Great Demon Sun Wukong-Chapter 547 - 513: This is the True Journey to the West_3
"Wearing clothes made from monkey skin is so uncomfortable," Tang Monk remarked again.
Still, nobody paid attention to him.
"Hey, you over there, come out. The mosquito bites must be making you miserable," Sun Wukong called out to a nearby thicket.
Before long, a burly man emerged from within.
"Yeah, those mosquitoes inside were vicious!" The big man, while scratching the swollen bites on his face, said to the pig demon, "Next time I’ll yell, and you ambush from the bushes!"
"Go to hell, I’m the boss here. You listen to what I say," the pig demon cursed back at the big man.
"Spit, why should the boss always take the easy jobs!" The big man cursed as well.
"Dare to talk back to me, I’ll beat you up!" The pig demon charged forward and, without waiting for the big man to speak, they started scuffling.
Sun Wukong said impatiently, "Could you please not ignore me?"
"Now you finally understand how I feel," Tang Monk said to Sun Wukong.
But still, nobody paid attention to him.
"Damn it!" Tang Monk cursed and slumped to the ground.
The pig demon and the big man, tired from fighting, also slumped to the ground.
"Have you two finished? Is it my turn now?" Sun Wukong said darkly.
The pig demon and the big man both looked at Sun Wukong with curiosity in their eyes.
After a long pause, the pig demon and the big man both stood up and excitedly ran to Sun Wukong. Before Sun Wukong could react, they hugged him and started to bawl.
"It really is you, brother," the pig demon, holding the feeble Sun Wukong, cried with a voice as loud as thunder.
"Long time no see," the big man, unable to get a hold of Sun Wukong, hugged the pig demon, crying in a mosquito-like whine.
Sun Wukong, frowning, said, "You’re getting my clothes dirty, and besides, who are you?"
Tang Monk commented, "Am I watching a soap opera here? Why are we starting to recognize relatives?"
And yet, he was still ignored by everyone.
"It’s me, Tianpeng, the most handsome one in the Heavenly Palace," the pig demon said between sobs.
"No way, Tianpeng is quite good-looking, pal, but you’re too hard on the eyes, how do you resemble Tianpeng?" Sun Wukong said with disdain.
"I am also good-looking now!" the pig demon paused before adding, "It was that bastard, the Jade Emperor, who accidentally threw me into the path of beasts, making me take rebirth in a pig’s womb. You have no idea of the hardships I’ve suffered..."
Sun Wukong, looking at the big man, asked, "And who might you be, my friend?"
"I am Juanlian," he replied.
"Don’t know you," Sun Wukong shook his head.
"You’ve never known me," the big man shrugged.
"Then why are you crying and hugging me?" Sun Wukong’s expression darkened even more.
"I just didn’t want to stand there looking silly and awkward like that fat monk over there," the big man said.
"Oh..." Sun Wukong looked at him helplessly. "Let go of me; it’s very uncomfortable."
"Right, right, right..." the pig demon and the big man quickly let go of Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong asked, "Why do you want to eat him?"
"When did we say we wanted to eat him?" they both asked in unison.
Sun Wukong looked at Tang Monk, filled with confusion.
"Then why are you chasing him?" Sun Wukong asked again.
"We want to take him as our master," they answered together again.
Sun Wukong turned to Tang Monk and said, "They say they want to take you as their master, not eat you."
"Bullshit, have you ever seen two big and burly demons wanting to take an ordinary person like me as their master?"
"Not true, I think you’re quite extraordinary," Sun Wukong replied.
"What’s so extraordinary?" Tang Monk inquired.
"At least you’re fat, have a bad temper, always greedily eat, are slow-witted, and you haven’t even grown any hair," Sun Wukong added.
"Get lost, I haven’t gone moldy to grow any hair!" Tang Monk cursed back at Sun Wukong.
"You dare to curse me?" Sun Wukong glared at Tang Monk, "Aren’t you afraid I’ll kill you?"
Tang Monk swallowed and, backing away, said, "We can talk this over, no need for any violence, we’re all civilized people."
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Sun Wukong, through clenched teeth, sneered, "But I am not human." (To be continued. If you like this work, please go to Starting Point (qidian.com) to vote for Monthly Passes and recommend tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile users, please visit m.qidian.com to continue reading.)
