Global Game: I, the Necromancer, am the scourge-Chapter 1237 - 711

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Chapter 1237 -711

Recently, I joined a fun group chat with over ten thousand people; everyone is talented, speaks well, and loves to gossip.

Mm, the technical support for the group chat was still based on the chat group of the Pig God, specially created by him, and all the talented people inside are high-end players from the Reincarnation Hall.

Among them, a few talents, relying on their Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivation level, eavesdropped at Guan River Mouth for dozens of days.

To eavesdrop, these talents really showcased their skills, sometimes luring away barks-at-heaven dog, teasing the silly dog down the street.

At least being chased by barks-at-heaven dog across dozens of Penglai East Roads to the South Heavenly Gate on Heavenly Street.

Some even used a beauty dog scheme, gathering over a hundred colorful pretty female dog demons from all over and almost broke barks-at-heaven dog’s waist, nearly draining its cultivation level down a whole realm.

They even birthed hundreds of barks-at-heaven dog’s offspring, each with extraordinary bloodlines, born as Immortal Dogs.

However, barks-at-heaven dog knew it was at fault, and bringing so many puppies back would surely get it skinned alive by its master, just like the time when it failed to track Zixia Fairy and was turned into dog meat hotpot.

Made into a dog day hotpot, barks-at-heaven dog has been through that!

Not to mention the vile deeds of its master, there are not many good immortals in the heavens, and those who crave its body are more than just a few dozen!

The only comfort for barks-at-heaven dog is that even if those immortals made it into a hotpot, they would still send it into reincarnation, letting it return to the Beast Path, transforming into a dog demon again, and providing lots of Immortal Elixirs and spiritual medicine.

Otherwise, how else did barks-at-heaven dog acquire all of its cultivation?

So it could only part with its offspring, handing them over to those talented individuals specialized in eavesdropping on its master.

Basically, the master is having fun with Princess Long San every day, making barks-at-heaven dog, a single dog, eat endless dog food, so it wants to escape singlehood and be stronger than its master.

Hmph, who made the master care only about daily romance, completely ignoring this single dog?

But now, hmph, barks-at-heaven dog has a family, with over a hundred beautiful, colorful female dog demons, making it unable to get out of bed.

Unlike the master who has been affectionate with Princess Long San for so long and hasn’t even conceived any offspring.

Old Xi just loves watching and listening to the videos and voice messages of these talented individuals.

Chen Sanzang and Old Xi, while driving the little tiger forward, are playing videos and voice messages of the Erlang God in their minds.

A certain naughty system even greeted Erlang God directly and then unabashedly transmitted a video to him.

As for the video content, naturally, it was the recordings by those talents eavesdropping at Guan River Mouth~~.

The Erlang God, who was initially preparing to descend and kill the Tiger Demon, was now thunderstruck, stunned into stillness on the cloud.

In a mere moment, Erlang God Yang Jian furiously flew into a rage, steam coming from his seven orifices, without a word, he pulled out his Three-pointed Double-edged Blade and charged toward Guan River Mouth with sparks and lightning, moving faster even than Sun Wukong’s Somersault Cloud.

Under the scorching summer sun, it’s perfect to make a delicious dog day hotpot of barks-at-heaven dog to nourish his kidneys drained by his wife!

As for those eavesdropping wretches, they must be hung up, their tendons stripped, and skins peeled, tortured for eighty-one years to finally let them depart!

In Chen Sanzang’s Sea of Consciousness, the scene of Erlang God running away was playing.

The two rascals were already laughing together heartily.

Whether those talents will be caught by Erlang God, well, if my fellow on the path must die, I’d rather it be him than me. Rather than let Erlang God spy on them and expose some actions, it’s better to send this great god back to make trouble elsewhere. 𝒇𝓻𝓮𝓮𝙬𝙚𝒃𝒏𝓸𝙫𝒆𝙡.𝓬𝓸𝒎

After driving away Erlang God, Chen Sanzang leisurely continued on his way with the little tiger, extending his Taiyi Golden Immortal level divine sense.

There’s nothing on the ground that can threaten him, but high in the sky, there are many hidden immortals and gods.

Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan.

“Tsk tsk, I’ve just started on the westward journey, and these immortals and gods are already crowding around. They plan to micromanage us tightly.”

Tang Sanzang’s journey to the Western Heaven to fetch scriptures is essentially a joke, the whole time orchestrated by these Immortals, Buddhas, Gods, and Ghosts, maneuvered according to their will.

But as for Chen Sanzang, he is aiming to become Namo Gatling Buddha, the future Western Teaching big boss; there’s no way he will be manipulated by these guys?

“Old Xi, can you block the aura within a hundred-mile radius?”

“Sanzang, what are you planning?”

Though the Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, and Eighteen Guardian Jialan are well hidden, they haven’t detected Chen Sanzang’s Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivation level, mistaking him for just a Heavenly Immortal.

“These Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan, a total of thirty-nine Immortal Buddha Heads, none with cultivation reaching Daluo Level, should we secretly transcend them all?”

Profound Immortal, True Immortal, and Golden Immortal level is the strength of these Immortal Buddha Heads tasked with protecting Chen Sanzang.

They say protection, but really they’re just monitoring Chen Sanzang for any anomalies, or if any incidents occur during the westward journey to fetch scriptures, to let their superiors handle it in time.

“I can conceal the aura, but if we transcend these people, others will also be sent to monitor from above.”

“No matter how many come, isn’t it just more heads to collect? Perfect for boosting my cultivation to the Taiyi Golden Immortal Peak.”