Fox Has No Malicious Intent-Chapter 511 - 509: First Day of Class, Lesson: Demolition
"Go home, take a bath, sleep...."
Looking at Ba Mountain Mosquito’s confused face, Master Fu Fox shrugged his shoulders, downed a large cup of ice-cold cola, leaped onto Lin Bingyun’s shoulder, and pointed outside the office.
It was already four-thirty in the morning, and the night was mostly wasted on travel.
Five minutes of mosquito fighting, three hours of travel.
"Click... "
Arriving at the building’s basement, Ba Mountain Mosquito naturally walked to the hood when confirming that Master Fu Fox was riding the vehicle, flicked his finger, and opened the hood.
"What are you doing?"
Ansheng stared at Ba Mountain Mosquito, full of question marks.
"It’s not hot in here, turn on the air conditioning, get into the cabin to bite feet...."
Ba Mountain Mosquito pointed to the hood, said it wasn’t hot, then pointed to themselves, saying they’d hide in the car, entering through the air conditioning to bite the car occupants’ feet.
As Ba Mountain Mosquito spoke, the mosquito swarm was already crawling into the hood, one by one eager to begin.
"Stop!"
"You sit in the backseat, your lot sits in the cargo area." Ansheng, with black lines on his face, closed the hood.
Good grief, you folks really live off the mountains and the sea, whether there are mountains or seas or not, you’re working that luck, huh?!
Ba Mountain Mosquito transformed into human form to open the hood, making the mosquito swarm comfortable inside.
If this goes on, Ba Mountain Mosquito might even have to press the elevator buttons for the mosquito swarm in the residential area.
"Oh...."
Ba Mountain Mosquito sat primly in the backseat while the mosquito swarm settled in the cargo area. Lin Bingyun drove, and Master Fu Fox sat in the front passenger seat, headed back together to Xiqi Campus.
"Ah! I forgot about something again...."
Sitting in the front passenger seat, Master Fu Fox, upon just opening his phone, froze for a moment, seemingly realizing something, and quickly opened WeChat to send a message to Wang Qiqi.
Master Fu Fox: [Can you ask around about the Gravity Tenderizing Hammer Pro from the Heaven and Earth Eternal Institute? I feel like it has some hidden attributes.]
Wang Qiqi: [Okay, I’ll ask tomorrow.]
After sending the WeChat message, Ansheng opened the music platform to scroll through short videos before heading home to sleep.
"By the way, Master Fu Fox, the video team we set up earlier will come to Chang’an City after the Mid-Autumn Festival. How do you plan to arrange their work?"
"And regarding the spokesperson matter, we’re ready and can sign with Miss Yu at any time."
Lin Bingyun thought for a moment before asking Master Fu Fox about the upcoming work arrangements.
"Let’s have the video team come first! I’ll give Ah Qing a heads-up, just say they’re picked up, and then the video team can go out to get clients, tell Ah Qing they helped land an ad contract."
Upon hearing this, Ansheng thought for a moment before speaking to Lin Bingyun.
"Short videos, live streaming, I’ll get it done..... Dad." Ba Mountain Mosquito suddenly chimed in from the backseat.
"Huh?"
Ansheng turned back in surprise, looking at the Ba Mountain Mosquito, which was now raising its hand, mimicking motorcycle clutch movements.
"Chang’an City..... Lintong has residential areas, streamer buildings, and soft, lovely girls like to eat. I’ll help press the elevator straight to the thirty-sixth floor," Ba Mountain Mosquito said to Master Fu Fox.
"Well.... that works! Before you can speak human language fluently, stay by my side to help with the live streaming. After a while, we’ll arrange for you to intern at Spirit Beast."
"Someone like you, who can fight, is a natural fit for management; you’ll have broad paths ahead for promotion to Hall Master," Ansheng nodded lightly.
"Dad stuttered with garlic....." Ba Mountain Mosquito said seriously.
Backed by the supreme evil beast, eating is easy.
Master Fu Fox’s name ought to be useful.
......
"Housekeeper, go back and prepare a few sets of clothes for it. I’ll check on its study status tomorrow night."
"Listen to Housekeeper Lin, behave yourself."
Ansheng, before getting off the car, gave all the necessary instructions before leisurely heading home to take a bath and go to bed.
"Meow meow meow..."
Back in the dormitory building, Ansheng heard a series of meows calling for help, saying it accidentally got caught.
Ansheng, puzzled, ran downstairs to see a tabby cat hung on the door.
A sturdy plastic bag from the supermarket with six holes poked in it, the tabby cat’s limbs, head, and tail sticking out.
On the plastic bag, an A4 sheet was attached.
[Criminal Stray Cat: Ah Qiang]
[Crimes: Peed on an optical microscope x2, pooped/peed at the server workstation x1, damaged several graphics cards and hard drives, scrapped a 4090 laptop along with a 4060ti graphics card, jackpot totaled eighty-eight thousand.]
[Sentence: Indefinite imprisonment after castration.]
"Meow~"
The tabby cat hung on the wall saw the fox, waving repeatedly, its eyes full of hope.
"Do I look like someone with eighty-eight thousand?"
Ansheng rolled his eyes and couldn’t be bothered with the tabby cat hung in front of the dormitory door, walking straight upstairs.
This cat’s basket is very pricey.
But Ansheng didn’t want to buy its freedom; it wasn’t his pee in the case, so he wouldn’t pay this compensation.
"Tsk tsk..."
Ansheng hopped onto the window ledge, carefully opening Ah Qing’s dormitory window, sneaking into the air-conditioned room and landing on the floor, stretching out his paws and arching his back for a lazy stretch.
"Home is the best! The air conditioning is so refreshing...."
Ansheng let out a slight whimper, raising his head to meet Momo’s eyes looking from the bed.
"Oh! You pulled an all-nighter, I’ll report you later." Momo teased upon seeing the little fox return at dawn.
The time the little fox left wasn’t clear to Momo. She had come back after delivering mooncakes at eight and slept, waking around three in the morning, finding the little fox gone.
"Ying ying ying!"
The little fox rolled his eyes and ran straight to the bathroom.
What all-nighter, foxes are naturally nocturnal animals, isn’t it just following ancestral traditions?
"Heh..."
Momo chuckled, squeezing a stress ball, somewhat expecting the little fox to have a human-like frantic expression.
After Mid-Autumn, it wasn’t officially time for classes, just pre-class previews and labor work.
Classes would formally resume after the National Day holiday.
Soon, the excavator would rumble, agricultural tractors running all over the school.
The little fox, who returned after an all-nighter, wanting to sleep? That might be a bit complicated....
The time reached five-thirty.
People in the dormitory began to wake up, starting their morning wash and dress, switching to water boots, and heading to the cafeteria for breakfast.
"Whimper...."
The little fox who went chicken-stealing last night laid on the bed, snoozing heavily. Before leaving, Tang You thoughtfully adjusted the air conditioning to the little fox’s favorite 23 degrees.
As she kept her computer on for 24 hours, the dormitory’s electricity bill was fully on her, leaving her with decisive say over the air conditioning’s use or temperature setting.
The little fox liked 23 degrees, so 23 degrees it was.
By six-thirty, the class meeting was held.
At eight, the tractor engine started to roar, but the little fox lying in bed just twitched his ears but didn’t wake.
By nine, it’s time for the Resources and Environment class.
"Clatter clatter clatter——"
The loud rumbling of pile drivers striking the ground, the metallic clinking of excavators moving earth, and the tremors caused as overloaded sand trucks drove by.
Ansheng tugged the blanket over his head, huffing and mumbling incoherently.
"Bang bang bang——"
Something, some kind of construction machinery started up, causing Ansheng, who was sleeping on the bed, to bounce like a spring mattress.
"That’s enough!"
"Who the heck is repairing roads at this ungodly hour, geez!"
The little fox wrapped in the white sheet poked his head out of the blanket, letting out whimpers of despair.
"Boom——"
A sound somewhat resembling dynamite blasting during mountain development shook the dormitory windows, making a "ka ka ka" sound.
Ansheng, with black lines across his face, lay on his side in bed, lifting his paw to support his little fox face, listening to the sounds of construction.
"Feels just like those times staying in the company’s dorm...."
"The more you complain, the more persistent the construction outside becomes, as if it’s set on defying you."
