran, because we have bait here."
Saying that both Mu Qiu and Guan Yu looked straight at Ye Mian.
Ye Mian: "How to bait, can this be broadcast?"
"......It’s bait, the kind that walks around, not seduction!"
Ye Mian awkwardly: "Okay. But I’m not sure how effective this will be. After all, he might guess."
"No worries, I think he would willingly take the bait."
