Fox Has No Malicious Intent-Chapter 580 - 578: Of Course, Enjoyment Means the Whole Package!
"Wow! You guys haven't seen it. That long line of tanks driving on the road, and those infantry fighting vehicles 'cool cool cool' coming out of the North Army. It was quite a sight."
"Oh my! The tourists were dumbfounded. When they poked their heads out to take pictures, they directly hit the tank. Actually, it wasn't a big deal originally. According to routine, just fix each vehicle and be done with it, but who would've thought, the driver got out of the car and his legs went weak, kneeling down immediately."
"You guys didn't see it, the soldier asking questions was so shocked, his soul nearly flew out, his hat popped off as he hurriedly ran over to help the tourist up..."
On the way home, the driver, who was driving Tang You's old Prado, tirelessly recounted the events he had just witnessed to everyone.
In Steel Avenue Park of Potou City, car accidents involving tanks are extremely rare but not unheard of.
Usually, when something like this happens, the car driver is immediately detained, then the whole incident is thoroughly investigated. If it is confirmed to be an accident without disrupting duty, it's merely a matter of issuing a fine.
But before the matter is clarified, no one is allowed to leave the scene, and the road is half closed off.
"Tank..."
The little fox sitting in Ah Qing's arms silently poked its head out, its eyes gleaming with light, and murmured to itself, "Speaking of... that boy Tang Lian seems to owe me a tank driving session, I have to find him to redeem that before going home."
"Is there a Xia Country fox that can't drive a tank?"
Meanwhile, the Medicine Spring Mountain Lord, hidden in the back seat under a blanket, covertly perked up its ears, eavesdropping on the gossip from the front row.
After a while of driving, they arrived in front of Tang You's family's large villa in Tang Family Town.
However.
Before going home, Tang You got out of the car first, ran inside to support her grandparents, and told them that there might be a tiger living in the house for a while.
"A...a tiger can live in a house? An old gecko? A big lizard or something?"
Tang Jian Country stared wide-eyed at his granddaughter, dumbfounded, "You aren't pulling my old leg, are you?"
"Do I look like someone who likes to joke?" Tang You retorted with a face full of black lines.
"Oh dear! I don't want this house anymore!" After a brief thought, Tang Jian Country hurriedly began packing up to temporarily stay in the next house with his wife.
Although...
Tang Jian Country was aware that his big grandson was involved in confidential work, and he also understood that the Xinxing Agricultural Science College's big tiger might be some spirit beast with human understanding.
But the older generation's impression of tigers is not of the large fat orange cats in the zoo, but of tiger scourges!
In the past, with old-fashioned guns, missing the vital spots could result in a ferocious counterattack.
His old arms and legs couldn't withstand the shock of having a spirit beast-level tiger living in the house.
"It seems... Grandpa's reaction is normal?" Tang You was speechless seeing her grandpa run away, wanting to persuade him not to fear, it's just a tiger.
But before she could speak, she froze, a chaotic mass appeared on her forehead.
Just a tiger...
Could it really be just that simple?
"Maybe... I can't go back now, Ah Qing has unknowingly taught us well."
Tang You sighed, opened the rear tailgate of the old Prado, and let out the tiger in the trunk.
As the Medicine Spring Mountain Lord got off, the car tires showed a clear upward shift mark, and the suspension made a pleasant sound, releasing the space of the entire large off-road vehicle.
Having been with Ah Qing for so long, they unconsciously forgot the meaning of wild beasts and fierce beasts.
No beast, fierce beast, or venomous insect, could remain untamed after Ah Qing stroked their heads for less than a minute.
Where's the danger?
When beasts see Ah Qing, it's quite dangerous; they risk being tamed into household pets.
After inviting the tiger and the sisters into the house, Tang You locked the double doors to prevent the big fat orange from going out to scare people.
"It's decided!"
"Tomorrow's desert trip is canceled, let's head to Steel Avenue Park to ride tanks instead!"
Tang You, with a wide grin, joined the sisters, linking arms with them, announcing the plan for the next day.
"But, you guys might have to wake me up."
"I need to take advantage of Grandpa's absence to trade those Zowie monitors in the media room as second-hand, he keeps saying he's farsighted, complaining about both Eizo and LG, yet loves those high-refresh monitors."
"Already farsighted, still obsessed with refresh rates..." Tang You complained about the troubles at home to her sisters.
...
Back in the dorm room, Ah Qing was in her room giving the little fox a shower, ensuring he hadn't rolled in cow dung or horse dung like other doggies, and then satisfied, placed him on the bed.
"And this one, you must eat it, it's for deworming." Before getting ready to shower, Ah Qing took out a box of deworming medicine from her little backpack, popped one pill herself, and then fed one to the little fox.
Seeing the little fox swallow the deworming pill, Ah Qing contentedly headed to the bathroom.
"Mmm..."
The little fox smacked its lips, feeling a subtle curiosity in its heart.
"Deworming pill..."
"Is it effective for me?"
"If I really have roundworms in my belly, wouldn't I pull out a roundworm that turns into a bull and fights parasitic beasts?"
The little fox pondered some bizarre thoughts, stepping out of the dorm room and heading toward Tang You's kitchen.
Ansheng, with a look of joy, stood on his hind legs and opened the refrigerator in the dimly lit kitchen.
But noticing the contents of the fridge, Master Fuli's face froze.
"No... No iced cola, not even a sugary drink in this over five hundred-liter fridge!"
Ansheng's small fox face displayed a panicked expression as if the world were collapsing.
Wish Power allocation, to Ansheng, was equivalent to the ultimate relaxing sauna massage, a pleasure.
Before indulging, it was natural to relax and unwind, lying in a comfortable posture to savor slowly.
And at this moment, a glass of iced cola was extremely important to Master Fuli.
"Looks like I'll need to step out!" Ansheng sighed inwardly, feeling regretful about Tang You's house lacking iced cola.
However, it wasn't a big deal.
Housekeeper Lin lived in the hotel room 501 next door, and there was definitely cane sugar iced cola there.
"Sigh..."
Ansheng sighed, leaping out the window, quickly running to the hotel three kilometers away.
Under the dull gaze of the hotel lobby security, Master Fuli took the elevator upstairs, walking along the window ledge toward Lin Bingyun's suite.
However.
"Lin Ying? What are you doing here?"
Just arriving at the floor-to-ceiling window, Ansheng saw Lin Ying sitting at the desk inside, holding a foldable phone in her left hand browsing documents, while her right hand was on a call.
"Master Fuli?"
Lin Ying was slightly startled to see Master Fuli outside the window. After saying a few words to the phone, she hung up, closing the foldable phone displaying documents. A hint of delight showed in her eyes.
Lin Ying opened the window, bringing Master Fuli, who was leaning against the windowsill, inside.
"Master Fuli, you are..." Lin Ying patted beside Master Fuli, brushing away the dust inadvertently gotten on him. 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝓮𝒘𝙚𝙗𝒏𝙤𝙫𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝒐𝙢
"My house ran out of cola, but I'm in a hurry, so I came to the hotel to get some." Ansheng explained his purpose, scanning the suite, searching for the fridge inside.
"The fridge is hidden over by the entry cabinet." Lin Ying picked up Master Fuli and headed to the doorway area, glancing at the little fox with its head raised eagerly in her arms.
"Master Fuli..."
"Are you... about to grow a tail?"
Lin Ying had seen such an excited expression on Master Fuli once before, a day that to her was no less than witnessing a nuclear blast before her eyes.
That day, after drinking ice cola in front of her, Master Fuli strained to grow a tail.
With the emergence of the sixth tail, Master Fuli's form shifted in front of Lin Ying, turning into a seven- or eight-year-old toddler.
"Yes indeed! A group of bandits occupying a mountaintop in Outer lands, one kick from me, Master Fuli, the merit perpetual motion machine starts!"
"I'm growing up again!" Master Fuli exclaimed in delight, telling Lin Ying his recent adventures in an exaggerated manner.
"Master Fuli, you're truly kind and brave, never forgetting your mission to protect the people even during the National Day holiday." Lin Ying smiled gently, opening the storage cabinet, revealing a built-in fridge, saying:
"Your deeds make me proud, the signboard of Lin Group seems to shine a bit brighter because of you, Master Fuli! Truly deserving of being Summer East's Master Fuli!"
"It's not as exaggerated as you say..."
"I just can't bear to see enemies flourishing, so I traveled far to kick them."
