I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 311: The Little Rascal Song

Shu Ran was dressed in a macho muscle suit, with "abs" and colorful plastic tassels peeking out underneath.

This mix is both rough and refined, a perfect match.

Guan Yu teased, "Shu Ran! Show us! Turn around and show off those muscles!"

Shu Ran: ".... Shut up! What is this stuff?! I want out of this recording!!!"

Of course, quitting wasn’t possible, so even though she was so mad she might’ve needed an oxygen tank, she still stuck through the whole thing to the tune of "Burning My Calories".

Then Shi Yuhuai came out in a coat full of toys.

The coat was really long, but still only reached Shi Yuhuai’s knees.

Once he put on the coat, his expression changed instantly, turning a person on a seaside vacation into the CEO of an aristocratic family on the streets of Paris.

Then as he took the first step out, the music instantly turned into the Little Bad Boy’s song.

"... You used to be an SB, but dressed so cool, driving a brick Lincoln, even wearing Armani, your flaw is you’re all about love, but when you say the wrong thing, SHE FAIRS~~ SHE is an SB SB SB SB, you’re a rubber, SB SB SB..."

Returning Shu Ran was in the mood to laugh at Shi Yuhuai now.

"The music switch was really too perfect."

Guan Yu leaned over to ask Mu Qiu, "Isn’t this song dissing Brother Huai?"

Mu Qiu: "If you’re determined to think so, I won’t stop you."

Guan Yu: "I bet it is. Brother Huai’s face has changed."

Mu Qiu: "?? Where did you see Brother Huai’s face change? He’s always expressionless, even the curve of his lips hasn’t shifted."

Guan Yu: "The look in his eyes. You don’t get it, straight guys express their thoughts through their eyes, like now, Brother Huai’s eyes are telling me he really wants to come over and beat me up."

Mu Qiu: "I can see that."

Even though the music was awful and the people watching the show weren’t great, Shi Yuhuai still relied on his professional skill to walk up to Guan Yu and the others.

After pausing for a moment, he turned around to head back.

Normally, when doing catwalks, they don’t really have expressions on their faces.

But he just couldn’t help it earlier, as he looked down at the three tile pieces snacking on sunflower seeds before him, and involuntarily rolled his eyes in pure disdain.

Guan Yu: "Hey, hey, hey, Brother Huai what’s up? Tile pieces have dignity too, okay?! What’s with the eye roll?!"

Mu Qiu: "Let me translate that for you— you three tiles, are blocking my view."

Guan Yu tossed away the sunflower seed shells, "Isn’t my chicken tile outfit gorgeous? How is it blocking the view? Normal people would feel joy from the bottom of their heart seeing me!"

Ye Mian didn’t understand: "Why?"

Guan Yu: "Because it means you can win!"

"......"

Shi Yuhuai, on his way back, unsurprisingly, was also ambushed by the loonies who rushed out. They forced a bib on him, hung a fashionable chain bottle bag on his shoulder.

Someone even clipped a strawberry hairpin in his hair without knowing.

Paired with his serious expression, it was cute in a way that couldn’t be matched by anything else.

[Huai!]

[No matter how tall or straight a man is, I could still be his mom!]

[Comparatively, I actually prefer Shu Ran’s sense of fashion hahahaha am I done for]

[Shu Ran: The title of macho man in the show, please update it to crown me soon]

[Brother Huai is such a straight man, his mom might be okay, but if you were his girlfriend, you’d be fuming to death]

[The key is, you can’t even be his girlfriend]

[I saw Brother Cheng secretly puffing his cheeks! Did he laugh until his face hurt too~]

[Mu Qiu and them should just open a chat live room, the viewership should be quite high]

[Duck neck bouncing up and down laughing hahaha.jpg]

[I knew this fashion show wasn’t simple!]

[This music is truly magical]

[I’m strangely lucky to hear the classic music that plays daily under my building]

[The program group must have picked the hottest songs of the day, no song has more replay value than these few]

[Huai!! Mama can!]

[I’m seriously suspecting the program group knows exactly each guest’s most appealing points, the director must be lurking in fan groups with a small account every day]

[Li Yang’s outfit is so marbled pork belly... I can’t even close my eyes and say I’m in love with a handsome idol]

[These three tile pieces are really funny/covers face laughing hysterically.jpg]

[For the company’s outdoor annual party, do this game, everyone wears mahjong costumes to play, whoever wins gets a grand prize]

[I have another little one, Mama loves both the brother and the little brother]

[I love the macho man, shall we ally with the folks next door?]

[Laughing is unbearable, I got up to count, so far only Fu Ran got 5g of chili powder]

[Hahahahaha playing till the night, then a group staring as Fu Ran eats grilled chili powder! Hahahaha I’m dying from laughter!]

[This show should be done by Guan Yu and the others! It would definitely be even more exciting]

[Without realizing, I’ve already sung along to three songs]

[The marbled pork belly contestant is here]

[From the finish, this is a rare piece of pork belly, perfect for making Dongpo Pork]

[Staring at this piece of pork belly, my eyes have gone blurry]

[Help, I’m actually falling in love with this piece of pork belly]

[Yangyang really needs a singing and dancing stage to salvage his image]

[Brother Cheng quickly come out and pick, why are you watching Guan Yu and laughing]

[The boss’s eyes are practically glued to his senior sister]

[After all, it’s "The Green Years of Online Love," the protagonists of "Overbearing Junior Brother Falls in Love with Me," have to be clingier than normal]

[Can we write "My Roommate is Dashun" first? This book can already reduce some romance fluff]

[The sister in front of me, you are wrong. If the blogger really intends to hurt our eyes, even if it’s "My Roommate is Dashun," ninety-eight percent of the scenes would still be for her sweet junior brother]

[Hurry and get pregnant, let the boss come out and draw prizes]

[Everyone here should hurry and get pregnant, I want to see them recording programs together many years later]

[Can we skip other steps and have a little one directly? Brother Cheng’s little one would definitely be the best looking!]

[Then Brother Huai’s little one’s leg would definitely be the longest!]

[The blogger and boss’s little one would be good-looking too!]

[...well, Yangyang himself is still a little one, should we participate]

[Listen, this song is the best now]

[The program group is awesome, the marbled pork belly made its entrance and the music turned into the voice of a tongue recital... now I’ve suddenly gotten a craving for pork belly]

[Li Yang’s chilling tremor.jpg]

[Guan Yu laughed so much she swayed and successfully sent herself off the bench]

[What’s with suddenly starting a competition between the male guests’ little ones?]

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The Little Bad Boy’s song was originally a German children’s song. The original meaning was about a little crocodile called Yaoyao, with lyrics translated phonetically into Chinese, like those childish taunts/smirks.

This song was my ringtone for quite a while, if you’re interested, you can search it and have a listen, it’s quite cute.