I am really not a medical immortal.-Chapter 1371 - 1370: A Drop of Essence Blood

Inside the lounge.

Zhang Xiaohao looked serious, gazing at Fatty Qian who followed him in.

"Lock the door," Zhang Xiaohao instructed.

"Okay," Fatty Qian responded, locking the door.

"You’ve been poisoned!" Zhang Xiaohao said earnestly.

"Ah! Poisoned? Xiaohao, no way! I haven’t offended anyone or done anything wrong lately, why would anyone poison me?" Fatty Qian exclaimed.

"We’ll discuss that later, let’s focus on the poisoning first," Zhang Xiaohao replied.

"Go on, Xiaohao!" Fatty Qian said seriously.

Concerned for his life, he cared a lot.

"This poison is very unique, even if you went to a hospital, they wouldn’t be able to detect it!" Zhang Xiaohao said.

"Xiaohao, if the hospital can’t detect it, then I’m not poisoned!" Fatty Qian argued.

"Precisely because the hospital can’t detect it, the person who poisoned you is very skillful! Even if you died in the end, no one would trace it back to them, allowing them to be at ease." Zhang Xiaohao said coldly.

"Ah! Xiaohao, you’re scaring me! I’m easily frightened!" Fatty Qian screamed upon hearing Zhang Xiaohao’s words.

"Scaring you? Why would I scare you?" Zhang Xiaohao retorted.

"Xiaohao, am I really poisoned?" Fatty Qian asked timidly.

"Do I, with my status, need to lie to you?" Zhang Xiaohao retorted.

Thud!

Suddenly, Fatty Qian knelt to the ground, clutching Zhang Xiaohao’s leg, crying and pleading for help. 𝕗𝚛𝚎𝚎𝐰𝗲𝗯𝗻𝚘𝚟𝚎𝗹.𝕔𝐨𝕞

"Xiaohao, save me! I’m still young, I don’t want to die! Please, considering I’ve worked well before, save me! I beg you!"

"Get up first! I didn’t say I wouldn’t save you," Zhang Xiaohao said exasperatedly.

"Xiaohao, does that mean you’ll save me?" Fatty Qian asked excitedly.

"Of course! No matter what, you’re one of my people. How could I just watch you die without doing anything?" Zhang Xiaohao replied in a disgruntled tone.

"Xiaohao, I knew you’d come through! You would never leave me to die," Fatty Qian flattered.

"By the way, Xiaohao, what kind of poison is it? Why didn’t I notice it? Also, I go for a health checkup every Monday, and the hospital never said I was poisoned!" Fatty Qian asked.

"Nonsense! Didn’t I just tell you? Your poison is remarkably unique, even with the most advanced medical equipment, they couldn’t detect it," Zhang Xiaohao rolled his eyes.

After all that explanation, this guy hadn’t listened to a word.

"Alright, Xiaohao, then tell me, what poison is it exactly? Is it like in the TV shows, where it’s lethal with a drop of blood and even the Heavenly King couldn’t save me? Or is it like the Seven-step Intestine-breaking Poison, where anyone walking more than seven steps dies from it?" Fatty Qian said fearfully.

"Shut up!" Zhang Xiaohao couldn’t help but shout.

Pointing at him with annoyance, he said.

"You dead Fatty, what are you even saying? If you had the Seven-step Intestine-breaking Poison, would you still be alive and well now? You probably would’ve died before stepping out of the office," Zhang Xiaohao said.

"Xiaohao, then tell me, what poison is it? If you don’t tell me, it’ll feel like there’s a thorn in my throat, I can’t move freely!" Fatty Qian said with a pained expression.

"It’s Fatty Poison!" Zhang Xiaohao said seriously.

"What? Fatty Poison? Xiaohao, are you joking with me? Does such a poison even exist?" Fatty Qian exclaimed.

"Nonsense! The world is vast and full of wonders! How much have you seen? In the Jianghu, don’t mention Fatty Poison, there are even stranger poisons! But the Fatty Poison you have was specially concocted by a master; just making a single poison pill’s materials cost over a million! Plus labor and handling fees, the total is at least five million," Zhang Xiaohao said seriously.

"What? Someone’s willing to spend five million to poison me? Is my life as Fatty Qian that valuable?" Fatty Qian exclaimed in astonishment.

"Whether it’s valuable isn’t up to you, but others. Luckily, you met me today. If I came a week later, you would’ve gained more weight, and your weight would exceed five hundred pounds! Haha, I don’t need to explain the consequences, do I? You can imagine," Zhang Xiaohao teased.

"Ah! It’s that terrifying?" Fatty Qian said in terror.

"Yes! A five-hundred-pound Fatty, I’ve never seen one; do you want to try?" Zhang Xiaohao shrugged playfully.

"Xiaohao, save me! I don’t want to become a five-hundred-pound Fatty, even a hundred-pound Fatty, I’d have a phobia!" Fatty Qian wept.

"You’re a grown man crying like this, what a disgrace if word got out!" Zhang Xiaohao said displeasedly.

"Xiaohao, I’ve worked hard for so many years, I’m afraid of suddenly dying, all my hard work turning into nothing!" Fatty Qian said.

"Open your mouth," Zhang Xiaohao instructed.

"Xiaohao, open my mouth for what?" Fatty Qian asked confusedly.

"I told you to open your mouth, why so much nonsense?" Zhang Xiaohao said with irritation.

"Okay." Fatty Qian nodded.

Following Zhang Xiaohao’s instructions, he opened his mouth.

Zhang Xiaohao bit his finger, squeezed out a drop of blood, and flicked it into his mouth.

"Ah! Xiaohao, what did you give me to eat?" Fatty Qian asked.

"My blood," Zhang Xiaohao replied.

"Ah! Xiaohao, what’s this for?" Fatty Qian asked confusedly.

"Nonsense! What else but to detoxify?" Zhang Xiaohao said irritably.

"Ah! Using blood to detoxify? Is your blood really like in TV shows, a drop cures all poisons?" Fatty Qian asked.

"Why so much nonsense! If you want to keep getting fatter, keep talking," Zhang Xiaohao said.

"Xiaohao, I’ll stop talking, hurry up and do what you must!" Fatty Qian urged.

"With my drop of blood, the poison in you has been neutralized! However, to restore your physical form, you’ll need to exercise more." Zhang Xiaohao said.

"Xiaohao, is this true? Can my more than two hundred pounds return to my former handsome self?" Fatty Qian exclaimed.

"Your former self? Ha, a Fatty of over one hundred eighty pounds, and you have the nerve to say such a thing," Zhang Xiaohao sneered.