Doctor and His Glamorous Sister-in-Law-Chapter 767 - 770: Accident
With a forceful push, she shoved Liu Ergou away.
"Don’t be in such a hurry! You startled me right as I was about to take a shower, so I couldn’t. Just wait a minute. Let me go wash up first, and we can talk after I’m done!"
With that, Han Jiajia tried to break free to go to the bathroom, but Liu Ergou had no intention of letting her go.
"It’s fine, Jia Jia. You haven’t been out all day, so it doesn’t matter. I don’t mind!"
After speaking, Liu Ergou let out a strange laugh, which made Han Jiajia frown deeply.
"Yikes, that laugh of yours is really unpleasant!" As she spoke, Han Jiajia broke free from Liu Ergou’s embrace and headed toward the bathroom.
As she walked, she added, "It’s just a shower. It won’t take long, so just wait. I’ll be quick!"
Seeing Han Jiajia about to leave, Liu Ergou scrambled off the bed and followed her without a second thought.
"Wait for me, let’s do it together!"
Hearing his words, Han Jiajia rolled her eyes but didn’t say anything.
Then, the two of them entered the bathroom together.
Just as Han Jiajia was about to turn on the water, she seemed to remember something and turned to look at Liu Ergou.
The sight made her gasp in shock.
"No way, Er Gou, when did your clothes disappear? That was too fast!"
Indeed, Liu Ergou was already completely naked.
Hearing Han Jiajia call him fast, Liu Ergou rolled his eyes.
"Don’t talk nonsense. I just undress quickly!"
"If you keep talking like that, I’ll have to enforce some family discipline!"
Just as Han Jiajia was wondering what Liu Ergou’s "family discipline" entailed, he stepped forward and hugged her tightly.
Han Jiajia knew perfectly well that Liu Ergou couldn’t wait any longer.
But she didn’t panic; she just silently turned on the showerhead.
The next second, a piercing scream echoed throughout the bathroom.
"AHH! SO HOT! DAMN IT! Han Jiajia, are you trying to scald me to death? This water is way too hot! I knew it, you’re trying to murder your own husband!"
Liu Ergou howled, letting go of Han Jiajia and quickly retreating to a corner of the bathroom.
Then he said irritably, "Jia Jia, you’ve gone too far! Are you trying to murder your own husband?"
"I didn’t even do anything, and you douse me with water this hot! That’s too much, way too much!"
To Liu Ergou’s utter surprise, Han Jiajia merely rolled her eyes at his words.
Then she said, "Honestly, you’re making a big fuss over nothing. The water isn’t hot at all, yet you’re acting like it’s scalding you to death. How ridiculous!"
With that, Han Jiajia took the showerhead and let the hot water spray all over her body.
This left Liu Ergou utterly dumbfounded.
After a good few minutes, Liu Ergou finally asked, "Jia Jia, are you sure you’re not joking with me?"
"You call this taking a shower? With water this hot, are you sure you’re not scalding a pig for dehairing?"
As soon as the words left his mouth, Han Jiajia lashed out with a kick that landed squarely on Liu Ergou’s butt.
"Who are you calling a pig, Liu Ergou!" Han Jiajia said irritably. "Say one more word, and I swear I’ll make you sleep on the floor tonight!"
Hearing this, Liu Ergou hurriedly explained, "No, no, no, Jia Jia, you misunderstood me! I just meant, with the water being so hot, can you really shower in it?"
Han Jiajia snorted in response.
"Can’t you see for yourself? Honestly!"
Hearing that, Liu Ergou said no more. He simply stood there obediently, watching Han Jiajia shower.
The very same hot water he feared so much cascaded over Han Jiajia’s body, yet she didn’t react at all. In fact, she looked like she was enjoying it.
The sight made Liu Ergou a little scared.
Liu Ergou had originally planned to use their shower time to "communicate" a little with Han Jiajia, but now, it seemed that was off the table.
Helpless, Liu Ergou could only stand there and wait for Han Jiajia to finish her shower.
The wait lasted for over half an hour.
When Han Jiajia grabbed a towel and stepped out of the bathroom, Liu Ergou quickly jumped in, gave himself a quick rinse, and hurried out.
The next moment, as he stepped out of the bathroom, Liu Ergou swept Han Jiajia into his arms and quickly carried her to the bedroom.
Just as Liu Ergou was preparing to feast to his heart’s content, he suddenly smelled something that wasn’t quite right.
It was a strong, metallic scent of blood, and it was very close—it seemed to be coming from Han Jiajia herself.
After a brief, stunned moment, Liu Ergou finally realized what had happened.
The happy smile on his face vanished without a trace.
"Ah, Jia Jia, you played me!" Liu Ergou wailed.
Seeing his reaction, Han Jiajia stuck out her tongue in embarrassment.
"Hey, you can’t blame me for this!" she said, her voice lacking confidence.
"I calculated my cycle. It was supposed to come the day after tomorrow, but I didn’t expect it to be early. I guess it’s just your bad luck!"
Hearing this, Liu Ergou sighed in resignation, put his clothes back on, and headed for the door.
Han Jiajia was stunned to see him leaving.
She hadn’t expected him to leave just like that, without the slightest hesitation.
Watching his retreating figure, Han Jiajia was at a loss for words, simply lying there dumbfounded.
Liu Ergou had already reached the door. Just as he was about to open it, he seemed to remember something and turned his head.
"Jia Jia, I almost forgot to ask. What kind do you use? Regular or overnight?"
Hearing this, Han Jiajia finally understood that he was going out to buy things for her.
Once she realized what was happening, her previous unhappiness vanished without a trace.
"Um, any kind will do!"
After saying that, Han Jiajia buried her head in the blankets.
Liu Ergou was completely baffled. What on earth does ’any kind will do’ even mean?
However, he didn’t dwell on it and turned to go downstairs.
A short while later, Liu Ergou returned.
First, he helped Han Jiajia get settled, then he lay down on the bed and pulled her into his arms. 𝚏𝗿𝗲𝐞𝐰𝚎𝕓𝐧𝚘𝘃𝗲𝐥.𝐜𝚘𝕞
"Alright, Jia Jia. No fooling around tonight. Let’s just get some proper sleep!"
Hearing his words, Han Jiajia nodded obediently, curling up in his arms. It wasn’t long before she was fast asleep.
Liu Ergou was the same, drifting off into dreamland within minutes.
「Time flew by, and soon it was the next day.」
By the time Liu Ergou woke up, the sun was already high in the sky.
Gazing at the bright sun outside, Liu Ergou fell silent.







