I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!-Chapter 15

Chapter 15

Li Yidao hurriedly finished his breakfast with Li Yinuo before closing the door and heading straight for Sun Jing’s parents.

Initially, Li Yidao had planned to go alone, but Li Yinuo insisted on following.

After all, this was their first business in almost a year!

Li Yinuo was afraid that Li Yidao would scr*w it up.

The two didn’t ride their beloved motorcycles. Instead, they hailed a cab and headed straight for Sun Jing’s parents.

After all, it was quite far, and taking a taxi would also take half an hour.

Riding a small motorcycle was a little too much…

…

As soon as she got into the car, Li Yinuo turned on her phone. However, she was searching for all the things that needed to be taken note of in a funeral service.

Similarly, Li Yidao also turned on his phone, but he opened the platform and continued to watch videos.

Heaven and earth!

Although the screen showed a young lady doing morning yoga, he definitely was not using his phone to see yoga ladies!

This was the platform’s marketing method! Just to sell yoga pants!

Also, he would be very sad if anything happened to her.

Therefore, it was better not to follow her.

However, he didn’t know if it was because it was breakfast time.

Li Yidao found that there were a lot of food bloggers in his video feed, competing with the yoga girls on the platform!

Needless to say, the videos posted by these bloggers were very tempting!

There were hamburgers, ham, lobster, and sea cucumbers.

There were all kinds of things!

The siblings were bored, each engrossed in scrolling through their own phones.

And just as Li Yidao finished watching about twenty or thirty videos, another notification message suddenly appeared!

[Ding! High-quality customer detected, ID: Big Eater Brother Long]

[Death Status Detection: Due to irregular eating habits and multiple uses of emetics, the body has serious health issues! 90% chance of death!]

[It is advised that the host should immediately follow the high-quality customer.]

Hmm?

Unexpectedly, food bloggers could be so dangerous.

90% chance of death.

According to the system’s nature, it was basically a death sentence.

However, there was still a chance of survival. After all, it was not a hundred percent.

If this person could go to the hospital, there should still be a good chance of survival, right?

After some thought, Li Yidao opened the input box and typed, “Avoid overeating, it can be detrimental to your health!”

The system didn’t provide any prompts.

Well, that was good.

Li Yidao realized that he had figured out the system’s temperament. As long as he expressed concern from a normal viewer’s perspective, there shouldn’t be any problems.

He clicked send.

And at the same time, he added his own promotional slogan below.

[No worries after death, Li Yidao will escort you. Full-service one-stop, ensuring peace of mind for your loved ones. Pre-bookings enjoy a 50% discount!]

At this moment, they arrived at Sun Jing’s home. Li Yidao liked it and followed Brother Long before turning off his phone.

…

Perhaps food bloggers didn’t have much in common with other channels.

Li Yidao’s comment didn’t cause as big of a stir as he imagined.

At the very least, it had not reached the point where it would attract others to follow him.

But the streamer himself naturally noticed.

Big Eater Brother Long, Li Jianwei.

When he saw this message, his brows furrowed.

“What’s this? So unlucky!”

“Why does this Brother Dao sound familiar?”

He muttered and felt that Li Yidao’s ID was indeed familiar.

As the comments from fans below kept increasing, it reminded him why it felt so familiar.

Wasn’t this the Prophet Dao, the one who could predict things?

“Oh d*mn! This guy’s promotion is on point!”

“Haha, I don’t believe Brother Long can eat himself to death?!”

“No… is this Brother Dao? D*mn! @Everyone! Brother Dao has taken action!”

“What’s going on up there? Who’s Brother Dao?”

“Is this a joke? Is it really Brother Dao? It’s over, my Long.”

“Help! Brother Dao is coming to slay the Long! Protect our Long!”

“What are you all talking about? Who’s Brother Dao?”

“Bro, are you living under a rock? If you don’t understand, go search for Prophet Dao yourself!”

“Brother Long! Run! If you can’t, go straight to the hospital! No one could escape from Brother Dao’s attack!”

“Yes! Long, you can’t be killed! I can’t even eat without watching your videos!”

“Exactly! He cured my anorexia for ten years, Brother Long!”

“Sob, Brother Long… I will miss you…”

“…”

At first, Li Jianwei felt annoyed, but after seeing the comments from netizens, he almost exploded with anger!

“D*mn, a bunch of idiots, eagerly waiting for something bad to happen to me, huh?”

“I eat ten meals a day and nothing happens. Why can’t I binge?!”

As he was about to block Li Yidao’s comments, his wife, who was standing beside him, noticed.

“Hold on, why are you deleting his comments?”

As she spoke, she snatched Li Jianwei’s phone and pinned Li Yidao’s comment at the top.

“What a great opportunity for promotion! Can’t you see how popular these comments are now?”

“We must seize this excellent opportunity for promotion!”

“We might gain tens of thousands of new fans.”

Seeing his wife’s actions, Li Jianwei hesitated for a moment but eventually agreed.

It seemed like a good opportunity indeed, considering his wife had always been in charge of their account.

His wife did show some competence.

But he still felt uneasy, especially after what happened with Brother Kuang.

Whether it was a coincidence or not, Brother Dao was now following him!

He wanted to avoid any trouble. Though he claimed to believe in science and not superstition, he still had some worries deep down.

“Alright, it’s done. I’m telling you, this comment will definitely attract a lot of attention!”

“Alright, come on. Since it’s a good time in the morning and we can exercise in the afternoon, let’s take a video first.”

“Record the lunch first. It’s best if you can record tomorrow’s too. We don’t know how much you need to eat for the Super Burger event at night.”

Li Jianwei’s wife was very happy. It was really good to have such a hot topic in the morning.

After all, this was a critical moment for Long to reach ten million fans.

She was still feeling happy, unaware that the scythe of the Grim Reaper was approaching.

As for Li Jianwei, he wasn’t sure if he was genuinely feeling unwell or if he was disgusted by Li Yidao’s comment.

He frowned.

“Honey, let’s not record today, okay? I’ll live stream the burger challenge tonight. I don’t feel like eating during the day. I feel a little uncomfortable.”

“What? No eating? That’s not acceptable!”

“You gained popularity because of this. Do you know how many fans will doubt you if you skip a video?”

“Don’t worry. I bought some imported emetics for you. After you finish eating, we can induce vomiting. It won’t affect the live stream tonight.”

“Today is your most important day. Whether you break ten million fans or not depends on today!”

“The platform contacted me yesterday. If you reach ten million fans, your contract can be upgraded to B-level!”

“You still need to accumulate popularity to attract more fans to the live stream tonight!”

Upon hearing that Li Jianwei didn’t want to record, his wife exploded like an angry shrew.

It was easy to imagine that she usually had the final say in the house.

Otherwise, it wouldn’t be like this.

She ignored Li Jianwei’s expression.

She turned around, bringing out various foods that were already prepared.

The table quickly filled up.

Since they were recording the lunch video, everything was greasy.

Li Jianwei looked at the once delicious food and felt a bit nauseous today, for some reason.

But in the end, he gritted his teeth and sat down at the table.

He took a deep breath.

And he forcibly suppressed his inner discomfort.

“Alright! Three, two, one, start!”