I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse-Chapter 1439 - 1440: Although Unclear, Yet Feels Impressive

Chapter 1439: Chapter 1440: Although Unclear, Yet Feels Impressive

Zong Wangyue sneaked up to you and whispered, "Your mom asked me to bring you these textbooks. Class is starting soon, so I won’t keep you."

"Hey, are you sneaking around?" You took the thick stack of textbooks and placed them on the desk.

Zong Wangyue glanced back with a look of deep concern, saying, "Old Shu, you’re really out of luck this time, ending up in Rakshasa Mother’s class, sigh!"

Seeing Zong Wangyue leave, you couldn’t help but chuckle, "Is it really that exaggerated?" freewēbnoveℓ.com

"This new student, if you want to chat, please go out into the hallway!" From the first row came a clear male voice, full of self-confidence and an unmistakable tone of disdain.

"Hey, class hasn’t started yet. If I say a few words, does it bother you? Go play somewhere else!"

Who are you to give face to a wimp who doesn’t even lift his head?

"Hey new kid, the class monitor is just looking out for you, don’t be ungrateful!" With those words, two tall students stood up from the middle row.

"Heh, want to fight? Come on, I’ll let you have both arms, both legs, and still won’t beat you." You laughed, seems like life at this school isn’t so dull after all.

"Pfft!" Next to you, Xiao Feng burst out laughing, giving you a thumbs-up, "Bro, that third leg of yours down there must be pretty big if it can beat someone up."

At this moment, the class bell rang just in time. The two who stood up threw you a threatening look before sitting back down.

"English class, hmm, the teacher’s a beauty, long legs, black long skirt, with lace edges inside, a beauty, a beauty..."

In your boundless anticipation, a menopausal woman with a similarly styled bird’s nest head walked in. Upon a closer look, oh hey, a familiar face! You had seen her on the bus before.

Seeing the expression on her face as if the whole world owes her tons of gold, it’s clear that her "lady issues" would be visiting these days.

"Sigh!"

Endless anticipation, met with disappointment.

"Thunk."

You buried your head in the pile of books with a sigh.

As soon as the bird’s nest head on the podium started speaking, you lost interest entirely, laying your whole body on the desk and complaining dejectedly, "This Minnan-accented English is thicker than Wuyi Mountain tea."

The bird’s nest head was already in a bad mood. Upon hearing that there was a new student, she had intended to have you introduce yourself in English, only to find you laying face down on the desk from the start. This action immediately ignited her inner fury, and she quickly walked to your side, growling with a heavy Minnan accent, "This classmate! Is my class so boring?"

"No, old silk, you continue."

This time, not only Xiao Feng sitting next to you, but many other classmates also covered their mouths to giggle.

"Respecting teachers is an inherent, noble virtue of every child of China. Classmate, do you not understand the demeanor you should have when speaking to a teacher?"

Though the bird’s nest head was in a bad mood, she prided herself on being a people’s teacher, speaking with considerable method, and immediately seizing your Achilles’ heel.

Scratching your head in defeat, you reluctantly lifted your head, then greeted the bird’s nest head with a smile, "Hi."

She found you familiar at first glance, then smiled after a second look, "So it’s you, the elderly, the weak, the sick, the disabled, and the pregnant."

"Old silk, you can’t just throw around accusations like that," you showed no intention of backing down to the bird’s nest head English teacher.

The bird’s nest head didn’t seem willing to dwell on this topic. She had seen your abilities before and knew you were eloquent, but she secretly surmised that sitting in the last row suggested your grades might be poor, likely transferred into this key class through connections.

Already biased against such students who relied on connections to get into a prestigious high school, the bird’s nest head was intent on making you lose face, using the simplest and most effective way, "Classmate, since you’ve just joined this class, why not introduce yourself to us in English?"

You subconsciously touched your nose tip, shrugged indifferently, then spoke a string of incomprehensible, twisting syllables that left everyone stunned: "Minumnamasmuyunli..."

A stream of unintelligible and tongue-twisting syllables emerged from your mouth. Unlike the bewildered classmates next to you, the bird’s nest head actually understood your meaning, though she was also slightly taken aback, hearing such an ancient language from an eighteen-year-old student.

"This is German, right, Student Li? This is a classroom, not a place for you to show off your knowledge."

The cowardly class monitor from before stood up at this moment, trying to display his knowledge, speaking to you with a patronizing tone.

You gave that idiot a sideways glance, about to speak when a slightly low, yet clear voice came from the middle of the first row: "That’s Old English."

"Oh? I didn’t expect anyone here to know their stuff," you looked in the direction of the voice but couldn’t see who it was, as they hadn’t stood up like the class monitor did.

"Alright, no time to waste during class!" The bird’s nest head met resistance but knew the classroom wasn’t the place to vent personal emotions. As a people’s teacher, she quickly adjusted her attitude, and resumed teaching from the podium, ignoring you who lay back down on the desk as if you didn’t exist in the class.

Two periods passed in a daze, you stayed laying there the entire time. When the classmates got up to stretch their muscles after class, they found you sound asleep, taking slow steady breaths, evidently in a deep sleep.

"This guy’s incredible!"

"Yeah, to dare defy Old Cai, either he’s got a screw loose, or his family has some deep connections."

"Maybe he’s the principal’s illegitimate child, haha."

The ones gossiping were two male students sitting towards the back. As the last one spoke, a chill seeped from behind them. Just as one was about to turn his head, a large hand suddenly grasped the top of his head, pulling him like a ragdoll in front of you. Half-awake, you murmured in a drowsy tone, "There’s a limit to jokes. Some words should be said, others shouldn’t. I trust you understand this basic principle, remember, if next time I hear anything displeasing, I’ll have you licking ass out of this school gate."

Though your voice carried no intimidation, you shot the student a final glare that startled him to leap back as if seeing a ghost, retreating to huddle at his seat, shaking uncontrollably, even when a good friend inquired, he kept his head down in his book, terrified another word might bring disaster down upon him.

Xiao Feng, sitting beside you, witnessed the entire incident, not understanding but finding it impressive.

He originally wanted to speak to you but abandoned the idea after noticing you slipped back into sleep.

In the dream, you only felt yourself sinking, continuously sinking.

Mist filled the air around, obscuring sight beyond outstretched fingers.

When the sensation of sinking ceased, you found the thick fog around you dissipating slightly, and at this moment, a frail figure staggered towards you from the thicket ahead.