I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!-Chapter 26
Chapter 26
At this moment, in the headquarters of the platform, Wang Shengqiang’s office.
He and his secretary, Xiaowen, had been working overtime until now.
After all, there was a big bed in the office. It was not bad to rest for a while.
At this moment, the screen in front of them was playing Brother Noodles’s live stream!
The reason they were mainly paying attention to Brother Noodles was that he was the next streamer Li Yidao followed.
However, he never thought that…
Brother Noodles became popular!
With the help of Li Yidao’s prophecy, he became instantly famous!
And now, his bold actions had actually made him even more popular!
Even Wang Shengqiang was lost in thought.
He thought, “Could this be an opportunity? This kind of thing could become famous?”
He pondered for a moment and finally picked up the phone.
“Promote that Brother Noodles’s live stream room and guide it in many ways. Try to attract more viewers. At the same time, put it on the front page.”
After hanging up the phone, his expression was a little solemn.
He looked at Xiaowen and asked uncertainly, “He seemed to be doing well now. There won’t be any more accidents, right?”
“I… I don’t know either.” Xiaowen shook her head with a bitter smile.
Who knew if there would be an accident?
Brother Dao’s prophecy was just too bizarre!
He hoped that nothing would happen to Brother Noodles today. At least not today.
With his current popularity and some publicity from the platform, at least Brother Long’s incident could be suppressed.
If something really happened to Brother Noodles, hehe…
No matter who came, he wouldn’t be able to suppress it!
“What about Brother Dao’s account?” Xiaowen suddenly turned to look at Wang Shengqiang.
He was stunned for a moment and then fell into deep thought.
After a few minutes, he finally took a deep breath.
“Ban it! Have the backend team handle it.”
Xiaowen was stunned, then she hesitated and said, “Then if the other party…”
However, before Xiaowen could finish, he waved his hand.
“Go and arrange it. This matter is settled. Not only this account but if he wants to register a similar account, it will also be blocked.”
“And the accounts related to his name have also been banned!”
“In short, as long as it involves him or takes advantage of his popularity, block it!”
The chairman had already given the order, so what could he do? He could only do as he was told!
Since he was going to ban it, he might as well ban thoroughly!
…
At this moment, in Brother Noodles’s live stream room, he had already eaten two bowls of noodles with great difficulty!
He ate Soy Sauce General and Honey Bomb.
At least he could manage to swallow those two.
For the Mustard Dynasty and the Extremely Fiery, he really didn’t dare to try!
Just by sitting there, he could smell the pungent smell!
However, the viewers in the live stream room were not happy about it!
Now, the most popular one was the Mustard Dynasty. Everyone wanted him to try.
“Mustard Dynasty! Brother Noodles, if you can eat it, I’ll immediately gift you a supercar!”
“I’ll support you with five more rockets!”
“F*ck! I’ll give you a Level 1 bodyguard!”
“Ten yachts have been gifted. Brother Noodles, do as you see fit!”
“F*ck! There were so many big shots today! Ten yachts? How much money was that?!”
“Mustard Dynasty! Everyone shout with me!”
“Yes! Mustard Dynasty! We want to see Brother Noodles eat mustard!”
“Good heavens, are you all really going to send Brother Noodles away? Are you all Brother Dao’s fans?”
“Haha, I think so. Seeing that Brother Noodles is fine, you guys are trying to create problems for Brother Dao.”
“Is this what they call creating a business?”
“Speaking of which, it seems that Brother Noodles is really fine today. Is Brother Dao’s prophecy going to fail?”
“Very likely! Maybe Brother Dao was really just lucky like a blind cat that met a dead mouse.”
At this time, Brother Noodles was very happy when he saw the comments. He knew that he would definitely not be able to escape from the mustard noodles.
However, the reason why he had dragged it out was very simple. He wanted to obtain the greatest benefits.
Seeing that the time was about right and everyone who wanted to tip had tipped, he decided to start.
As for the sporadic people who were still discussing Brother Dao, he did not care.
He thought, “Will he die? Hehe, what a joke!”
“Haha, it seems like everyone really loves the Mustard Dynasty. Alright! I’ll give it a try for you all!”
As he spoke, Brother Noodles picked up the plate, picked up a mouthful of noodles, and put it in his mouth.
F*ck!
D*mn!
Brother Noodles’s heart was on the verge of collapse!
He said inwardly, “Was this a taste that a normal person could come up with?”
However, he still endured it and swallowed it.
With a reluctant smile, he said, “My dear fans, this taste is indeed very special, but it’s a blessing for those who like mustard!”
“I strongly recommend all the mustard lovers to give it a try!”
…
But no matter how good his words were, the eyes of the fans in the live stream room were bright!
“Haha, I’m dying of laughter. Look at Brother Noodles’s expression. And he strongly recommends it.”
“He has no choice. Who asked Brother Noodles to take the money?”
“Speaking of which, I also tried the mustard last time. I really admire Brother Noodles for swallowing it!”
“Haha, just looking at Brother Noodles’s expression makes me laugh. Doesn’t he know that his smile looks twisted?”
“Brother Noodles’s meme [JPG]. Everyone come and enjoy!”
…
“Hmm? F*ck! F*ck! Brother Dao is gone!”
The comments in the live stream room were originally very regular.
But suddenly, a different voice joined in.
Then, the atmosphere suddenly changed!
“What is gone? Why is Brother Dao gone? Isn’t it always Brother Dao who kills others?”
“D*mn, there’s really nothing left! I went to find Brother Dao just now, but his account is gone!”
“What? Brother Dao’s account has been blocked?”
“Yes! These accounts that shamelessly ride on others’ popularity deserve to be banned!”
“Why? Brother Dao was banned without saying anything? The platform was getting more and more outrageous!”
“My account is also gone. My original account name was Brother Dao’s Level 1 Lackey, but it was also banned by the platform just now.” At this moment, a level 1 alt account appeared.
“Mine too. My account name is Brother Dao, Don’t Kill Me.”
“What the f*ck? Was everything related to Brother Dao banned? Tsk… Awesome! The platform is pulling off some sneaky moves!”
“Hehe, I wonder if the guy who banned Brother Dao’s account is panicking. Isn’t he afraid that Brother Dao will create a new account and kill him?”
“Alright, stop bragging. Brother Dao even said that he wanted to kill Brother Noodles. Look, Brother Noodles is alive and well now.”
“Hehe, that’s hard to say. Just wait and see. Brother Dao will come back! The platform won’t dare to really ban him! I said it!”
“Why wouldn’t they ban Brother Dao? Din’t they already ban him?”
“Hehe… Just wait and see…”
…
At this moment, in Brother Yidao Funeral Shop.
Li Yidao’s phone was already blacked out.
It was banned!
He thought, “F*ck!”
At this moment, he was dumbfounded!
He said inwardly, “What did I do that they’re banning me?”
He was not the only one who was dumbfounded. Li Yinuo and the two police officers were also dumbfounded.
Especially Li Yinuo. She frowned. “If the account is blocked, will we not be able to earn money?”
The little girl’s thoughts were still very simple.
The main thing she cared about was money.
Li Yidao did not answer her. Instead, he chose to appeal.
However, it was rejected in less than a second. [Your account has been permanently banned due to illegal operations. The appeal for account unblocking has been denied.]
He thought, “F*ck! What rules did he violate? Was it considered a violation to see yoga ladies?”
He angrily called the platform to complain.
“Hello? I want to complain. Why was my account banned for no reason? You said that I violated the rules. What did I do that violated the rules?”
“Uh, hello, sir. Please don’t be anxious. Please provide your account ID and I’ll help you verify it.”
“Brother Yidao Funeral Shop.” Li Yidao reported his ID angrily.
“Okay, sir, let me confirm with you that your ID is Brother Yidao Funeral Shop, right? I’ll check it for you. Please wait a moment.”
However, less than five seconds later, “Beep, beep, beep…”
“Hmm?” Li Yidao looked at the hung-up phone with a dumbfounded expression.
He frowned and called again.
“Beep, beep, beep…”
The line was busy!
Li Yidao was speechless.
He dialed again!
The line was still busy!
He dialed again!
It was the same!
Li Yidao, who refused to give up, took Li Yinuo’s cell phone from her.
Then, he dialed.
Soon, the call connected again.
“Hello? My account is Brother Yidao Funeral Shop. My account has been blocked for no reason. Just now, I…”
“Beep, beep, beep…”
The other party did not say anything this time and directly hung up!
Li Yidao was completely dumbfounded!
He called again.
“Beep, beep, beep.”
Busy tone.
It was obvious.
Li Yinuo’s phone number was also blocked.
He looked up at the three people who were also looking at him in confusion.
After a few seconds.
He shook his phone and asked Li Hui, “Will the police handle this matter?”
However, Li Hui ignored him. He stood up and strategically coughed twice.
“Ahem, it seems that Brother Long’s death was indeed a misunderstanding. We’ll leave first.”
“Remember that when we shoot the promotional video in a couple of days, someone will contact you. You have to cooperate fully.”
“As for your issue. That’s between you and the platform. We can’t interfere in this.”
After saying that, he greeted another police officer and was about to leave.
Li Yidao opened his mouth, but he didn’t know what to say.
Indeed, the police officer wouldn’t deal with his account being suspended, right?
But his account was banned!
Would he be banned if he applied for a new account?
Then would he have to keep a low profile in the future? Can’t promote his own shop?
Would that mean that the great business of making money from live streams would be ruined?!
Li Hui and the other police officer were about to leave.
Li Yidao was also helpless. He wanted them to intervene and communicate with the platform, but he really had no reason to do so!
But!
Sometimes, coincidences were really predestined.
Just as the two stood up and took a few steps out.
Li Yinuo’s surprised voice rang out.
“What’s wrong with this Brother Noodles? Something doesn’t seem right.”
The three of them turned around at the same time.
Their gaze fell on the tablet on the table at the same time.
At this moment, Brother Noodles’s forehead was covered in sweat. His right hand was covering the area below his right rib.
That position…
It should be the liver, right?
In just a few seconds, Brother Noodles slid off the table and fell to the ground!
It could be seen that he had lost consciousness.
Everyone was dumbfounded when they saw this scene!
Just a moment ago, he was eating noodles in big mouthfuls. What happened in the next second?
This… Could it be that he was also killed?
A sense of fear spread wantonly in everyone’s minds.
…
“Ding, ding.”
Just as Li Yidao and the others were dumbfounded…
Two more messages popped up on the tablet on the table.
Li Yinuo’s little hand subconsciously tapped on it.
‘Announcement: Outdoor Fitness Enthusiast ‘Climbing Monkey’ died at 18:45 today due to an accident during his night rock climbing practice.’
‘Announcement: Alcohol Appreciation Streamer ‘Drunk for Today’ died today at 19:25 due to ineffective rescue from alcohol poisoning.’
Li Yinuo had naturally followed these two streamers.
That was why this message was sent to her phone. It must have been released by the platform.
But…
Others might not feel much about it.
After all, these kinds of announcements were not common but not rare either.
As long as something happened to a well-known streamer on the platform, the platform would send out notifications to their fans at the same time.
However, at this moment, the few people in the room all looked at Li Yidao at the same time.
These people had all been killed!
This… It was a little hard to explain!
