I Inherited 5,000 Years of Family Property-Chapter 1220 - 1214: Is This Shit Really So Delicious?
"Captain, should we just start bashing or follow procedures first?" The members of the Anti-Pornography Task Force were all itching to take action.
"Procedures? What procedures?" Zhang Menglong asked curiously.
"Our old captain instructed us that before hitting someone, we must fundamentally collapse their will. That way, the hitting is effective. When dealing with the stubborn ones, if their will isn’t broken, the hitting is futile."
"There’s a whole set of routines," Zhang Menglong murmured, wondering which ancestor came up with this nonsense. "So, what’s your usual procedure?"
"Throw them into a pit of shit, pluck leg hairs, set pubic hair on fire, give a fan of five functions, open a bottle cap with a chrysanthemum, and so on. It mainly depends on how stubborn they are. But so far, we haven’t seen a few who didn’t end up sobbing."
Hearing these words, An Jiu couldn’t help but shiver, as if he had heard the scariest words in the world.
"Has he tried all of them?" Zhang Menglong asked out of curiosity.
"Hmm, he’s been through most of what I just mentioned. This time we have to come up with something new."
"Hey, you guys say, doesn’t he like fusing other creatures’ bloodlines into himself? I’ve been researching biological mating recently. I heard he has fused the bloodline of a Demon Beast called the Heaven Wasteland Pig. Since he has pig genes in him, can he have piglets with a sow?"
"Damn, you’re truly a talent, so perverted, but I like it!"
"Good man, I agree with this plan, but I want a piece of the meat from the piglets!"
"How many piglets can one sow give birth to? There are tens of thousands of us here!"
"Then we should get more sows!"
"That’s settled then!"
"Let’s go catch some sows right now!"
A bunch of the Anti-Pornography Task Force members got to work immediately, taking their tools and leaving.
An Jiu’s face was filled with deep fear. Although the plan of those people seemed absurd, he could guarantee with his brother that these people were fully capable of actually doing these things!
As for evidence, that all starts from the time he was subjected to the five-speed electric fan and the Old Ganma sauce enema. That five-speed fan was a very powerful Divine Artifact. Who knows which bored person spent so many precious materials to make a fan. That day he almost became a eunuch.
Thinking of this, An Jiu’s first thought was to get the hell out of there.
He tore open space to flee, as for his subordinates, he couldn’t even secure himself, let alone care about anything else.
"Trying to run?"
"With such a shallow use of Space Law, if we let you get away, wouldn’t it be quite embarrassing?"
"Don’t go, your wife hasn’t arrived yet!"
Some of the Task Force members also entered the void.
Two minutes later, someone emerged from the void holding by the hair a bald man with a swollen face. Just these few short minutes, An Jiu had lost all his former arrogance. He had already seen his miserable fate in no time.
"Here they come!" Before he could brace himself mentally, a group of people dragged all kinds of female pig-like creatures. They struggled like crazy, but to no avail.
"Take them away!" Zhang Menglong waved his hand, not wanting to witness the dirty scenes that were to follow.
"Alright!"
"Guys, get to work!"
"I’ll hold down the sow!"
"I’ll be filming a professional video. I’m good at this, I got tips from Da Mu teacher!" 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝕨𝕖𝗯𝚗𝚘𝕧𝕖𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝕞
"I’ll do the voice-over."
"What about me, what about me?"
"You go over there and practice some collision yang pills, make sure they’re potent, I’m afraid he might not be able to do it."
"Hahaha, I got it, I’ll cook up some Yin-Yang Harmony Powder, definitely make them inseparable!"
"Hey, An Jiu, why the long face? That’s your wife!"
"Yeah, smile, it’s your wedding night!"
"Don’t worry, we’ll take good care of your sons and daughters, not a single piece of meat wasted!"
"Stop, stop, the kids are drooling from hunger!"
...
A few minutes later, the pitiful cries of the sows echoed from behind several nearby trees.
"Oh, what a sin!" Zhang Menglong shook his head, "Come, let’s gather our goods, don’t forget to give me a five-star review!"
"This..." No one expected that a crisis could be resolved so easily like this. The leader of the Holy Church of Shadow was so plainly dealt with, they wanted to ask just one question - is there anyone else?
Soon, all the living plants were handed over, and those from the Sect left feeling content with what they had received. Although the money was spent, it was worth it.
At this time, the now defeated An Jiu was also brought before Zhang Menglong. His subordinates didn’t dare make a peep from start to finish; they were equally scared of being put to the test with pigs!
"Take your leader and go get some nourishment, today was tough!" Zhang Menglong told the people from the Holy Church of Shadow.
They looked as if they had been granted amnesty, hurriedly leaving with An Jiu. They really didn’t expect to get their lives spared. Revenge? Those two words had automatically been erased from their dictionary.
"Captain, how about joining us for the annual festivity?"
"Let’s go, let’s go! I happened to learn a new dance recently, I’ll perform for you, want to see ’Compendium of Materia Medica’ or ’Love You’? Or should I sing ’Lone Hero’?"
...
This was a celebration that lasted three days and three nights. Zhang Menglong for the first time realized an annual festivity could be so exhilarating, as more scandalous than one another, the Anti-Pornography Task Force members turned it into a rave of a million people.
"I’m getting old, this rave once in a while, my body really can’t handle it!" Zhang Menglong groggily awoke from his drunken stupor. Regular alcohol to him was like water, but this was the special brew concocted by the Anti-Pornography Task Force members; even Zhang Menglong’s constitution struggled to hold up after drinking too much.
"Gurgle!" A rumbling sound came from Zhang Menglong’s stomach, so he went to a nearby valley, caught a wild beast with ease, roasted it, and happily ate it, then cracked open a durian, savoring it delightfully.
"Young man, are you eating shit?" Suddenly, a ghostly voice echoed in Zhang Menglong’s ear. He shuddered all over and immediately began scanning his surroundings.
With his abilities, to not sense anyone nearing him was a bit out of the ordinary.
Even a former God-breaking Peak expert couldn’t escape his detection. To sneak up on him so quietly must possess the potential to harm him, which made even Zhang Menglong feel somewhat at risk.
"Gou Dan, what happened, you didn’t alert me when someone approached?"
[Dean, I didn’t detect any malice, so I didn’t alert you.]
"That’s not a reason!" Zhang Menglong said with lingering fear that not all harm comes from deliberate malice.
"Who’s there? Show yourself!" Zhang Menglong immediately shouted defensively around him.
"Hehehe, over here?" An old beggar dressed in tattered clothes suddenly appeared from the side, drooling as he watched the durian in Zhang Menglong’s hand.
Although the thing smelled like shit, seeing Zhang Menglong eat with so much enjoyment, it definitely wasn’t ordinary shit. The old beggar even developed a craving to give it a try.
"Young man, is this shit really that delicious?" The old beggar pointed at the durian in Zhang Menglong’s hand, "Can I try it?"
