I Play Dungeons in the Police Station-Chapter 219 - 156: Kid, Do You Have a Death Wish?

Sun Zhidong’s partner was Hu Zhao. They had previously been surveying on the hill. After discovering their target heading down the mountain, they both drove after them.

Upon receiving Li Xiang’s orders, Sun asked Hu Zhao nervously, "Brother Hu, Li Xiang wants us to crash their car and stall them for a bit. Do you think we’ll get beaten up by them?"

"Hard to say, these guys look like they’re not to be messed with."

"Then what do we do? My handsome face might not come out unscathed. Li Xiang is doing this on purpose. If I get disfigured, he’ll become the most handsome cop in the special task force."

"..." Hu Zhao was a little speechless, realizing Sun was worried about whether he was the most handsome guy in the team.

"But getting beaten up isn’t so bad, the last time I went on a mission in Jinling City with him, I also got a beating. Not only did the department cover all my hospital bills, but they also turned my police internship into a full position and gave me a second-class merit award. It’s a tough decision!"

Sun Zhidong was conflicted about whether to be the most handsome detective or to get beaten up.

"You stay in the car later, I’ll get out. I don’t care about gaining any accolades; I just feel the urge to have my bones rattled a bit."

Hu Zhao, hearing Sun Zhidong’s humblebrag, was also somewhat envious.

Having been in the Third Squad for five years and earning only a third-class merit, Hu was surprised at this inconspicuous young trainee who seemed to have an impressive background, having transitioned to full officer and earned a second-class merit, apparently from being injured by criminals.

Hu started reflecting on whether he had been too aggressive in arresting suspects, not giving them enough room to fight back, which might have made it look easy and thus earned no merits.

"Damn, are you a masochist or something?"

Hearing Hu Zhao’s words, Sun Zhidong widened his eyes, looking at Hu Zhao incredulously: Was there anyone more shameless than him?

"Drive properly. How are you speaking to your senior? The target’s location is right ahead, accelerate and crash into them!"

Seeing the familiar junction Li Xiang mentioned, Sun Zhidong promptly floored the gas pedal, speeding up the chase.

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Bang~

The white SUV jerked, and as the driver hit the brakes, everyone inside lurched forward due to inertia, hitting their heads.

Especially Aunt Hua, whose thick makeup was imprinted directly onto the back of the front seat.

Seeing the big pancake-like face print on the headrest, Aunt Hua was furious, "Da Zhuang, how are you driving?"

"Aunt Hua, I’m sorry, we got rear-ended. I’ll go and have a look."

Da Zhuang got out and walked to the back of the car, immediately shouting at Sun Zhidong who had just stepped out, "Hey punk, how do you drive?"

"Sorry, buddy. He just got his license, and I was taking him for practice. I told him to mind the distance, but he hit the gas instead of the brake. It’s entirely our fault. I’ll call the insurance company right away."

"What happened?"

The two cars in front, noticing the incident behind, also stopped. Sister Xia got out and walked over to Aunt Hua to check, "Aunt Hua, are you alright?"

"I’m okay, but my makeup’s ruined. Figure out what happened quickly and handle it before the police arrive."

"Understood."

Sister Xia went to the back of the car, seeing Da Zhuang still arguing with the two who caused the rear-end, then she approached, "We’re in a hurry. Let’s settle this privately. Here’s 500 RMB, let’s just end it."

"My car is fully insured, why settle privately? I’ll just call, and the insurance company will be here soon."

Hu Zhao continued to delay, glancing at his phone. The SWAT team would arrive in five minutes.

"Kid, don’t you understand florist language? Sister Xia suggested a private settlement to give you a chance."

"What do you mean? We’re not refusing to pay, what do you want? A scam?"

Da Zhuang laughed out of anger. He’d been rear-ended and yet accused of a scam, his temper flared. He grabbed Hu Zhao’s collar, "A scam? You guys are the scammers. Pay up, quickly."

Da Zhuang was significantly larger than Hu Zhao, gripping his collar like a chicken.

Seeing the perfect timing, Hu Zhao punched Da Zhuang in the face, "You’re gonna hit? So what, bring it on!"

Seeing Hu Zhao take the first shot, Sun Zhidong couldn’t hold back either, giving Da Zhuang a hard kick.

"Damn, you got guts. Da Niu, call the guys down here, let’s teach these two blind punks a lesson."

Soon four more sturdy men got out from the other cars, charging towards Hu Zhao and Sun Zhidong.

Handling one Da Zhuang was already tough. Seeing these four additional hulking men, Sun thought to himself: I’m done for.

Seeing things go south, Hu Zhao quickly pleaded, "Big brother, it’s a misunderstanding, just a misunderstanding."

Da Zhuang’s morale soared as he saw his brothers getting out, "You hit me first, misunderstanding my ass! Beat them up, guys!"

"Hold on a minute."

Just as Hu Zhao and Sun Zhidong thought they were doomed and hoped the SWAT team would hurry up, Sister Xia halted everyone.

"Sister Xia, what’s up?"

"Don’t waste time with them. We’ve got business to attend to."

"But, our car..." Da Zhuang began to explain, since their car was rear-ended, the other party was at fault, they had to pay.

"No buts, everyone back in the car."

Sister Xia glanced at Sun Zhidong’s license plate, sensing something off. The plate was from Jinghai; practicing driving all the way to Yunnan Province?

Seeing they weren’t falling for it, Sun Zhidong started to worry as Li Xiang’s task was to stall them. If he failed and the operation went south, wouldn’t he be letting the team down?