I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World-Chapter 100: Prisoner’s House Has Too Much Soap. Why?

Malthus was a punching bag right now.

He was being punched like a woman in the 70s who argued with her husband.

The Supreme Man was possessed and the people could only watch the God beating Malthus to a pulp.

"How is this possible?"

"He can fight?!"

"And he is even making Malthus bleed?"

"I thought he was a phony!"

"Right now he is looking cool. But I had bet on Malthus. He shouldn’t lose!"

"But I must say, the Supreme Man is really a God. Even the hero king wasn’t able to hit Malthus like this."

"Yeah, I agree, dad."

"Huh? Why are you calling me dad, Ghost?"

"Because you are gonna be my father in law now."

"The hell? Are you going to marry Riley?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Well, I kinda made her pregnant... a little."

"What!? And what the hell is a little pregnant?"

"I will answer that, dad."

"The fuck? Why are you calling me dad now? You are an alien!"

"You are going to become my father in law too."

"What? What is going on here!? How am I becoming a father in law for you both?"

"Because we are both going to marry your daughter."

"Why!?"

"Because your Riley is not sure which one of us made her pregnant. She is confused between us two. That’s why we both will marry her. Problem solved."

"Problem solved, my ass!"

"Oh. Riley is pregnant? When the child is born, make sure to send it to me."

"Like hell we will do that, Loliman. Stay in your limits."

"Yes. Don’t send the child to him. Send it to me. I will make sure to teach him or her a few things."

"You are also not getting my child, Prisoner. The stock of soaps in your house scares me."

"All of this doesn’t matter anyway. We are not real. This is just a simulation."

"Shut up, Matrix!"

"You all shut up! Why are you all so unhinged? The last decision lies to my daughter. She will marry whoever she wants. Tell me, Riley. Are you ready for all this? I am not a misogynist. I will always respect your decision. Speak without fear."

"If that’s the case, dad. I don’t want to marry for a few more years. I want to study and become a respected teacher in a big school. I will take care of my child alone."

"Great. Then it’s settle—"

"I won a million Morals in the bet, father in law. I will give you half of it if she marries me."

"I won a million Morals too, father in law. I will also give half of it to you if she marries me. I am an Alien of my word."

"Alright. Riley, you are going to marry these two. Girls don’t need to study. Marry them and cook food."

"But, dad..."

"Shut up. Go to the kitchen and bring sandwiches for all of us."

"Okay."

...

Alright.

A lot happened there for the past couple of minutes.

That dad is a menace, if he was on earth, I am sure he would be the driver of Andrew Tate.

And now I won’t get to meet Riley. Not only is she pregnant but now she is going to marry too. I would have handled the pregnancy part but I can’t make a married woman cheat on her husband.

The last time I tried to do that with a woman, she refused on my face. She had said, ’If I am going to cheat on my partner, I would at least choose someone who doesn’t make me regret my choice ten fold.’ Which was fair. Cheating is wrong. But what hurt me was... She was a prostitute! She had no partners. I thought the worst she could say is no but she said Eww in 69 languages.

Nevertheless, it’s not about me right now.

It’s about the God. The Supreme Man.

He is out there fighting a war crazed monster and winning.

Malthus has yet to land a single finger on the Supreme Man. The God is overpowering the red man with ease and rage.

The Bulge mountain shook like the legs of a chair on which a fat woman is sitting and the Supreme didn’t stop even for a second.

He would kill Malthus just by punching alone.

THUMP!

THUMP!

Sounds rang around in the battlefield and the Supreme Man looked like a buyer in a black friday sale who just found out only one tray of eggs was left.

Punches and punches landed on Malthus and it seems the Supreme Man would only stop after Malthus is dead.

"Dieeeee!!" He shouted at the top of his lungs and with all his godly strength, landed a devastating punch on Malthus.

And that punch was the culmination of the Supreme Man’s efforts.

Because that one punch...

RUMBLE!

Shook the entire battlefield.

But that wasn’t all.

Not only the battlefield shook, the whole Bulge mountain... That huge piece of meat—Rock. I mean Rock.. crumbled.

The Bulge was no more, now it looked like just the zip area of my pants after I rub one out.

The entire area got covered with rubble and debris, smoke of dust took place as a shield and no one knew what was going on.

What happened to the Supreme Man? What happened with Malthus? No one had any clue about it.

Everyone waited with bated breaths but the next second...

The dust began to go away and from the mountains of rocks and pebbles, someone came out like my tongue when it went inside a hairy genital.

The person who came out was bald, fat and short.

Everyone knew who it was and I knew it too.

I beamed just after seeing him as that man raised both of his hands in the air.

Then, in his loud, booming voice he declared :

"I am the winner."

"Yeahhhh!!" I instantly cheered with the best of my abilities.

He did it.

The Supreme Man did it.

The God won.

Malthus lost.

PUCK!

"Ugh."

Silence.

No one dared to speak anything.

My cheer went down as well.

I celebrated only when Supreme Man had won and Malthus lost.

But I forgot one thing...

Malthus had only lost.

He wasn’t Dead.

Just when the Supreme Man was celebrating, he coughed blood from his mouth.

Looking at the blood on the Supreme Man’s mouth, people would have thought that he was an amateur in doing a rim job. But they didn’t think this way, because they could see why he suddenly had blood on his mouth.

Each and every eye saw the scene.

From the middle of the Supreme Man’s chest...

A thick hand had pierced through.

And that hand was recognised by every soul.

That hand belonged to Malthus.

"You celebrated too early, God."

The Supreme Man did everything right. Everything.

But he made just one mistake—

He showed his back to Malthus.

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