I Can Reap Qi Fortune from Players-Chapter 590 - 79: Opening Ceremony
"Is this side done too?"
The Food God was delighted.
This was a double celebration.
"Get me a meridian map." The Food God rubbed his hands together eagerly, saying, "I want the type that has soul amplification."
Soul amplification, capable of amplifying up to the Dharma Aspect.
The Food God wasn't in a rush to go to the Secret Realm, following the Medical Fairy to the clinic instead.
His first battle needed to be impressive, to make a name and cause a sensation for their [Canteen] camp.
Recently, he spent every night tossing and turning in bed, studying how to strategize in the game, run raids, and optimize skill combinations.
Currently, he was especially interested in the [Marriage Dress Town] dungeon Secret Realm, planning to become its tomb master, the boss.
Then manage the map, become the boss who beats up explorers coming to the Secret Realm, even ambush them... Transform them one by one.
This would definitely be a historic breakthrough for him!
Therefore.
The first step was critical.
I also want to actively expand my own "villa" outside.
As the Food God walked, he boasted to the Medical Fairy:
"Don't worry, once you finish this map for me for free, I'll make a perfect strike and take the first victory."
"Our villa, in the future, everyone will be a forbidden boss of a tomb dungeon, mastering ancient forbidden zones, like gods, like demons..."
"And our true forms will be in the villa, remotely controlling our ancient Secret Realm dungeons. Once outsiders find out, discovering that all the forbidden areas of the Nine-State and Four Seas are in one place, they'll be shocked to explode."
The Food God, with an exaggerated expression, walked with the other to the clinic,
"They'll be frightened and say: Ah! We've discovered the truth of the world! Ah, we found the super Imperial Mausoleum within the mausoleum!"
"Ah! All the ancient forbidden bosses of the Nine-State and Four Seas here turn out to be ordinary blacksmith apprentices, even the floor tiles are Immortal Artifacts, and the wandering beasts are all Ancient Immortal Beast Ancestors...."
"And who is the divine master of this tomb? The old steward managing them, what kind of terrifying ancient God or Demon is it!"
He was painting a picture of a glorious future.
He had already imagined the fear and awe people would have towards them.
Mysterious ancient Immortal Island, when approaching... the truth would be revealed.
Their villa would become legend!
Their blacksmiths would become the origins!
"Food God, you will be the first to become a forbidden dungeon boss, I wish you success."
The Medical Fairy sat down, took out a needle, and pointed to the distant River Demon: "Look at him, inspect the goods, check out sis's strength."
The Food God didn't hesitate, picking up a nearby magical artifact mirror and shining it on the River Demon.
This magical artifact belonged to the physician's kit, capable of inspecting foreign objects within, peering inside... Previously, Ning Zheng had bought so much equipment, not just for show.
The mirror was like an x-ray.
Swish!
Inside the River Demon, meridians were densely packed, forming a precisely detailed [Peppa Pig Outwits Zhuge Liang] picture.
"How's the craftsmanship?" the Medical Fairy asked.
"Very good." The Food God was pleased, "You can tell at a glance it's from the Ming Dynasty."
"A connoisseur."
The Medical Fairy nodded, "A complete Basic Meridian Divine Map, costs three hundred thousand, but I've only learned the main framework right now, the first phase, I'll charge you one hundred thousand."
???
I drew such a big picture for you, and you still want to charge?
And isn't your charge a bit high?
The Food God was a bit dazed.
Before, everyone was paying hundreds, thousands of Magic Coins, your rate seems unreasonable.
"What do you know? Hundreds, thousands of Magic Coins were for weaklings of the Five Elements Four Viscera Realm. You're a Two-Phase Realm powerhouse, it's big money."
The Medical Fairy said: "You'll get money after the next raid... Besides, most of the money goes to the villa, don't you understand? It's part of the official system currency recovery!"
The Food God understood.
To prevent the inflation of combat power, the revenue of certain business outlets at the villa was increased.
Is this because the plan is short on funds?
Definitely not.
The planners are generously letting loose, that's plain for all to see!
Now that they're charging, it's surely not for themselves, it's to maintain gameplay, to extend the game's lifespan.
Everyone who's played various online games knows that many games crash because of internal currency inflation, causing equipment devaluation and greatly reducing the game's lifespan.
Thinking of this, the Food God was very moved: "The planners indeed consider every detail. He uses cheats to give us a great experience and takes our money to prevent the game economy from collapsing after using cheats!"
I understood.
The planners truly love us.
It's quite normal to charge 300,000 Magic Coins for a Divine Map. Later, a High Tier weapon from the blacksmith shop will also cost millions, staying in line with the outside Two-Phase Realm weapon prices!
We can't offer internal discounts.
The blacksmith shop has been updated to the Two-Phase Realm level.
The canteen's meals also need to be updated with Heavenly and Earthly Treasures.
I, the Food God, go to major dungeons to get top-notch ingredients, allowing Two-Phase Realm big shots to enhance their cultivation with meals. It's reasonable for a meal to cost thousands of Magic Coins.
He inflates the prices at his medical center, and my canteen can do the same! 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝔀𝓮𝒃𝙣𝓸𝒗𝒆𝒍.𝙘𝒐𝒎
So he chooses to incur debt, "I'll owe 100,000 Magic Coins for now."
"Lie down, and let people start studying you."
The Medical Fairy happily picked up her embroidery needle.
She threaded lines from his pores, then interwove them back, leaving the Food God grimacing in pain.
This was with their pain levels reduced; if normal, it's unimaginable how painful it would be, almost the strongest torture.
Medical Fairy: "Anesthetic, add 5,000 Magic Coins."
"Damn!"
The Food God shouted: "You're robbing us, right? Did you deliberately make it painful... You learned from those shady hospitals not using anesthetics during surgery, forcibly adding costs and showing a price list?"
"Don't slander me; I'm a proper medical school student." The Medical Fairy was furious.
He was on the verge of tears, hadn't even gone to the dungeon yet, and relying on the Coral Ball to become the manor's wealthiest blacksmith, he was now the manor's poorest.
He began to doubt if being the first to take risks was good or bad.
...
While the Food God happily endured the needle pricks, the neighboring blacksmiths were busy with their final preparations.
In their eyes, this dungeon run would be entirely live-streamed.
Because the Food God's true self was here, they could act as spring commanders.
The first launch is very crucial!
Because mistakes are most likely, and if so, the worst could be their pseudo Three Flowers being exposed, making it impossible to play.
But they acted exaggeratedly.
They were sweating cold, tense, excited, eating dirt, hammering... using various methods to relieve their stress.
"Are they doing nervous acting training?" Just then, Su Yuniang walked over and commented.
"Yes, it's like that. Recently, these new blacksmiths, when playing the role of investigation crowd, couldn't deliver their shock, hissing with surprise and sweatdripping commentator characters." Lin Meimei said: "They are doing emergency training."
"Then they are truly dedicated extras." Su Yuniang replied.
"There's no choice; they have salaries."
Lin Meimei said: "Haven't you seen? Recently, a web series 'Detective Yan Shuangying' was released online. They directly uploaded it, with Yan Shuangying as the director, paying these extras."
"Damn!"
Su Yuniang was shocked, "Regular tasks, and they can also film web series? Serially post it outside?"
These thick-browed folks, why are they so brazen, even using this method to earn money.
"Food God, grab a map. Why aren't you back yet?"
Su Yuniang sat on the small bench in the square, waiting for the Food God's return to start this dungeon activity, commenting: "He chose 'Marriage Dress Town,' but in my opinion, he should have chosen 'Yesterday's Forest.'"
Shao Chaikun hung a red banner for the 'Manor's First Dungeon Opening Ceremony' in the square, also said:
"Yesterday's Forest, that's the most advanced dungeon. That mother... isn't she a Self-Transformation Realm level? All past Capital City Saints had to show her a bit of respect; it's the highest tier dungeon, can't possibly possess the tomb owner."
Su Yuniang: "You don't understand, better a leader among chickens than a tail among phoenixes. I can't possess the tomb owner, but I can possess some mid-level ghosts in the tomb, flirt with and play with the big boss's daughter, secretly pull ties... Once the relationships build, I can persuade this Self-Transformation Realm big shot to help us conquer other tombs."
In the Nine-State Overlord family, just a Dharma Aspect can leave the tomb, they're super combat power!
Shao Chaikun smirked and chuckled evilly: "I understand, mother and daughter... haha, soft rice Immortal Cultivation flow, you orphan mother and daughter, you've been waiting since ancient times for my return... and now, I have returned!"
Su Yuniang laughingly cursed: "Perv."
"Cough cough cough."
Night Mad Cultivator stood up to speak fairly, bringing up chickens, ducks, and fish for worship at the opening ceremony:
"Charm isn't that easy to use. High tier powerhouses, charm must last long enough. If you mess around before them, they'll slash you... Not to mention, the Food God just can't strategize with women."
Jiucai Rong commanded from afar, letting a few junior blacksmiths carry over the large Golden Turtle shell to place in front of the opening ceremony, waiting for the Food God to cut the ribbon and tap it for good luck in his new venture.
After getting the turtle shell setup, Jiucai Rong chimed in: "'Marriage Dress Town' isn't too bad, it's a carefully selected camp that's very suitable for the Food God's charm ability."
They got everything ready, just waiting for today's main character, the Food God, to cut the ribbon.







