Global Game: Crazy Mobile App-Chapter 46 - 44: Call Me Brother Er Gou

The old house really needs a watchdog.

But Hang Yu originally wanted to keep a big Tibetan mastiff or a large wolfdog.

He never imagined he would bring back a husky.

Fortunately, this husky spirit is not an ordinary dog; it not only possesses intelligence comparable to humans but can also sniff out every person or monster within several hundred meters and judge their strength based on some scent.

It’s like having a sharp dog meat warning radar.

As soon as danger appears nearby, it will immediately be detected.

Hang Yu felt he could sleep well, so he went back to his bedroom and fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He slept rather deeply, waking up only at noon.

"Uh, I’m a bit hungry!"

"The goblin juice fruit tree should be bearing fruit soon, right?"

"I’ve never eaten anything I’ve grown myself!"

Hang Yu excitedly got up to check, only to see a jaw-dropping scene.

The two little fruit trees... were bald!

Yes, just like a young green boy suddenly transforming overnight into a greasy uncle.

The two big flower pots were still in place, but the branches and leaves were scattered everywhere. The few fruits that were supposed to be on the tree now seemed to have grown wings and flown away.

Hang Yu was completely dumbfounded.

"What the hell is going on? Can someone tell me what happened? Where are my little fruits?"

At this moment, Hang Yu was suddenly struck by a flash of inspiration.

He immediately pushed open the door to search for the criminal suspect dog.

Wang Ergou was leisurely napping in the yard, with some fruit peels still on the corner of his mouth, licking his tongue and savoring the taste of the fruits, thinking that the boss was indeed no ordinary person; even the casually placed flower pots could yield such delicious fruits.

But just at that moment.

Er Gou suddenly shivered.

Huh, why is it so cold? It feels like there’s killing intent!

The husky quickly sprang up from its nap, looked back to see the boss with a gloomy face, and couldn’t help but get a bad feeling. It quickly raised a dog paw to greet, "Awoo, good morning, boss..."

"Dog! You’re dead meat!"

"Oww, boss, let’s talk this over! Oww oww oww! Help! They’re killing a dog!"

After a chaotic mess.

"Awoo woo, I’m just a husky; it’s understandable that I can’t resist my instincts." The husky, after being thoroughly beaten, lay on the ground in disarray, covering its head with its paws and begging for mercy, "But the boss is wise and mighty, how can you lower yourself to argue with a husky. Oww, it hurts, I’ll never do it again, never again!"

Hang Yu quickly checked the other spirit plants.

If even the magic power grass and life grass were eaten, he’d make sure to catch this dog and make soup tonight!

Fortunately, the magic power grass and life grass had just sprouted and thus escaped the dog’s jaws, avoiding a disaster.

However, the two fruit trees were completely ruined by the dog.

This was the first spirit plant Hang Yu planted!

And they ended up in a dog’s mouth!

The more Hang Yu thought about it, the angrier he became: "Er Gou, come here!"

The husky quickly trotted over to the boss.

He shook the dust off his fur, lowered his head, and prepared to be scolded.

"Listen up, from now on, if any spirit plant goes missing in the mansion, you’re the one I’ll question!"

"Awoo, but what if someone else steals it?"

"That’s obvious, I’ll still question you. You’re the watchdog, it’s your job, understand?"

The husky raised its head and protested, "Awoo, boss, that’s not fair. The treasures planted in this yard, how can I, a lone dog, fend off thieves? Awoo, dog life is hopeless!"

"Don’t worry, you’ll be provided with assistants. See the two tree men in the yard?"

The husky had already noticed the two saplings in the center of the yard.

Hang Yu had just planted them not even a foot tall, and now, nurtured by the spirit land and Monkey’s spirit plant cultivation skills, they had grown over a person tall.

They are somewhat different from the tree spirit guards.

Although the two little tree spirits can’t move, they have a pair of branch arms.

They can not only launch long-range attacks but also possess strong close-range attack power.

The husky seemed quite apprehensive: "Awoo, these two trees? What are they for!"

"From today on, you’re the security team captain, and Tree One and Tree Two are security team members."

"Awoo awoo!"

The husky excitedly howled twice.

He instantly perked up, ears standing tall, and his tail wagging like a fan.

Looks like the boss not only promoted me but also assigned me two subordinates. This is awesome!

"Awoo, awoo, awoo, did you hear? From today on, I am your leader, so when I borrow your bodies to chew on, no one is allowed to resist!" The Husky strutted over on all fours, chest out, head high, full of himself, pretending to be a big bad wolf, "Come on, let Lord Dog have a taste first!"

The Husky bit down immediately.

The Tree Man slapped him hard.

The Husky let out a miserable yelp, spun 360 degrees, and was flipped onto the ground.

"Ow, how dare you defy your superior." The Husky felt like his teeth were almost knocked out, and he quickly ran pitifully to Hang Yu, "Boss, look, these two guys are undisciplined and unorganized, I request new subordinates."

Hang Yu: "..."

A string of terms floated in his mind.

Braised dog meat, dog meat hotpot, clay pot stewed dog meat, spicy dog meat casserole...

Just as Hang Yu was about to grab a kitchen knife.

The Bald Qiang brothers came over.

This made Hang Yu a bit surprised.

"How did you get here so quickly? Could it be you’ve already completed the task I gave you?"

Bald Qiang quickly nodded repeatedly, glanced at the two trees in the yard with a look of reverence, having heard from the Monkey that not only were these trees becoming sentient, but they also grew rapidly and could hit people with incredible power.

Even now, before they’ve fully grown, they could instantly defeat any ordinary person.

One wonders what kind of power they’d possess when fully grown!

"Big bro, we wouldn’t dare slack on your orders." Pang Hu, standing next to Bald Qiang, had a flattering look, handing over several printed A4 sheets detailing the residents of the Cyan Dragon Alley community, "Please take a look, big bro!"

The three, the youngest being twenty-five or twenty-six, kept calling Hang Yu "big bro."

But the ancients said the capable are teachers, so nowadays the strong are "big bro," what’s the problem?

No problem at all!

Hang Yu gestured for the three to take a break.

He sat on a rattan chair and began reviewing the materials.

The trio, being the "local kings" of the old community, had gathered quite detailed information, detailing the situation of local residents and even collecting some people’s Spirit Realm talents and skills.

Bald Qiang watched anxiously as Hang Yu sat in the rattan chair, carefully flipping through the data, wondering if what he had collected would satisfy Hang Yu.

Suddenly, he noticed the Husky sitting beside Hang Yu.

Huh, there wasn’t a dog the last time, could it be that big bro has started keeping a dog?

Bald Qiang found that this dog seemed different, though it was the common black-and-white Husky, the black-and-white demarcation was sharp, fur smooth like satin, with a long muzzle, blue eyes with black pupils, sitting still, looking very serious and sharp, a very fine specimen, like Daniel Wu among Huskies.

Most importantly.

Its gaze held an intriguing intelligence.

This wasn’t something found in other animals.

Tsk tsk, big bro is really big bro, even his dog exudes the aura of a king!

The Husky, seemingly very perceptive, noticed Bald Qiang’s staring, and turned to look, grinning and sticking out his tongue, immediately dispelling the kingly aura, transforming into a jester, and said, "Awoo awoo, Baldy, are you also the boss’s underling?"

"Ah!"

Bald Qiang, Pang Hu, and the Monkey all broke out in a cold sweat from the sudden shock.

A Husky, a dog, just spoke!

This is way too shocking!

No mental preparation at all!

How should I save you?

My worldview!

The Husky didn’t realize how much his speaking startled the others. He glanced at the Baldy, Fatty, and Skinny, and said enthusiastically, "Awoo awoo, listen up, the boss is the top dog here, and I’m the second, so remember to call me Brother Er Gou!"

The Bald Qiang trio were so shocked they couldn’t speak.

Did this Husky spirit awaken or something?

"Yes! Brother Er Gou!" They quickly bowed and said respectfully, "Please take care of us little brothers in the future, Brother Dog!"

The three never imagined there’d be a day they’d bow to a dog and call it brother.

And it’s not just any dog, but a... Husky!

Big bro’s trees turned sentient and could hit people, his dog became sentient and could talk.

If the big bro suddenly confessed that he was actually a Kryptonian.

They’d probably still find it within the realm of acceptability!