Feng Yu Jiu Tian-Volume 17 bonus
Translator: churnie
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This is BONUS for volume 17. contain of 100 questions by the author, and answered by Rong Tian and Feng Ming. I will divide into some parts for intermezzo. Have fun.
1. What is your name?
Rong Tian：Rong Tian。
Feng Ming：Feng Ming。
Nong Nong： in addition, Rong Tian is the King of Xirei, and Feng Ming is the Duke Ming of Xirei.
2. Age (this is really a sensitive question)?
Rong Tian： Un, this is…
Feng Ming： It doesn’t matter. He doesn’t want to say because he doesn’t care so much. For myself, un, my psychological age should be 19…it should actually be… I can’t remember.
Nong Nong： Bitting handkerchief… You don’t care but your couple is care ah…
3. What is your gender?
Rong Tian： male.
Feng Ming：hmm, psychological gender is not clear, but looking at my appearance should be male.
4. What is your character?
Rong Tian： gentle
Feng Ming： ……hn? Are you gentle? Then my character is the kind of character that is always bullied by gentle people.
5. The other person’s character?
Rong Tian： kind, smart, and sometimes act like an idiot.
Feng Ming： …Hmmm… Everyone please skip over his last line. As for him hmm, the character of the other person, i once thought he was like a male dog that was always in the heat period, but later i found that it was a temporary phenomenon. Now…hmm, forget about it.
Nong Nong： somehow i understand you … … The hopeless little pitiful … …
6. When did you both meet? And where was it?
Rong Tian： N years ago, in the Prince’s Palace. You see that cowardly boy suddenly changed. When I went to him, he slapped me. It was…
Feng Ming： Who let you to force yourself on me, I was not him(prince) at that time… XXOOXX … … actually, this is the author’s bad taste, in fact it’s not our fault.
Nong Nong： I know I’m not CJ, but what’s wrong? Which part is not good, it’s the fujoshi ladies who want to see… well, save time, next question.
7. The first impression of each other?
Rong Tian：his eyes are so bright and he’s very stubborn.
Feng Ming： his eyes were so deep and I was a little scared. Uh… but there’s no killing intent, it’s still a good thing.
8. What do you like about each other?
Rong Tian：Un, everything.
Feng Ming：I don’t know, it should be everything too.
9. What do you hate about each other?
Rong Tian：he often wants to be on top of me (the Top).
Feng Ming：but when i often want to be on top of him, he use all kinds of means to not let me be on top…
Nong Nong： mouth watering…
10. Do you think that you are good with each other?
Rong Tian： What kind of good? (Shenme jiashuo xiangxing? The word ‘xing’ could be sexual meanwhile xiangxing was ‘good’ in relationship, he thought about dirty things, good on bed)
Feng Ming： hmm, if it means getting along, it should be no problem.
11. How do you call each other?
Rong Tian： Feng Ming，Duke Ming。
Feng Ming： hmm，Rong Tian，Xiao Tian Tian, occasionally called the Great King.
12. How do you want to be called by each other?
Rong Tian： not really matter. Because most of the time when the two of us together, no matter what he called, he must be calling me.
Feng Ming： ditto.
13. If you use the animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?
Rong Tian： hmm, actually, uh, that… I don’t want to uglify him. Can I not say it?
Feng Ming： Um, his appearance is beautiful and harmless like a deer, but actually much more dangerous than a lion… The lion who eats people and still spit bones… He eats…
Rong Tian： (gently smile)…
Feng Ming： (shaking) …hmm, what I said is nothing…
Nong Nong： (sweating)… Forget it, next question…
14. If you want to send a gift to each other, what will you send?
Rong Tian： Un, see what he likes, i’ll give him.
Feng Ming： (Both eyes shine) Then tonight let me…
Rong Tian： except this one.
Feng Ming： ……
15. What kind of gifts do you want?
Feng Ming： (dispiritedly) even if i say it, he will not give it.
Rong Tian： Basically, I will like Fengming as gift.
16. What are you dissatisfied about the other person? What is it usually?
Rong Tian： As long as he is not naughty, there is basically no dissatisfaction.
Feng Ming： Even if I’m naughty… at the last who dissatisfied is still me ah…
Nong Nong： You said it yourself, good person being deceived by people… get to your consciousness..
17、 What is your hobby?
Rong Tian： Pampering Fengming.
Feng Ming： Being pampered, a secret national affair.
Nong Nong： What is the [secret] National affair?
Feng Ming： He won’t let me meet people ah…
Nong Nong：I am negligent, actually let you have been depressed….
18. What is the other’s problems?
Rong Tian： stupid. But stupid is also very cute.
Nong Nong： You are A ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’.
Feng Ming： hm, it’s quite a lot.
Rong Tian： ……
Nong Nong： can you tell in detail?
Feng Ming： … The biggest problem is he’s not willing to let me…
Rong Tian： next question.
19. What does the other person do (including faults) that will make you unhappy?
Rong Tian 、Feng Ming： (Saying at the same time) entangled with others.
Nong Nong： Both of you are really…
20. What do you do (including faults) that will make the other party unhappy?
Rong Tian： some trivial matters don’t affect him.
Feng Ming： How can it be a trivial? It’s obviously a big deal about my sexual fortunes….
Nong Nong： ……
Feng Ming： Ok. Uh, um, it seems that i didn’t know anything when I was a kid, and some classmates don’t have a CJ relationship.
Rong Tian： That is why you lack of discipline.
Feng Ming： Are you’re my dad? ! ……
Rong Tian： (gently laughing)…? Well, I’ve got to do a good job of coaching you tonight……
Feng Ming：…… Forget it, next question.
21. To what extent does your relationship go?
Rong Tian：……
Feng Ming： everybody knows it, what are you asking?
Nong Nong： Un, this question was copied… Of course I know that you have reached…
22. Where was your first date?
Rong Tian ： Um, does riding the White Cloud count?
Feng Ming ： it counted.
Nong Nong ： hm, let’s just saying it counted.
23. What was the atmosphere between the two of you at that time?
Rong Tian ：……
Feng Ming ： The atmosphere is uncomfortable ah….I was almost…by him on the ground…Oh no, it’s on the horse…and then fortunately there were many people so i secretly solved it by hands.
24. What was the progress at that time?
Rong Tian ： There’s nothing much.
Feng Ming ：……
Nong Nong ： From a kiss to the first step of H… Obviously it’s a progress at a time…
25. Where are the date places you frequently go to?
Rong Tian ： as long as we’re together, wherever places is the same.
Feng Ming ：ditto.
26. What kind of preparation would you make for your partner’s birthday?
Rong Tian ： Wash him clean.
Feng Ming ： Avoid being washed by him.
Nong Nong ：。。。。。
27. Who confessed first?
Rong Tian ：him.
Feng Ming ： I am. But I was forced.
Rong Tian ：……
Feng Ming ： All right, i’m willing to do so.
28. How much do you like each other?
Rong Tian ： More than to love my self.
Feng Ming ：ditto.
Nong Nong ： … so touching…
29. Then do you love each other?
Rong Tian ： (smiles gently)…
Feng Ming ： He is a little bit of nuisance.
Nong Nong ： What about you, do you love him?
Feng Ming ： How can you ask nonsense …… Can i not love him?
Nong Nong ： I’ve said all these questions were copied…
30. What does the other person say that makes you feel like there is no way to refuse?
Rong Tian ： No matter what he said, what should be refused must be refused.
Feng Ming ： No matter what he said, there is no way to refuse.
Nong Nong ：It is understandable, after all he’s the Seme, and also the King and has the power… the Uke should be obedient…
31. What would you do if you feel like the other person has a change of heart?
Rong Tian ：(laughs gently)
Nong Nong ： (shiver) showing laugh, i know that there’s no good thing when you laughed…
Feng Ming ： (looked blank) He, he … I, uh, … if he liked someone else, I will quit
Rong Tian ： (still laughing gently)…
Feng Ming ： Um, that, can I change my answer?
Nong Nong ：sure.
Feng Ming ： um, i’ll hold on to him and not give him a chance to change of heart.
Rong Tian ： (gently laughs) Feng Ming be good, tonight i’ll love you dearly.
Feng Ming ： huu. . . Why do say everything about the bed… forget it, i didn’t say anything.
32. Can you forgive the other party’s change of heart?
Rong Tian ：……
Feng Ming ：……
Nong Nong ： I know I was wrong. I shouldn’t ask. Rong Tian glare at me, Feng Ming also cries. Well I didn’t ask. next question.
33. What would you do if the other person was more than an hour late for an appointment?
Rong Tian ： Go find him. He must have been taken away by someone who has ill-intention.
Feng Ming ： Keep waiting, he must have something important, but he will definitely come.
Nong Nong ： (Make a note) Un, the character of the two people is not the same. Rong Tian is very strong, Feng Ming is very dependent ah…
34. Which part of your body do you like the best?
Rong Tian ：everything, but, I prefer my eyes.
Feng Ming ：everything, except for one place…
Nong Nong ： I know which place, you don’t have to say it… I’m asking daily questions instead of the N+18 night talk show. The part that can be mosaiced will be mosaiced… If it can’t, just tacit understanding, right?
35. What is the sexy expression of the party?
Rong Tian ： Any expression(is sexy).
Feng Ming ：Un, the answer is the same as above.
Nong Nong ： Two nauseating guys… How can I write such two nauseating guys?
