Divorce Revenge System: Knowing the Future in Advance-Chapter 913 - 668: Extremely Memeable_2
"Hahaha!" Lin Dong burst out laughing.
Trashing Yu Tongjie is like a team sport. Even Sun Zhicheng joined in.
Mocking idiots, what a thrill!
"So sleepy, I’m gonna go home and eat a cup of instant noodles to wake up." Yang Qiming yawned, declaring dramatically. 𝙧𝙚𝙚𝔀𝒆𝓫𝓷𝙤𝓿𝒆𝙡.𝒄𝙤𝓶
Ding Qiulan heard and looked puzzled, turned and asked.
"Shouldn’t you sleep when you’re tired?"
"Haha, you don’t understand guys." Yang Qiming finished laughing, suddenly inspired, and decided to make a post.
He sneakily took out his phone and edited a "boy" caption.
[Got my hand burned eating instant noodles today, thinking back, I used to be someone who hated instant noodles.]
While selecting pictures, Sun Zhicheng’s voice quietly came from beside him.
"No need to choose, no one’s gonna see it anyway."
"Get lost!"
Elsewhere, in Group Six.
Jiang Nian corrected his math test paper and looked at Tao Ran, who was still copying answers from the board, feeling bored.
Answers for six subjects need to be copied in two batches. Check them once during evening self-study today, and once tomorrow morning.
Biology answers are long, so postponed to tomorrow.
"Damn it!" Li Hua stood up and slammed his pen, "How did I get one sub-question wrong in physics again."
Jiang Nian turned to look at Li Hua, who was showing off.
"Damn..."
Since Zhang Ningzhi was beside him, he omitted the last two words but still mouthed them, fully charged with aggression.
Such a beast, shouts out getting nearly full marks.
"Li Hua, I really want to shove you into a club filled with people from Nantong." Ma Guojun gritted his teeth.
"Damn it, damn it!!" Li Hua knew this curse was impossible to realize, but his face still changed a bit.
It’s even more despairing than having a giant head appear on the city wall.
The school bell rang.
Jiang Nian dragged his weary body up, greeted several people around him, picked up his bag, and slowly slipped out.
A day of exams wasn’t tiring, but thinking about tasks was exhausting.
The task he received this afternoon was crowded. Yao Beibei almost stuck to him, and spoke too.
But... the system didn’t react.
Besides, he tried talking to Huang Fang. Clearly, it wasn’t her either, since the height didn’t match.
What a pity, Fangfang’s chances of growing taller reduced again.
Downstairs, at the school gate.
"Come on, let’s go home." Xu Qianqian waved at him, she was wearing a navy windbreaker, with her hair in twin ponytails.
On the other side, Song Xiyun was dressed the same.
"Oh, it’s your girlfriend day." Jiang Nian realized, Zhao Qiuxue was into women’s clothing, not short on clothes.
No wonder these two are so in sync, it’s also a gift from life.
"Yeah." Song Xiyun nodded.
"How do we look? Xu Qianqian made a peace sign, "Took loads of photos, wanna take a group shot?"
"Group shot?"
Jiang Nian glanced at Xu Qianqian, shook his head. Then looked at Song Xiyun, shook his head again.
"You’re not celebrities, why take a group shot?"
"You..." Xu Qianqian choked, gritted her teeth suddenly, "You better be careful when you go out."
Jiang Nian didn’t care, but thought about the task again.
"Sigh."
Due to the exams, Song Xiyun has been bolder lately, curiously asked, "Why did you sigh?"
"Nothing." Jiang Nian shook his head.
"Bah, being all mysterious." Xu Qianqian turned her head, "Xiyun, let’s walk ahead."
So, the two girls moved ahead a bit.
Jiang Nian followed behind, not too close nor too far, admiring their backs, listening to the girls’ bits of conversation.
"Forget it, let’s take a group photo."
Upon hearing this, Xu Qianqian turned around and glared at him.
"Too late!"
"Oh, Song Xiyun, did you know?" Jiang Nian turned to the girl, "You know yesterday she asked me..."
"Ah!! Jiang Nian!" Xu Qianqian sprinted, directly pounced on Jiang Nian, fiercely pinched his neck.
"If you wanna die, just keep talking!"
"Begin..."
"You still dare speak!"
"De... de..."
"What?" Xu Qianqian felt Jiang Nian shouldn’t be talking about condoms, so gave him some air.
Jiang Nian: "Training the body to be like a crane, cough cough cough!!"
Xu Qianqian was speechless, but still agreed to take a group photo. The three stood under a street lamp, with a low earthen wall behind them.
Teenagers, taking a group photo at the best age.
Song Xiyun stood on the side, looking a bit awkward. Xu Qianqian stood in the middle, responsible for pressing the shutter.
Jiang Nian threw a peace sign, placed it on Xu Qianqian’s head.
"Smile."
"Take your paw off!"
"Nope, not taking it." Jiang Nian was indifferent, encouraged Song Xiyun, "You try too."
Song Xiyun chuckled, also threw a peace sign on Xu Qianqian’s head. She wasn’t tall enough, had to stand on tiptoe to fit.
Thus, Xu Qianqian had "rabbit ears" on her head.
"Tsk, annoying."
She murmured, complained a bit. But didn’t really oppose, since the effect did turn out quite nice.
"Three, two, one!"
"Rabbit!"
Light and shadow froze, dim like a painting.
.....
Upstairs going home.
He sat in the living room of Xu Qianqian’s house, took out his phone and swiped it. Thought for a moment, brought out Yu Zhiyi.
"1"
Yu Zhiyi replied instantly, starting with a meme.
"(Confused) You really let me out. Considering your sensibility, we can talk."
However, Jiang Nian didn’t reply.
He just sat quietly on the sofa, waited for a moment, listened to the sound of water from the bathroom, turned his head and asked.
"Why don’t you wash together?"
Xu Qianqian just came out of the room, heard this and her eyes widened.
"You pervert?"
"A bit, but it’d be more efficient this way." Jiang Nian said, "One washes hair, one bathes."
Xu Qianqian: "...."
"Beating you up doesn’t really take much effort either."
Jiang Nian behaved, looked down at his phone. To be safe, sent another message to Yu Zhiyi.
"You seem to have put on a few pounds recently."
"Impossible!!" Yu Zhiyi was instantly distracted, "You’re lying!"
Jiang Nian waited again, still no response from the system.
"Great."
Yu Zhiyi: "Great what?"
Jiang Nian didn’t reply.
Yu Zhiyi: "I am great indeed, lots of qualities you haven’t noticed. Beautiful, smart, competent."
[! Message was sent but rejected by the recipient.]
"Huh?"
In the North District, the girls’ dormitory.
Yu Zhiyi was bewildered, then brought her phone closer. Checked it out once more, sent a message again.
Still a red exclamation mark.
"Ah!!!"
"Bastard!! Don’t let me see you tomorrow!!"
"What’s up?" Her roommate poked her head out, curiously asked, "Who dares annoy you?"
"No one." Yu Zhiyi smiled, brushed off a couple of words, "An annoying junior high classmate."
"Oh, that must be a downer."
Elsewhere.
The downer Jiang Nian put down his phone, sent a message to Chen Yunyun too, chatted a bit but still no system response.
Now, he had more to consider.
Maybe online contact doesn’t work?
However, the greater possibility is... it wasn’t meant to be the ex-wife. So, the wife radar didn’t respond.
This system, hard to comment on.
Jiang Nian didn’t find the answer, simply went home. After washing up, he completed a set of papers, turned off the lights, and went to sleep.
The next day.
He received a reply from the repeater, didn’t say anything special.
"You coming today?"
"Yeah."
He was referring to looking for Zhu Yin, this physics teacher was quite small. But her teaching was really good, needed to squeeze her more times.
"By the way, call my name in voice."
He Minjun: "???"
"Why?"
Jiang Nian: "No reason, just a random suggestion."
He Minjun: "(Sneaky) Aren’t you afraid I have treasures, like the Golden Horned King’s Purple Gold Red Gourd Bottle?"
Jiang Nian: "I have a cousin."
Elsewhere.
He Minjun was brushing her teeth, the apartment corridor only had one bathroom, she got up early to use it first.
Seeing Jiang Nian’s reply, she couldn’t help but spray toothpaste.
"Hahaha!"
She didn’t expect Jiang Nian to understand such a rare "Journey to the West" joke. Couldn’t help but wipe her mouth, replied.
"Alright then."
Jiang Nian had just gone downstairs, received He Minjun’s voice note.
He took a deep breath, opened it.
"Jiang Nian geigei."
He froze, opened his mouth but didn’t curse.
"Damn!"
