I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!-Chapter 21
Chapter 21
Half an hour later.
In Li Yidao’s funeral shop.
He sat in the middle of the sofa while Li Yinuo sat on his left.
A police officer stood behind them, while the other sat on the right side of Li Yidao.
In the middle of them was a tablet playing a video of big eater Brother Long. Next to the tablet was a large durian pizza.
“Is this one of the two people you predicted to have a saber???”
Li Yidao nodded awkwardly.
He was almost scared to death just now!
After he finished talking about the disturbance, he got up and went to the door. He saw that the two police officers were actually going to attack the siblings!
This wasn’t the attitude for handling disturbing the people!
At that time, Li Yidao was stunned!
He thought inwardly, “Could it be that it was illegal to cook, cut vegetables, and chop meat now?”
“There would actually be such an extensive lineup?”
For a moment, he really did not know what was going on!
However, just as both sides fell into awkwardness, or rather, the atmosphere fell into silence.
Li Yinuo, who was looking down at her phone, suddenly said, “That big eater has started a live stream. Will he die today? This is the fourth person you’ve followed, right?”
“Also, that Brother Noodles just sent a message that he’s about to start his live stream too. If something happens to the two people you’re following today, Li Yidao, you’ll really be famous.”
She was so carefree that she didn’t even notice the unconscious reactions of the two police officers.
Therefore, her tone was very calm.
Her calm tone broke the awkward silence.
For a moment, the two people opposite him were a little dumbfounded!
Especially one of the two police officers. After hearing the words ‘live stream’, ‘followed’, and ‘killed’.
His expression fell into contemplation.
As for Li Yidao, he was completely dumbfounded!
He thought, “My sister! She was truly his biological sister! Is this divine intervention?”
“These are police officers in front of me! Why are you talking about life and death here? Are you kidding me?”
However, Li Yidao had never expected this!
All of a sudden!
The police officer who was in deep thought seemed to have understood something!
Suddenly, his tone was filled with shock and a little doubt!
“Are you Prophet Dao?!” He frowned and spoke in a low voice.
At the same time, he took a step back and looked up at the plaque of the funeral shop.
[Brother Yidao Funeral Shop]
Wasn’t this the ID of the Prophet Dao?
No way!
“Emm…” Li Yidao was dumbfounded for a moment, and so was the other police officer.
What was going on?
“Do you know him? What Brother Dao?” He asked his colleague.
The colleague from before heaved a sigh of relief.
Brother Dao…
Didn’t he already have three kills out of five predicted ones?!
Recently, he had wanted to help the bureau find him as a case study for positive publicity!
Of course, it was definitely not metaphysics, but positive propaganda that intended to use Li Yidao as a negative example.
So it was all a misunderstanding. It was all his fault for not paying attention to the location carefully earlier. It was only a funeral shop.
Then, he introduced and explained in detail to his colleague.
After hearing the whole story, his colleague also understood what had happened. This was a beautiful misunderstanding.
As for Li Yidao, he finally understood what had happened.
He thought, “F*ck! Was that taxi driver so bored?”
So the expression on his face when he looked at the rearview mirror was because he was scared?
He had thought that he was plotting something against Li Yinuo!
He said inwardly, “F*ck! This misunderstanding! Almost got me in trouble!”
As for Li Yinuo…
She had no idea what was happening, or rather, she did not pay attention to what was happening.
She just quietly watched the big eater’s live stream.
It was as if she wanted to carefully observe how her big brother managed to kill someone just by following them.
…
As time passed, the scene returned to the present.
Li Yidao’s mouth was filled with embarrassment. He could tell his sister the truth in a joking tone.
But it was impossible to do the same for the two police officers in front of him!
If he really told the truth now, he might be taken away and dissected for investigation in the next moment.
“Actually, I just randomly clicked the follow button. I just had a feeling that if Brother Long keeps eating like this daily, there will definitely be a problem.”
Li Yidao’s explanation was a little far-fetched, but it seemed reasonable.
“What about Brother Noodles? Was it the same reason?” The police officer who sat down was also an experienced police officer called Li Hui. His tone was filled with doubt.
Li Yidao continued to nod awkwardly.
This was undeniably awkward!
Discussing dead people with the police officers, especially when there had something to do with his metaphysics.
Wasn’t it awkward?
“What about the three streamers from before? They aren’t big eaters. What made you follow them?”
“Emm… For the first one, I just wanted to give a casual follow and make a promotional comment. You know, it’s tough to run a business these days.”
“I didn’t expect it to end up like this.”
“As for the second streamer, I saw that she was going to meet up with the big brother in the ranking… so I felt a bit resentful and disgusted. Maybe it would make her change her mind? And… well… ah, hehe.”
“The third streamer, I had been following that streamer for a while, and I always felt that his actions were dangerous. I just wanted to give him a friendly reminder. As for my promotional slogan, it was genuinely because business was really too difficult to do, so I thought of another way. I didn’t expect it to hit the mark again.”
Li Hui was speechless.
He looked at Li Yidao quietly, cursing crazily in his heart.
“You glib tongue, I don’t believe you!”
But what Li Yidao said was still acceptable!
“Here, leave this tablet for now. Please take out your phone and casually browse through it. Look for any potentially dangerous videos and follow them.”
“If even half of your follows are true, no, even if one-third or even one-tenth of them came true, you might become a hero!”
“Hero?” Li Yidao was completely speechless!
He thought inwardly, “How could I as the Hand of Death become a hero?”
“Think about it, if your follows really have that kind of effect, doesn’t that mean people can avoid it in advance?”
“Come on, give it a try, follow two more. Then we’ll see the results.” Li Hui’s tone was full of temptation and carelessness.
“What? Uh… Well…”
Li Hui’s words left Li Yidao and his colleagues dumbfounded.
He said inwardly, “Big brother… Was this really good?”
However, Li Yidao still took out his phone under Li Hui’s eager gaze.
Then, he opened the personalized recommendation page that was full of yoga shorts.
The first was a lady in yoga pants…
The second lady in yoga pants…
The third and fourth were still ladies in yoga pants…
…
The eighth lady in yoga pants!
“F*ck! Big data is messing with me!”
Just as Li Yidao was about to sweat.
He finally came across something different.
Eh? Coincidentally, this streamer was Monkey, who had previously contacted Brother Kuang.
[ID: Climbing Monkey]
Brother Kuang’s death didn’t seem to affect him at all. Not only that, but he had also crazily gained a wave of new followers!
At this moment, his follower count had already reached millions!
He already had the number of followers that Brother Kuang had before!
He had to admit that he was a pretty good outdoor streamer!
All he could say is…
It was not appropriate to comment on this kind of thing…
But what Li Yidao did not expect was…
He saw a video of Climbing Monkey climbing a cliff with his bare hands.
Perhaps there were safety precautions outside the video, but the video was very dangerous.
[Ding! High-quality customer detected, ID: Climbing Monkey]
[Death Status Detection: Due to extreme sports without protective measures, Death Probability is 85%]
[It is advised that the host should immediately follow the high-quality customer.]
“Hmm?” Li Yidao was speechless.
“Was he really a high-quality customer?”
Since the system had prompted him, he would not stand on ceremony.
He stole a glance at Li Hui.
At first, Li Hui and his colleagues were watching comfortably.
However, Li Yidao’s scrolling speed was too fast, and it slightly irritated them.
Unexpectedly, when Li Yidao reached the Monkey, he stopped.
He subconsciously turned to look at Li Yidao.
Coincidentally, Li Yidao was also looking at him.
Seeing Li Hui’s gaze, Li Yidao could only smile awkwardly.
“Are you trying to tell me that he doesn’t seem to take precautions while climbing, so accidents might happen, and you’re starting to follow him?”
