Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World-Chapter 267 Florida Man Faced No Murder Charge after He Gunned Vegan Man Who Attempted to Steal His Potted Marihuana Plant.
Chapter 267 Florida Man Faced No Murder Charge after He Gunned Vegan Man Who Attempted to Steal His Potted Marihuana Plant.
Chapter 267 – Florida Man Faced No Murder Charge after He Gunned Vegan Man Who Attempted to Steal His Potted Marihuana Plant.
"…A golem? But why…"
Overlord Lucky was perplexed. He had memorized every face of the Fenrir entities, but he didn't remember seeing the golem before. It piqued his interest.
Leaving Ester's house, Overlord Lucky leaped forward and landed on the road, blocking the path of the caravan. He turned around and menacingly glared at the green elves.
Rockhart recognized the overlord. He rushed over and yelled at him.
"Hey! You mutt! You should have come earlier! Now that you're here, kill these people for me! I want that little girl, you hear?!"
"Ah?" Overlord Lucky snarled. He didn't like the elf's tone.
"Don't AH me, you slave! You and all werewolves are our slaves! You will do exactly what I said!!"
Rockhart disregarded the cultivation gap between him and the overlord. He brought out a whip and lashed at the latter's stomach.
"…"
Overlord Lucky felt nothing. His cold eyes stared into Rockhart's soul, not hiding his malicious intent.
Rockhart continued whipping while Overlord Lucky stood there and took it.
"Stop ignoring me, you slave dog! GO! I SAY, GO! KILL THEM!!"
"…"
Despite possessing the power to crush Rockhart in one hit, Overlord Lucky snorted and caught the whip. The weapon dissipated into dust and burnt Rockhart's hands.
"AAAAHHH!!"
Rockhart squealed like a pig. However, his hands weren't injured. Only a fragment of his Qi sent a false alarm to his brain.
"Y-YOU, DAMN MUTT!! HOW DARE YOU BURN ME?! I WILL SUE YOU AND HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR ASSAULTING A DELEGATE OF DEZNUTS-"
Overlord Lucky had enough. His large hand grabbed Rockhart's head and pulled him toward his face.
"Listen here, you little shit. The only reason you're alive right now is because of the Oath of Fenrir. Even though we've pledged allegiance to the Divine Elves, we are not your slaves or servants!! If you run your mouth one more time, I'll gorge out your eyes, vocal cords, eardrums, and your limbs. I'll make sure you'll spend eternity living in the freezing abyss, unable to speak, hear, or see anything. Bear in mind that the Oath of Fenrir forbids us from killing elves, but it doesn't prevent us from torturing you!! NOW, SCRAM!"
"H-HIEEEKK!!"
Rockhart squealed and fell on his butt. He turned around and ran away without looking back.
Overlord Lucky snorted and turned his attention to the golem who had the same face as him.
BOOM
Suddenly, Rockhart's head shattered and turned into blood mist. The guardian golem "Lucky" stood up and patted her paws after he had swiftly used a blood domain to devour Rockhart's lifespan and blood essence.
The clone faced the original. Both "Lucky" took one step closer to size up their opponent.
Lucky transformed into a humanoid werewolf, preparing for a potential combat.
Overlord Lucky allowed the clone to finish his transformation as he was curious about it. When the golem finished his transformation, Overlord Lucky narrowed his eyes. The golem looked exactly like him. Overlord Lucky disliked this copycat.
"Is this a joke?"
Lucky, the guardian statue, took one step forward and stared into the overlord's eyes. "My life is never a joke, woof. But yours is."
"Aha! Is that a challenge, bitch?!"
"We're trying to return home, woof. It's you who suddenly gets in the way. If you're smarting than dogs, MOVE… bitch. Get out of the way!"
Overlord Lucky sneered. Testing the water, Overlord Lucky deployed the blood domain and attempted to kill everybody behind the golem.
The shadow of Leo wasn't na?ve enough to overlook the domain. He countered it with the same domain while he created a black blood shield and a black blood sword. He slashed forward, attacking the overlord's domain.
Overlord Lucky stepped forward and grabbed the blood sword before it could cut his domain. His other hand generated his blood sword and hacked the copycat's neck.
Lucky, the clone, simply glanced at the blood sword and snorted.
BOOM
The blood sword of the overlord shattered and dispersed into blood mist.
Noticing that his sword was destroyed, Overlord Lucky also clenched his fist and destroyed the copycat's sword as well.
Without a weapon, the guardian bashed his blood shield against the original.
Overlord Lucky couldn't foresee a simple attack. The blood shield smacked his face and cladded his body with glowing black blood. Black lightning within the blood struck the overlord and paralyzed him.
"RUN, WOOF!" Lucky ordered Leo's employees.
Hua Jiashan and the others realized the crisis. They ran past the overlord and rushed toward the portal in front of them. One after another, the cultivators escaped from the home base of green elves.
Taxi, Ricardo, and Cat were the strongest trio in the group. They waited until everybody except Lucky to enter the portal before they made their move.
Unfortunately, the overlord recovered from the paralysis first. He glanced at the trio and bellowed.
Lucky reacted fast. He threw a punch at the overlord's face and stopped the voice attack before it was completed. Overlord Lucky was smacked to the nose and long mouth, causing some of his teeth and fangs to fly.
Overlord Lucky instantly regained his bearing and regenerated the lost teeth. He grabbed the copycat's arm and tried to throw him. However, he forgot that the black blood that got on him earlier was still under his opponent's control.
ZAAAAP
Black electricity ran through the overlord's physique and dantian. Some of his meridians and stars in his dantian universe were destroyed.
Overlord Lucky shifted his attention to the copycat. He glared at him with hatred.
"YOU DAMN GOLEM!!"
Overlord Lucky had enough. As Qi, martial arts, and domain didn't work, he switched his fighting method. A black magic circle manifested underneath the overlord's feet.
Lucky sensed the life force in the magic circle below the overlord. He stomped on the edge of the circle and shattered it before the incantation was finished.
"TSK!"
Overlord Lucky was annoyed. He pulled an underhanded weapon which he didn't like to use – A system weapon. He pulled a gauntlet from his system inventory and equipped it to his right fist.
Lucky flinched as he sensed the threat of that weapon. Buying time, he threw the blood shield at the overlord.
The overlord swatted the shield away with his gauntlet, shattering it into blood mist. He also expanded his muscle mass and dispelled the black blood on him.
That short moment gave Lucky enough time to put on the Florida Domain's uniform, which was a custom-made suit, shirt, and pants, tailored for him.
The overlord directly charged at Lucky like a savage beast. He threw a straight right punch at him. 𝒻𝑟ℯℯ𝑤ℯ𝘣𝘯𝘰𝑣ℯ𝘭.𝑐𝘰𝓂
Lucky raised his guard like a boxer. Using his arm, he blocked the strike.
BOOM!
The power of the system gauntlet pushed Lucky 10 meters backward after the impact. However, his arm and clothes were unharmed.
"What?!" The overlord was in disbelief. His system boasted that the gauntlet boosted his attack power enough to kill any karmic sovereign, yet the copycat was unharmed.
Lucky glanced at the custom-made uniform and grinned. His opponent might have a weapon, but he had the strongest armor in his universe, aka Leo's flesh and blood.
"Enough messing around. You'll regret provoking me, woof!"
"YOU DAMN HERETIC!!"
Both wolves rushed at each other and exchanged punches. None of them bothered utilizing Qi or magic anymore as the fight became personal.
Cat, Taxi, and Ricardo sensed the opportunity. They sprinted and detoured around the two entities, fleeing toward the portal.
BOOM
Suddenly, an ugly green elf descended from the sky and blocked the exit. Rockhart returned and glared at the trio.
"You're not going anywhere!"
Cat smacked her lips in disdain. She pulled out a new weapon, which Leo had given her before they entered the portal.
It was a resizable halberd that mad cows of the Cow Level used. Leo had also tampered with it a little.
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Rough Halberd of Anti-God
This halberd was mass-produced in a mysterious realm called 'Cow Level'. Its materials, aka deity's blood, and Big Dipper Gold, transform this rough halberd into a weapon, specifically designed to kill gods. No magic or spell can be cast when the user activates its power.
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Although Cat didn't know what it could do, she had a feeling that it could be useful in this situation. She charged and swung her halberd at the pedophile deity.
Rockhart cackled and waved his hands, drawing magic circles. 16 magic circles appeared and covered his arms, enhancing his physical abilities.
Cat swung the halberd while Rockhart welcomed it by raising his arm to block it.
CLANK!
The magic circles around his arms shattered upon impact. His right arm was sliced in half, and the halberd's dull blade sunk into Rockhart's chest.
"WHAT?! HOW?!"
Rockhart was confused. He was a deity while Cat was just a fledgling immortal. By logic, Cat shouldn't be able to harm him at all.
Taxi and Ricardo learned from the example. They ejected the same halberds from their spatial rings and rushed at the deity.
"DAMN YOU ALL!!"
Rockhart grabbed Cat's halberd and tried to push it away. However, Cat reverted to her monster form while the halberd in her arms grew bigger. She used the enhanced physical power to press the halberd further.
SWUA!
The giant halberd sliced Rockhart's torso in half!
"SMASH!!" (NOW!)
"SMASH!!" (I KNOW!)
The two horses dissected Rockhart's head and torso into a thousand pieces with their halberds!
"Nom-Nom Meow <3!"
Cat's long vine pierced into the stomach of Rockhart. She pulled out his physical dantian crystal and threw it into her mouth.
CRUNCH
She chewed it in glee before she swallowed it. Then, she started stripping the corpse and began eating the flesh.
Meanwhile, the soul of Rockhart was ejected from his dead body. A portion of his Qi in his dantian was transferred to his soul.
However, as a deity's soul physique was inferior to a sage, an entity, or a karmic sovereign, he couldn't regenerate his physique like Eleanor or Dowbad. He became a vengeful ghost.
"YOU WENCH! I WAS TRYING TO MAKE YOU MY WIFE, SO I TOOK IT EASY ON YOU! I'LL SHOW YOU HOW A DEITY FIGHTS-"
BOOM
The ghost suddenly shattered and dispersed into sparkling dust as a rainbow laser beam flashed and punctured through Rockhart's soul.
In the sky, Leo carried the limbless elf queen on his shoulder. He scanned the battlefield below and found Lucky and Overlord Lucky entangled in a fistfight.
"Has the others escaped?" Asked Leo.
Cat, Ricardo, and Taxi were relieved when they saw Leo.
"Meow <3"
"Smash <3!"
