Fox Has No Malicious Intent-Chapter 535 - 533: Fox and Rabbit
"Simply....Reversed Celestial Spirits!"
"I’m a fox, you’re a rabbit, do you think your behavior is normal?"
Seeing the Black-skinned Rabbit getting closer, rubbing against him, Ansheng initially didn’t intend to pay attention, planning to follow Tang Lian and Daolang the Sheep to ride back to the sheepfold.
But the Black-skinned Rabbit saw Master Fuli ignoring him, so he jumped directly to Master Fuli’s waist, pressing against him with his head.
The Black-skinned Rabbit’s pitch-black eyes were shining, as if they had been given a highlight.
Someone as brave as Master Fuli had not yet been seen by the Black-skinned Rabbit on the prairie.
Brother~ Brother, take me to exercise, will you?
"Defying the heavens!"
Sitting in the backseat of the Big Foot pickup truck, Ansheng lifted his fox paw, stopping the rabbit from getting closer.
"......"
Driving the car, Tang Lian, and Daolang the Sheep, watching over the honey badgers in the car pocket, were all silent.
The Black-skinned Rabbit wasn’t like this before.
Typically, the Black-skinned Rabbit would hold the Woodcutter’s foot with his left paw, and grab the Spirit Beast’s tail with his right paw, swinging both around as farming tools to plow the land.
Every time, though they could deter the Black-skinned Rabbit from approaching Botou suburbs, each time, the Woodcutter and Spirit Beast would be left disgraced.
No choice.
That rabbit’s physique was extraordinarily strong, and he somehow learned Northern wrestling.
Ordinary people approaching were only meant to be swung away, often not knowing what happened, suddenly flying.
......
The Big Foot pickup drove out from the depths of the prairie, returning to the sheepfold in front of the village.
Tang Lian dropped off Master Fuli and Daolang the Sheep, driving alone with the two honey badgers to jail.
"Xiaolan, you’re.... "
When Ansheng reappeared in the sheepfold, Ah Qing was staring in disbelief at the little fox and its new little accessory.
The little fox walked briskly in the front; behind him followed a plump black rabbit, all shiny with bright pink ears.
You could truly see with the naked eye that this black rabbit was very fond of Xiaolan....
"I suddenly thought of an animated movie." Sitting under the eaves with a cool breeze, Momo, after Ah Qing pointed out the harmonious scene of the little fox and rabbit, enthusiastically spoke:
"Ah Qing, you say....."
"If you capture this scene and post it with sound, would we receive a lawyer’s letter from America?"
"I suppose not... probably not." Although Momo didn’t mention the name of the animation, Ah Qing figured it out from the fox and rabbit description.
"Moreover, the little fox is so well-behaved, unlike Nick in the beginning of the movie who was quite naughty, they’re completely different."
Ah Qing took out her phone, capturing the moment with a side remark about the movie Momo mentioned.
"Ah Qing, don’t just focus on photographing me; hurry up and yank away this little tag-along."
"Also, I don’t exercise, I prefer riding in a car enjoying air conditioning, at home with the A/C unit, playing on the phone." Ansheng, with black lines across her face, raised a paw, stopping the Black-skinned Rabbit from continuously sniffing around.
Despite October’s cool temperatures in the North, two fluffy bundles—when joined—generated incredible warmth.
"Huh? Doesn’t Xiaolan like rabbits?" Ah Qing pondered curiously, "Isn’t the little fox supposed to like the little rabbit....."
Ansheng: "........"
What kind of hellish joke are you making! Little fox shedding tears of joy from the corners of her mouth, right?
......
With Ah Qing and Momo’s persuasion, the Black-skinned Rabbit’s attention gradually shifted from Fox Brother, bouncing, anxiously seeking Ah Qing’s hand-held fodder.
And on Tang You and Lin Bingyun’s side, the procurement agreement was completed, joining the local elders visiting the ranch, observing the cattle and sheep’s living conditions.
"Baa! Baa baa baa—"
As the group left for the tour, Daolang the Sheep, clenching a cigarette, entered the sheepfold, calling out to the sheep inside.
"Baa baa baa—"
The sheep answered him and immediately followed Daolang the Sheep out of the sheepfold without looking back.
Even within the sheep herd there are different hierarchies.
Since ninety percent of the time, the rams’ brains are in a state of leaving home, submitting to no one.
Even someone as strong as Daolang the Sheep couldn’t manage those runaway-headed breeding rams within the sheepfold.
Now someone’s coming to buy sheep, Daolang the Sheep immediately led the smart little sheep out, avoiding potential wrongful culling by villagers amidst swirling dust.
To cultivate a group of intelligent sheep capable of dispersing across the prairie, gathering intelligence.
Daolang the Sheep put in great effort, losing even one would have him on the ground, rolling and scolding Tang Lian.
People buy the people, sheep run the sheep, when everything was settled it was already evening.
Before leaving, Lin Bingyun sneakily placed a smartwatch into Master Fuli’s chest.
Tang You, with a look of relief and burden lifted, led her sisters home to rest, concluding the day’s schedule.
But.
During dinner, a slight hiccup occurred.
The Black-skinned Rabbit came to Tang You’s house, and driven by instincts deep within, he stretched his paws, grasping the marble dining table legs, aiming to lift the whole table and toss it from the window.
Ansheng, sharp-eyed and swift, soared through the air, stepping on the table to suppress it.
The little fox maintained a courteous smile, gripping the Black-skinned Rabbit’s neck, walked to the door, jumped up, pulled on the door handle, opened it, and gently placed the rabbit at the threshold.
"Bang—"
The little fox slammed the door shut.
The Black-skinned Rabbit was stunned, quickly turned, lifted its long legs, rapidly patting the door with his little paws.
But this time, the Black-skinned Rabbit got wiser.
It seemed Fox Brother liked a messy home, hence suppressing his instincts, didn’t take the door apart.
Brother! Open the door, I’ll write a pledge; I promise not to throw anything inside the house.
I truly want to work out with you!
......
At night.
Sitting in the living room, lying on Tang You’s lap, watching TV, the little fox looked up at Ah Qing and said:
"Ah Qing, I ate too much earlier, feeling somewhat indigested; I’ll run a few laps on the ranch with Daolang the Sheep, remember to leave a window gap for me tonight."
"Northern..... I remembered there are wolves, right? Don’t wander too far from the city at night," Ah Qing listened and seriously advised Xiaolan.
"No problem, if a wolf indeed comes to snatch me, I’ll bring back a big cape for you."
Ansheng, confident, spoke, patting the Black-skinned Rabbit lying cozy at Momo’s feet, signalling it with his eyes to join him outside.
"Squeak squeak squeak...."
The Black-skinned Rabbit understood immediately, climbed down Momo’s slipper, happily following Master Fuli.
The little fox jumped up, pulling the door open, and with the Black-skinned Rabbit walked out, softly shutting the door behind. 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝕨𝕖𝗯𝚗𝚘𝕧𝕖𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝕞
"......"
Tang You’s grandpa, Tang Jian Country, and grandma looked puzzled as the little fox left, and then at the four seemingly accustomed to watching TV.
Do you reckon.... this makes sense?
Clearly it doesn’t.
But some things are already desensitized for students of Xinxing Agricultural Science College.
Clever, human-like creatures occasionally appear across the academy.
Little fox... can only be deemed clever, not to the extent of extorting students.
In the male dormitory of Xiqi, there’s a cat that extorts fresh cat strips and cans.
Even knows how to cross its legs, aiming a gun at graphics cards.
If negotiations break down, it would immediately rip the ticket.
However.....
It slipped in the female dormitory.
Changed from Tabby Brother to Tabby Sister.
